A young playboy had a blind date,
They went to Fun Park he thought was great,
They rode on the Ferris wheel which he adored,
But his blind date seemed somewhat bored.

“What would you like to do next?” he softly bade,
She said coyly, “I wanna be weighed,”
So he took her to a large weighing machine,
Where she proved herself to be trim and lean.

After that he bought her popcorn and cotton candy,
He was hoping such indulgence might get her randy,
“What now?” he asked with seduction in his head,
“I wanna be weighed,” she instinctively said.

He thought her a simpleton and his mind began to roam,
He needed an excuse to take the girl home,
He was quite experienced at playing the fake,
So he told the girl that he had a headache.

The girl’s mother was surprised she was home so soon,
It was still only early with no rise of the moon,
“How was your date dear?” she asked quite mousy,
To which the girl answered, “It was wousy!”