Dear Canada (42)
DonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 PostsWhy should I visit you?
Well...what do you enjoy doing?...since Canada is a large country...do you know what Province you would like to visit?...
loulou77: Well...what do you enjoy doing?...since Canada is a large country...do you know what Province you would like to visit?...
Sell it to me, I don´t know where to go
DonPepperoni: Why should I visit you?
to get a taste of our cold weather
no seriouly, I will offer you some fries with POUTINE, pancakes with true maple syrup ...
BANF in Alberta,
Quebec City in Quebec,
Elora, Wasaga Beach in Ontario, etc, etc
There is so much to do and see in Canada
The Canadian side of Niagara Falls is the best
O CANADA ...
equiya: to get a taste of our cold weather
no seriouly, I will offer you some fries with POUTINE, pancakes with true maple syrup ...
BANF in Alberta,
Quebec City in Quebec,
Elora, Wasaga Beach in Ontario, etc, etc
There is so much to do and see in Canada
The Canadian side of Niagara Falls is the best
O CANADA ...
no seriouly, I will offer you some fries with POUTINE, pancakes with true maple syrup ...
BANF in Alberta,
Quebec City in Quebec,
Elora, Wasaga Beach in Ontario, etc, etc
There is so much to do and see in Canada
The Canadian side of Niagara Falls is the best
O CANADA ...
Can I stay at your place for a few years? Until I find a job?
In response to: Why should I visit you?
There are NO valid reasons to visit Canada. Vast, undefined and unpopulated expanses of nothingness,....temperatures remeniscent of ice ages,....we only eat whale blubber, poutine, and back bacon.....and that is our summer diet (PS -summer is only two weeks long),....
Our only "entertainment" comes from the USA,....ever sice they canacelled the Beachcombers.......
We have no national identity, our money is paltry paper on the world market, we live in snow,....yet have yet to claim a Winter Olympics as victor,....
Our biggest claimm to fame? A space bottle-opener on the US shuttles,...still waiting for a huge bottle of alien beer to drift by,......
We do not have a Running of the Bulls.....just a running of the lemmings,....and they really don't move all that fast, and even if they do hit ya,....not a big deal....
Seriuosly .... Canadá es un país hermoso con gente maravillosa y algunas de las mujeres más bellas del planeta. Estamos multicultural y abrazar la diversidad que todos los pueblos y culturas a luz. Y estamos muy bueno en el hockey sobre hielo!
And I meant what I said about the women!
Now,....bring lots of money and leave it behind!
DonPepperoni: Why should I visit you?
it's ok.... i don't mind if you don't.....
as for reasons...
google is your friend
Da_Moose: There are NO valid reasons to visit Canada. Vast, undefined and unpopulated expanses of nothingness,....temperatures remeniscent of ice ages,....we only eat whale blubber, poutine, and back bacon.....and that is our summer diet (PS -summer is only two weeks long),....
Our only "entertainment" comes from the USA,....ever sice they canacelled the Beachcombers.......
We have no national identity, our money is paltry paper on the world market, we live in snow,....yet have yet to claim a Winter Olympics as victor,....
Our biggest claimm to fame? A space bottle-opener on the US shuttles,...still waiting for a huge bottle of alien beer to drift by,......
We do not have a Running of the Bulls.....just a running of the lemmings,....and they really don't move all that fast, and even if they do hit ya,....not a big deal....
Seriuosly .... Canadá es un país hermoso con gente maravillosa y algunas de las mujeres más bellas del planeta. Estamos multicultural y abrazar la diversidad que todos los pueblos y culturas a luz. Y estamos muy bueno en el hockey sobre hielo!
And I meant what I said about the women!
Now,....bring lots of money and leave it behind!
Our only "entertainment" comes from the USA,....ever sice they canacelled the Beachcombers.......
We have no national identity, our money is paltry paper on the world market, we live in snow,....yet have yet to claim a Winter Olympics as victor,....
Our biggest claimm to fame? A space bottle-opener on the US shuttles,...still waiting for a huge bottle of alien beer to drift by,......
We do not have a Running of the Bulls.....just a running of the lemmings,....and they really don't move all that fast, and even if they do hit ya,....not a big deal....
Seriuosly .... Canadá es un país hermoso con gente maravillosa y algunas de las mujeres más bellas del planeta. Estamos multicultural y abrazar la diversidad que todos los pueblos y culturas a luz. Y estamos muy bueno en el hockey sobre hielo!
And I meant what I said about the women!
Now,....bring lots of money and leave it behind!
What´s poutine? Anyway, I´ll stay at your place and you can drive me around ok?
This thread sure is gathering pace in the Canadian forums
Canada doesn't want your negative attitude. If you're to visit, leave it at your airport or once you land we'll be forced to lock you in jail. (aka; an empty room with nothing but an angry moose)
Belleville_lad: Canada doesn't want your negative attitude. If you're to visit, leave it at your airport or once you land we'll be forced to lock you in jail. (aka; an empty room with nothing but an angry moose)
equiya: to get a taste of our cold weather
no seriouly, I will offer you some fries with POUTINE, pancakes with true maple syrup ...
BANF in Alberta,
Quebec City in Quebec,
Elora, Wasaga Beach in Ontario, etc, etc
There is so much to do and see in Canada
The Canadian side of Niagara Falls is the best
O CANADA ...
no seriouly, I will offer you some fries with POUTINE, pancakes with true maple syrup ...
BANF in Alberta,
Quebec City in Quebec,
Elora, Wasaga Beach in Ontario, etc, etc
There is so much to do and see in Canada
The Canadian side of Niagara Falls is the best
O CANADA ...
Sounds like the old movie Canadian Bacon… which might better.
Belleville_lad: Canada doesn't want your negative attitude. If you're to visit, leave it at your airport or once you land we'll be forced to lock you in jail. (aka; an empty room with nothing but an angry moose)
How do I know you´re Canadian? You look like a Texan to me
Belleville_lad: Canada doesn't want your negative attitude. If you're to visit, leave it at your airport or once you land we'll be forced to lock you in jail. (aka; an empty room with nothing but an angry moose)
Why throw him in jail?
What happens if I visit? would u throw me in jail too?
would you call the migra cos u might think I'm mexican?
DonPepperoni: Why should I visit you?
Don’t bother; it would be like visiting any US city ; Canadians for the most part have a near sacred goal to become more amurikan than the americans; they ape them as much as possible in everything that makes civilized people shun the americans. For all intents and purposes, we iz dere colony, man...
DonPepperoni: Why should I visit you?
We're Mijas friendly folks.
2intrigued: I'll get the mashed potatoes ready and you salt them alright?
LOL Deb, Yes you must salt the potatoes when you start to boil them.
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