An apology to every Smashed Ant..

We're all guilty
of it..
Is it because they're
brown and small?
Or because they
invade our kitchens,
and crawl up our
wall?
We flick them accross
the room, and grind
them into the rug
But did we ever stop
to give one a hug?
Oh, no! We smash them
like pancakes
They get squeezed
between our toes
And the losses they've
suffered only heaven
knows
Just a lil' brown bug..
Ain't that what we say
Just spray those suckers
and they'll stay away!
'Oh yes! my friends..'
The Ant Police are
coming!
And they're taking down
names
So you better start
running!
Go ahead! Smash one
more ant, and you'll
end up in court
Don't get caught laughing
at this poem
or you'll be on report!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Jun 2011
About this poem:
Just a few thoughts crawling around in my head.lol.

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cafetwo2010
Ok..Redex and kickit..Your comments will of course have to go before the review board since I detect some snickering between you two.Also, the Chief of the Ant Police wanted you under house arrest but I accidentally stepped on him(oops), and I'm being held in custody. I need bail money..help
itchywitch
ah lordy cafetwo you've really crawled out of the wood work this one... love it teddybear
SCatlyn
I would like to say... I smashed over a hundred ants on 2 different occasions(so that makes 200), using my driver's license.
It works great.
I'm waiting... grin

(I would also like to say, very cute poem! and, if you had 100 ants on your kitchen floor, wouldn't you smash them too?)

P.S.Using a card makes it a very quick end(see, I do care about ants suffering... but they have to stay out of the house if they want to live. Glad you see it my way hug )


rolling on the floor laughing
kickit22
well in that case cafe i'm not gonna give you my ant lers. was gonna save them for you but oh you just ruined it. sorry ran out of money was hoping to go infront of the ant court cause i got an itch to give them... but you ruined that also.. rolling on the floor laughing
swade777
Better 'ants in the head' than 'ants in the pants!!' You're on top of your game tonight cafe!! I'm feeling a bit squirmy about all those that I don't see when I'm running mowers and weed eaters!! Are the ant police gonna hold me guilty of that what I'm not aware?? confused
SCatlyn
Well, Swade, with the Chief of Ant Police having joined my 200, and kickit with no bail money for cafe... No, it won't count! rolling on the floor laughing

P.S.How you doing Cafe? cool

Aww... just kidding, Cafe Jim! teddybear
ReaderOfSouls
*snerk* *snicker* *snort*

"Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnnnnnnttttttt!!!" (Theme to the Pink Panther).

Super cute poem, cafe'! wine thumbs up hug
Fellsman
Hi cafe

Now there is no way anyone could describe me as "anti-ant" but I am concerned that these tiny critters are taking over our planet... Are you aware that ants thrive in most ecosystems, and may form 15–25% of the terrestrial animal biomass?

See, they could take over the world: Now then, if somebody could train the little blighters to take over paying my taxes and paying my household bills, I would then be able to see some point in their existence, but in the meanwhile - Get these little pests before they get you...

This was a great ANTidote to Monday morning blues, an amusing write...

Regards

Bill cheers
jazzy75
Better watch out for those red ones....they burn likevery mad !!! lol
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