Know what i think??? (20)

Dec 11, 2008 2:34 PM CST Know what i think???
Fred and Mary got married but couldn't afford a honeymoon
so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.


In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

She replies, 'No.'

Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.'

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

His mom says, 'No.'

He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom, getting aggravated replies, 'Ok then, now tell me what you think'

He says:
'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.'
Dec 11, 2008 2:36 PM CST Know what i think???
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Dec 11, 2008 4:23 PM CST Know what i think???
Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway51 Threads 5 Polls 5,070 Posts
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Dec 11, 2008 6:05 PM CST Know what i think???
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
Ouch uh oh

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Dec 11, 2008 11:27 PM CST Know what i think???
gussi
gussigussiVilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland12 Threads 2 Polls 4,032 Posts
cherscic:

'Do you know what I think?'

'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.'



so what is the moral of this:

all modelmakers hide the bloody glue otherwise you have a sticky situation

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Dec 11, 2008 11:45 PM CST Know what i think???
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
I feel sorry for little Johnny too...imagine the floppy airplanes stuck together with vaseline...!


laugh doh
Dec 11, 2008 11:47 PM CST Know what i think???
gussi
gussigussiVilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland12 Threads 2 Polls 4,032 Posts
Lagoona22: I feel sorry for little Johnny too...imagine the floppy airplanes stuck together with vaseline...!


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Dec 12, 2008 12:26 AM CST Know what i think???
jan45
jan45jan45Sofia, Sofia City Bulgaria12 Threads 6 Polls 480 Posts
So,the conclusion is-Prepare all things you need and do it carefully.
Dec 12, 2008 1:58 AM CST Know what i think???
MARTI
MARTIMARTImsida, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 2,726 Posts
Know what i think?????

Fred got the glue on purpose...smart innit!!sigh
Dec 12, 2008 8:15 AM CST Know what i think???
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
MARTI: Know what i think?????

Fred got the glue on purpose...smart innit!!


You mean Fred got stuck in ?blushing sounds good to me.laugh
Dec 12, 2008 8:34 AM CST Know what i think???
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
bump
Dec 12, 2008 8:38 AM CST Know what i think???
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
Off to eat,drink,etc....catch you guys next week some time, don,t know when, so be good.wave
Dec 12, 2008 8:53 AM CST Know what i think???
I feel sorry for little Johnny too...imagine the floppy airplanes stuck together with vaseline......

doh how can they get stuck.....doh ..with vaseline.???????????..............rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ...................you certainly turn every meaning upside down.......................rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 12, 2008 8:55 AM CST Know what i think???
Elley: You mean Fred got stuck in ? sounds good to me.


OMG...................it may sound good to you......but does not feel good..................rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 13, 2008 12:51 AM CST Know what i think???
gussi
gussigussiVilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland12 Threads 2 Polls 4,032 Posts
cherscic: OMG...................it may sound good to you......but does not feel good..................


Experience ?????

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Dec 14, 2008 6:13 AM CST Know what i think???
gussi: Experience ?????


NO...............just guessing....................tongue
Dec 14, 2008 6:58 AM CST Know what i think???
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
cherscic: NO...............just guessing....................


hi Cherscic - how was the get-together you organised for last night?
Dec 14, 2008 2:53 PM CST Know what i think???
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Just think....you could make love to your girlfriend in the bedroom, while you're in the lounge watching football....that way, you could have as much fun playing with her toy as she does....


idea

MARTI: mine is made of croc skin...
Dec 14, 2008 2:59 PM CST Know what i think???
phoenix
phoenixphoenixparis, Ile-de-France France81 Threads 4 Polls 3,669 Posts
Lagoona22: Just think....you could make love to your girlfriend in the bedroom, while you're in the lounge watching football....that way, you could have as much fun playing with her toy as she does....



Wot.....
Dec 14, 2008 3:05 PM CST Know what i think???
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Radio controlled, you ....expletive...


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phoenix: Wot.....
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