Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size] (35)

Jan 20, 2009 12:40 PM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Dear Connecting Singles friends...

count your lucky stars....

I recently signed on to another networking site.."T***ed"...because of other friends who are already there...

since being a member, I am daily, probably 2-3 times a day, bombarded with the following type of mails (see attachment..)

My question is...do you think Rita is hot, and do you think I should send her my account number??

here is the mail:

Message:
( rita40_danjuma@yahoo.com.sg )

Dearest one

My name is Rita danjuma, 22 years of age the only daugter of the lat Mr and Mrs. DANJUMA. My father was a Gold and cocoa merchant based in Accra, Ghana and Dakar Senegal), he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their business trips.Before the death of my father on 29th June 2006
in a private hospital here in Senegal. He secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has a sum of USD$9.5M Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S),deposited in a Security and finance company in (Darkar Senegal, that he used my name as his only daugter for the next of kin in depositing the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as expansion of his existing cocoa business and real
estate management here on how best to transfer this money to overseas please.He told me that the fund is a trunk box as such the security does not know the contents of the box.I am humbly seeking your
assistance in the following ways:

To assist me in providing an account of yours where this fund can quietly be transferred into.
To serve as the guardian of this fund since I am still in the university.
To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to help me securea residential permit in your country.
Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund into your
nominated account overseas, while 5% will be set aside to offset any expenses we may incur. Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within the shortest possible time if you signify
interest to assist me.
email ( rita40_danjuma@yahoo.com.sg )
God bless.
YOURS
Rita Danjuma
Jan 20, 2009 12:43 PM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
markizamkd25
markizamkd25markizamkd25Skive, Central Jutland Denmark235 Threads 5 Polls 4,706 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing i mean do thay really think that someone will belive that.......doh
Jan 20, 2009 12:44 PM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
Go for it.......laugh
Jan 20, 2009 12:47 PM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
Lagoona22: Dear Connecting Singles friends...

count your lucky stars....

I recently signed on to another networking site.."T***ed"...because of other friends who are already there...

since being a member, I am daily, probably 2-3 times a day, bombarded with the following type of mails (see attachment..)

My question is...do you think Rita is hot, and do you think I should send her my account number??

here is the mail:

Message:
( rita40_danjuma@yahoo.com.sg )

Dearest one

My name is Rita danjuma, 22 years of age the only daugter of the lat Mr and Mrs. DANJUMA. My father was a Gold and cocoa merchant based in Accra, Ghana and Dakar Senegal), he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their business trips.Before the death of my father on 29th June 2006
in a private hospital here in Senegal. He secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has a sum of USD$9.5M Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S),deposited in a Security and finance company in (Darkar Senegal, that he used my name as his only daugter for the next of kin in depositing the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as expansion of his existing cocoa business and real
estate management here on how best to transfer this money to overseas please.He told me that the fund is a trunk box as such the security does not know the contents of the box.I am humbly seeking your
assistance in the following ways:

To assist me in providing an account of yours where this fund can quietly be transferred into.
To serve as the guardian of this fund since I am still in the university.
To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to help me securea residential permit in your country.
Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund into your
nominated account overseas, while 5% will be set aside to offset any expenses we may incur. Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within the shortest possible time if you signify
interest to assist me.
email ( rita40_danjuma@yahoo.com.sg )
God bless.
YOURS
Rita Danjuma
Getting similar Messages on my Yahoo-Mail all the time,in-between of winning the Lottery,without even buying a Ticket,or having sent that E-Mail.
I ought to be Filthy-Rich by now!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 20, 2009 12:47 PM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
shot3743
shot3743shot3743Vidin, Bulgaria26 Threads 1 Polls 573 Posts
Lagoona I think yr html was OK but the site nixes size > 8.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Previewing is always a good idea!rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 20, 2009 12:49 PM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
shot3743
shot3743shot3743Vidin, Bulgaria26 Threads 1 Polls 573 Posts
make that size > 7
Jan 21, 2009 4:05 AM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
expat2be
expat2beexpat2beZierikzee, Zeeland Netherlands12 Threads 396 Posts
shot3743: Lagoona I think yr html was OK but the site nixes size > 8.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Previewing is always a good idea!


