A couple of chickens
on old Browns farm
found a bag of pills
which caused some alarm

There were blue pills, and
red pills and green ones
galore

These clucking cluckers
gobbled til four

Wasen't long til the cows
and the horses joined in,
all staggering and laughing
in the old pig pen

Those crazy cluckers had
plucked themselves clean

A feather fest they had
in this barnyard scream

Old farmer Brown broke out
in rash when he discovered
the cluckers had gobbled
his stash

Those clean plucked cluckers
were picking and pecking
Wild eyed and wacked out did
they all go stepping

These freaked out featherless
friends of the coup

Is why we all stand in line
for farmer Browns soup~