You're just too ugly and far too fat
But buy my video for super abs
And look at your waistline, your stomach, your gut
Just order my new video to get a firm and tight butt
Because you cant possibly be happy looking like you
So look like me Mr Atlas the fitness guru
And if Im not on T.V. you can check out my ads
Their in every magazine on every single stand
You know the ones that you read because you want to live life vicarious
Escaping your own existence for a life that seem much more fabulous
And with every page you turn you feel less about yourself
With every article you read you pretend to be someone else
You're not good enough and you shouldn't wear this, but wear that
But I say be yourself and don't follow the popular trap
It will only lead you to forgetting who you are
Just so you can feel a little bit more like a star
A puppet mastered being pulled by invisible strings
It must be getting expensive keeping up with those scenes
You should never get your style from printed pages or cultured TV
Because as long as you love yourself your still beautiful to me
So Mr Atlas tell again if I could do this all from my home
Why on this crazy world would I buy your video for
And no Miss Spandex I dont want your machine that can fit under my bed
Ive got a pair of Nikes and a million miles of road I can tread

*JJF*
4/18/2013