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Dec 24, 2008 8:17 AM CST Go On Have a Laugh
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
How we Communicate in Ireland.

''Where were you goin' when I saw you comin' back''

''I ran after you, but when I caught up to you you'd gone''

''How far is it to the next village?'' asked the American tourist. It's about 7 miles said the Farmer ''But it's only about 5 if you run''

''The baby is just like his Father'' said Mary Quinn ''but at least he's got his health''

''You three are a right pair if I ever saw one''

''Hello Mary, hows your new false teeth'' ? asked Bridgit. ''I'm leavin them out till I get used to them''
said Mary.

''I'd like some nails'' Mick requested of the travelling tinker.
''How long would you like them'' asked the tinker. ''Well if it's ok with you I'd like them forever'' said Mick.

An Irish True Stories.

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irish man were havin a drink together.
''My son was born os St George's day'' said the Englishman, ''so we obviously decided to call him George''
''Thats a real coincedence'' said the Frenchman, ''My daughter was born on St Valentines Day, so we called her Valentine''.
''That's really incredible'' said the Irishman, ''Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake''.


Irish Blessing's for all at CS.

May your glass be ever full,
May the roof over your head be ever strong,
And may you be in heaven,
Half an hour before the devil knows your dead.



May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine down upon your face,
And the rain fall soft upon your fields,
Until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.


Merry Xmas to all at CS and May 2009 bring you and your's all that you wish for.

Vinny



teddybear santa waving christmas happy wine
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Dec 24, 2008 8:24 AM CST Go On Have a Laugh
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
Gee vinny,

Thanks. I needed that.sigh

Keep writing these. At least once a day.

Please.innocent

bouquet
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Dec 24, 2008 8:33 AM CST Go On Have a Laugh
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
venere08: Gee vinny,

Thanks. I needed that.

Keep writing these. At least once a day.

Please.


Hi Vee,
Need a Hug hug

And I'll do anything for you smitten

teddybear
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Dec 24, 2008 8:47 AM CST Go On Have a Laugh
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
vinny1967: Hi Vee,
Need a Hug

And I'll do anything for you


awww thanks, vinny.

May I have two please? A Christmas special perhaps?

teddybear gift
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Dec 24, 2008 8:49 AM CST Go On Have a Laugh
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
venere08: awww thanks, vinny.

May I have two please? A Christmas special perhaps?


Oh, and here are two for you, too.

hug hug
bouquet
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Dec 24, 2008 9:20 AM CST Go On Have a Laugh
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
venere08: Oh, and here are two for you, too.


hug hug hug teddybear

Must be nearly Xmas Day there Vee is it ?

bouquet
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Dec 24, 2008 9:25 AM CST Go On Have a Laugh
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
vinny1967: Must be nearly Xmas Day there Vee is it ?


You are so right, vinny.

It is 1.55am, and I was supposed to have gone to bed ages ago.yawn

But I just couldn't tear myself awayinnocent

But I really must, or Santa won't come down the chimney.dancing

bouquet teddybear

gift
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Dec 24, 2008 9:36 AM CST Go On Have a Laugh
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
Thanks for the chuckle Vinny! Hope you have a lovely Christmas!teddybear
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Dec 24, 2008 9:45 AM CST Go On Have a Laugh
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
venere08: Oh, dear. I forgot.

No wonder he's not here yet.

Wasn't my fault though.

It was the September Irish air


So you have been naughty............Sa two Hail Marys and 1 Our Father and all will be forgiven santa waving

See he really want to visit you.

Your goin to have to tell me more about the Ir Air and Sep and being naughty............love them stories


hug hug
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Dec 24, 2008 10:13 AM CST Go On Have a Laugh
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
I guess it's because I'm only a quarter Irish, and was born here in the States, but I really don't get the Irish sense of humor.

However, I wish the Irish Blessing back at ya! Merry Christmas, Vinny! christmas happy
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Dec 24, 2008 10:24 AM CST Go On Have a Laugh
vinny1967: How we Communicate in Ireland.

''Where were you goin' when I saw you comin' back''

''I ran after you, but when I caught up to you you'd gone''

''How far is it to the next village?'' asked the American tourist. It's about 7 miles said the Farmer ''But it's only about 5 if you run''

''The baby is just like his Father'' said Mary Quinn ''but at least he's got his health''

''You three are a right pair if I ever saw one''

''Hello Mary, hows your new false teeth'' ? asked Bridgit. ''I'm leavin them out till I get used to them''
said Mary.

