We were cut off by some crazy on
the interstate highway..
Unfortunately, we left our 50 calliber
machine gun at home and couldn't
unleash the Rambo style vengeance
the crazy so sorely deserved..
We were short changed three french frys
at Mac Donalds, and we breathed hellish
profanities to the window cashier..
The policeman gave us a parking meter
ticket, and we vowed to crush this police
state..
We were circumcised without our permission
so we bombed some medical clinic..
We failed to get anything on sale on a Black
Friday because of the crush of people,
so we started a civil war right in the parking
lot..
Our favorite team lost the socker game, so
we burn 600 square miles of that country
to the ground..
The supermarket ran out of twinkies and it
takes 12 military helicopters and 65 state
police to escort you from the store..
Your unemployment check didn't come on
time leaving you short changed for food, so
you ate the neighbors horse, cat, dog, and
four goldfish..
And the list goes on, and on, and on.
We are such an angry people.