We're all guilty of it.. Is it because they're brown and small? Or because they invade our kitchens, and crawl up our wall? We flick them accross the room, and grind them into the rug But did we ever stop to give one a hug? Oh, no! We smash them like pancakes They get squeezed between our toes And the losses they've suffered only heaven knows Just a lil' brown bug.. Ain't that what we say Just spray those suckers and they'll stay away! 'Oh yes! my friends..' The Ant Police are coming! And they're taking down names So you better start running! Go ahead! Smash one more ant, and you'll end up in court Don't get caught laughing at this poem or you'll be on report!
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Posted: Jun 2011
About this poem:
Just a few thoughts crawling around in my head.lol.
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USAJun 26, 2011
Ok..Redex and kickit..Your comments will of course have to go before the review board since I detect some snickering between you two.Also, the Chief of the Ant Police wanted you under house arrest but I accidentally stepped on him(oops), and I'm being held in custody. I need bail money..
itchywitchgalway, Galway IrelandJun 26, 2011
ah lordy cafetwo you've really crawled out of the wood work this one... love it
SCatlynBrecon, South Glamorgan, Wales UKJun 26, 2011
I would like to say... I smashed over a hundred ants on 2 different occasions(so that makes 200), using my driver's license. It works great. I'm waiting...
(I would also like to say, very cute poem! and, if you had 100 ants on your kitchen floor, wouldn't you smash them too?)
P.S.Using a card makes it a very quick end(see, I do care about ants suffering... but they have to stay out of the house if they want to live. Glad you see it my way )
well in that case cafe i'm not gonna give you my ant lers. was gonna save them for you but oh you just ruined it. sorry ran out of money was hoping to go infront of the ant court cause i got an itch to give them... but you ruined that also..
swade777Grants Pass Area, Oregon USAJun 27, 2011
Better 'ants in the head' than 'ants in the pants!!' You're on top of your game tonight cafe!! I'm feeling a bit squirmy about all those that I don't see when I'm running mowers and weed eaters!! Are the ant police gonna hold me guilty of that what I'm not aware??
SCatlynBrecon, South Glamorgan, Wales UKJun 27, 2011
Well, Swade, with the Chief of Ant Police having joined my 200, and kickit with no bail money for cafe... No, it won't count!
"Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnnnnnnttttttt!!!" (Theme to the Pink Panther).
Super cute poem, cafe'!
FellsmanLake District, Cumbria, England UKJun 27, 2011
Hi cafe
Now there is no way anyone could describe me as "anti-ant" but I am concerned that these tiny critters are taking over our planet... Are you aware that ants thrive in most ecosystems, and may form 15–25% of the terrestrial animal biomass?
See, they could take over the world: Now then, if somebody could train the little blighters to take over paying my taxes and paying my household bills, I would then be able to see some point in their existence, but in the meanwhile - Get these little pests before they get you...
This was a great ANTidote to Monday morning blues, an amusing write...
Comments (9)
It works great.
I'm waiting...
(I would also like to say, very cute poem! and, if you had 100 ants on your kitchen floor, wouldn't you smash them too?)
P.S.Using a card makes it a very quick end(see, I do care about ants suffering... but they have to stay out of the house if they want to live. Glad you see it my way )
P.S.How you doing Cafe?
Aww... just kidding, Cafe Jim!
"Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnnnnnnttttttt!!!" (Theme to the Pink Panther).
Super cute poem, cafe'!
Now there is no way anyone could describe me as "anti-ant" but I am concerned that these tiny critters are taking over our planet... Are you aware that ants thrive in most ecosystems, and may form 15–25% of the terrestrial animal biomass?
See, they could take over the world: Now then, if somebody could train the little blighters to take over paying my taxes and paying my household bills, I would then be able to see some point in their existence, but in the meanwhile - Get these little pests before they get you...
This was a great ANTidote to Monday morning blues, an amusing write...
Regards
Bill