Lagoona's Greasy Diner... (22)
Lagoona22: Sorry...I just had to do it....
...help yourself to the buffett....greasy spoons on the sideboard...
...help yourself to the buffett....greasy spoons on the sideboard...
so wot u got on offer
Lagoona22: Sorry...I just had to do it....
...help yourself to the buffett....greasy spoons on the sideboard...
...help yourself to the buffett....greasy spoons on the sideboard...
Excellent idea Lagoona..We have the 'Hot croissants' in the morning and Weddy's wine bar to get pissed in the evenings..And now a 'greasy sppon'....Chips, beans sausages and two fried eggs...And a mug of coffee. How much...?
You need a waitress here...
Good Lord!!!
Those refried beans smell awful!
I could hardly choke down those burritos.
Those refried beans smell awful!
I could hardly choke down those burritos.
Screw the food...just look at the waitresses you fool!!...this is the kind of place where you salivate before you've even looked at the menu!!....
...now, what are you having??....would you like the French Maid's Créme Derrriére or would you like to try the Wonderbra Flambé???.....
...now, what are you having??....would you like the French Maid's Créme Derrriére or would you like to try the Wonderbra Flambé???.....
Lagoona22: Screw the food...just look at the waitresses you fool!!...this is the kind of place where you salivate before you've even looked at the menu!!....
...now, what are you having??....would you like the French Maid's Créme Derrriére or would you like to try the Wonderbra Flambé???.....
...now, what are you having??....would you like the French Maid's Créme Derrriére or would you like to try the Wonderbra Flambé???.....
.............How`s the Hamburgers in this joint? .......If you got onion rings and fresh tomatoe and lettuce on it, with a nice big meaty patty .... I`ll take one to go, thanks!
.. oh, and some crispy chips ... just throw them in the same packet........ .... and a gerkin .........A simple hamburger??...does the bear do doo-doo??...of course we have!!!!...but hey, we can do one betta...ever seen a hamburger served by a well-built chippendale in leather thong and white mini-apron??...not to mention the rippling forearms and flashing white smile as he leans over to put your plate down....yihaaa..
You may pop a tip into his underwear if you feel you absolutely must...!!..hehe
You may pop a tip into his underwear if you feel you absolutely must...!!..hehe
smoky: .............How`s the Hamburgers in this joint? .......If you got onion rings and fresh tomatoe and lettuce on it, with a nice big meaty patty .... I`ll take one to go, thanks! .. oh, and some crispy chips ... just throw them in the same packet........ .... and a gerkin .........
Lagoona22: A simple hamburger??...does the bear do doo-doo??...of course we have!!!!...but hey, we can do one betta...ever seen a hamburger served by a well-built chippendale in leather thong and white mini-apron??...not to mention the rippling forearms and flashing white smile as he leans over to put your plate down....yihaaa..
You may pop a tip into his underwear if you feel you absolutely must...!!..hehe
You may pop a tip into his underwear if you feel you absolutely must...!!..hehe
Actually ... I just lost my appetite, thanks anyway ......... I`m off to get drunk now........Funny ..... I WAS hungry, and then my hunger just vanished and all I can think about now is something to fuzz my mind.
Oh well...it's true...greasy diner's are everyone's cup of tea, one might say...
...go on then, go obliterate a couple million brain cells if you must...
...go on then, go obliterate a couple million brain cells if you must...
smoky: Actually ... I just lost my appetite, thanks anyway ......... I`m off to get drunk now........Funny ..... I WAS hungry, and then my hunger just vanished and all I can think about now is something to fuzz my mind.
How's the Chili con Carne?
Put a Couple of Pickled Jalopinas on top!
And don't forget those Saltine Crackers! 
Put a Couple of Pickled Jalopinas on top!
And don't forget those Saltine Crackers!
Before I send the wrong waitress with your order....what is your fancy??..
Conrad73: How's the Chili con Carne?
Put a Couple of Pickled Jalopinas on top!
And don't forget those Saltine Crackers!
Put a Couple of Pickled Jalopinas on top!
And don't forget those Saltine Crackers!
Lagoona22: Before I send the wrong waitress with your order....what is your fancy??..
creammy scrambled eggs on toas please... and a slice of smoked salmon on top....
mmmmmmmmm getting hungry
mmmmmmmmm getting hungry
Hi guys, I dont want to start a New Thread over this ..... just want to gossip about it ..... Does anyone know what happened to that thread posted yesterday by that guy in Norway? ... the Webmaster? seems to be missing? .... Got pulled, but for WHAT? Did it get obscene?
smoky: Hi guys, I dont want to start a New Thread over this ..... just want to gossip about it ..... Does anyone know what happened to that thread posted yesterday by that guy in Norway? ... the Webmaster? seems to be missing? .... Got pulled, but for WHAT? Did it get obscene?
It seems to me that this guy was someone similar to the Tashkent boy.
I believe it got pulled because he was soliciting, the little rotter......didn't see it myself tho...
smoky: Hi guys, I dont want to start a New Thread over this ..... just want to gossip about it ..... Does anyone know what happened to that thread posted yesterday by that guy in Norway? ... the Webmaster? seems to be missing? .... Got pulled, but for WHAT? Did it get obscene?
smoky: Hi guys, I dont want to start a New Thread over this ..... just want to gossip about it ..... Does anyone know what happened to that thread posted yesterday by that guy in Norway? ... the Webmaster? seems to be missing? .... Got pulled, but for WHAT? Did it get obscene?
it's completely gone, even his profile is gone. but I don't know if it got really weird.
I was told the same thread was going in the IF
This Holiday's gonna end in Debauchery!
Lago's Greasy Spoon Diner,Guiri's Pizza-Joint,and Wedwards Wine Bar.We won't know what's Up or Down by New Year's Day.
Lago's Greasy Spoon Diner,Guiri's Pizza-Joint,and Wedwards Wine Bar.We won't know what's Up or Down by New Year's Day.
Am I a waitress or a customer of this downtrodden, slack, common establishment?
Sommerauer71: Am I a waitress or a customer of this downtrodden, slack, common establishment?
Ask Lago, knowing him probaly has jobs for all the dames of cs lined up.
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...help yourself to the buffett....greasy spoons on the sideboard...