''I'd like some nails'' Mick requested of the travelling tinker.
''How long would you like them'' asked the tinker. ''Well if it's ok with you I'd like them forever'' said Mick.

An Irish True Stories.

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irish man were havin a drink together.
''My son was born os St George's day'' said the Englishman, ''so we obviously decided to call him George''
''Thats a real coincedence'' said the Frenchman, ''My daughter was born on St Valentines Day, so we called her Valentine''.
''That's really incredible'' said the Irishman, ''Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake''.Irish Blessing's for all at CS.

May your glass be ever full,
May the roof over your head be ever strong,
And may you be in heaven,
Half an hour before the devil knows your dead.
May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine down upon your face,
And the rain fall soft upon your fields,
Until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.Merry Xmas to all at CS and May 2009 bring you and your's all that you wish for.

Vinny
Thanks Vinnie,have a Good One too.cheers handshake wave
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Dec 24, 2008 11:51 AM CST Go On Have a Laugh
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
Ta Dru & Conrad wine

And as regards the sense of Humour Dru.............We are an acquired taste............To know us is to love us.....

cheers
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Dec 24, 2008 11:59 AM CST Go On Have a Laugh
StressFree
StressFreeStressFreesmall city, Kalmar Sweden176 Threads 16 Polls 8,986 Posts
Hey Vinny!cheers drinking

I'm assuming that joke was funny....I'm too dru3nden to read that...but I still luaghed....applause rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 24, 2008 12:14 PM CST Go On Have a Laugh
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
StressFree: Hey Vinny!

I'm assuming that joke was funny....I'm too dru3nden to read that...but I still luaghed....


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

No more juice for you bud..........You might get into more trouble.

Hav a good one

wine
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Dec 24, 2008 12:17 PM CST Go On Have a Laugh
StressFree
StressFreeStressFreesmall city, Kalmar Sweden176 Threads 16 Polls 8,986 Posts
vinny1967: No more juice for you bud..........You might get into more trouble.

Hav a good one


You're a cool dude in my book my friend...enjoy the holidays Vinny!
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Dec 24, 2008 12:27 PM CST Go On Have a Laugh
Crystal29
Crystal29Crystal29Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK35 Threads 8,448 Posts
vinny1967: How we Communicate in Ireland.

''Where were you goin' when I saw you comin' back''

''I ran after you, but when I caught up to you you'd gone''

''How far is it to the next village?'' asked the American tourist. It's about 7 miles said the Farmer ''But it's only about 5 if you run''

''The baby is just like his Father'' said Mary Quinn ''but at least he's got his health''

''You three are a right pair if I ever saw one''

''Hello Mary, hows your new false teeth'' ? asked Bridgit. ''I'm leavin them out till I get used to them''
said Mary.

''I'd like some nails'' Mick requested of the travelling tinker.
''How long would you like them'' asked the tinker. ''Well if it's ok with you I'd like them forever'' said Mick.

Vinny


Brilliant...thanks for cheering me up Vinny...... laugh

teddybear
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Dec 24, 2008 12:30 PM CST Go On Have a Laugh
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
Crystal29: Brilliant...thanks for cheering me up Vinny......


Hi Carole,

Ah a Scot will get the humour. Gr8 to see you.

teddybear hug
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Dec 24, 2008 12:38 PM CST Go On Have a Laugh
Crystal29
Crystal29Crystal29Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK35 Threads 8,448 Posts
vinny1967: Hi Carole,

Ah a Scot will get the humour. Gr8 to see you.


...and always a pleasure to see you too..... bouquet
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Dec 24, 2008 1:39 PM CST Go On Have a Laugh
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
Crystal29: ...and always a pleasure to see you too.....


smitten smitten lips
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Dec 24, 2008 3:25 PM CST Go On Have a Laugh
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
vinny1967: So you have been naughty............Sa two Hail Marys and 1 Our Father and all will be forgiven

See he really want to visit you.

Your goin to have to tell me more about the Ir Air and Sep and being naughty............love them stories


It's Christmas morning here now, vinny.

Santa did come.applause

And in keeping with the 'naughty' theme,
he left me a Suzi Quattro CD.

The lady lurrrved black leather devil

Oh, and I ain't posting nuttin' here about the Irish air, Sep and being naughty. Oh, no, ya not getting me to do that.professor

teddybear bouquet
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