The site nixes any formatting in the title of a thread.
Jan 21, 2009 5:08 AM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
Tamarin
TamarinTamarinsomewhere, Lothian, Scotland UK173 Threads 1 Polls 3,267 Posts
I received something similiar from a supposive Lawyer in Indonesia....the guy's family had all died in a plane crash which actual happened and because of his grief he had a heart attach and they were willing to go 60-40% with me...they sent it to another I know who is in the Police Force oops!rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 21, 2009 5:30 AM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
gussi
gussigussiVilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland12 Threads 2 Polls 4,032 Posts
markizamkd25: i mean do thay really think that someone will belive that.......


ha ha there are enough who do. I know a guy in the UK who fell for one of the scams and it cost him 2500 GBP and a suspended sentence for money laundering. Needless to say he lost the 2500 quid.

professor
Jan 21, 2009 9:08 AM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
shot3743
shot3743shot3743Vidin, Bulgaria26 Threads 1 Polls 573 Posts
thumbs up

yeah, right.
Jan 21, 2009 9:09 AM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
shot3743
shot3743shot3743Vidin, Bulgaria26 Threads 1 Polls 573 Posts
shot3743: yeah, right.
referring to html in thread headings.
Jan 21, 2009 4:55 PM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
Jan1305
Jan1305Jan1305Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain170 Threads 5,319 Posts
What´s Ti***ed?

dunno
Jan 21, 2009 5:12 PM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Beats me Jan....the mind boggles!!...wow
Jan 21, 2009 5:16 PM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
nuala
nualanualadublin, Dublin Ireland12 Threads 6,456 Posts
Well all i want to know is did ya answer her, as Rita can make ya rich......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

and me being a poor widow with 8 kids will ya give us a few bob just til i collect me pension....help

just jokin with Lagteddybear
Jan 21, 2009 5:21 PM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
News: I sent her my account details, and lo and behold....I'm RICH!!!!

nuala: Well all i want to know is did ya answer her, as Rita can make ya rich......

and me being a poor widow with 8 kids will ya give us a few bob just til i collect me pension....

just jokin with Lag
Jan 21, 2009 5:23 PM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
nuala
nualanualadublin, Dublin Ireland12 Threads 6,456 Posts
Lagoona22: News: I sent her my account details, and lo and behold....I'm RICH!!!!


Yeah right!!!!doh

but if you are will you lend us a bit til the weekend...grin bouquet
Jan 21, 2009 5:25 PM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Sure...better than that....fly down to sunny Malta and bring your 8 kids...cheques in the mail!!


laugh teddybear

nuala: Yeah right!!!!

but if you are will you lend us a bit til the weekend...
Jan 21, 2009 5:30 PM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
nuala
nualanualadublin, Dublin Ireland12 Threads 6,456 Posts
Lagoona22: Sure...better than that....fly down to sunny Malta and bring your 8 kids...cheques in the mail!!


no way are the kids coming as they are old enough to look after themselves.....just me or nothing.....rolling on the floor laughing if i were you i would take the nothing along with your cheques....rolling on the floor laughing as then you will have double nothing....doh
Jan 21, 2009 5:32 PM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
Jan1305
Jan1305Jan1305Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain170 Threads 5,319 Posts
Lagoona22: Beats me Jan....the mind boggles!!...


rolling on the floor laughing

It was a serious question. Am I missing the joke here?

And keep those boggle eyes away from me!
Jan 21, 2009 5:33 PM CST Rita is gonna make me [size=8][color=red]RICH!!!![/color][/size]
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Oh...somehow I was rather charmed with the thought of listening to the patter of tiny feet in my house...crying


nuala: no way are the kids coming as they are old enough to look after themselves.....just me or nothing..... if i were you i would take the nothing along with your cheques.... as then you will have double nothing....
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