Where am I? I don't know who I am.. I bumped my head on a wall and after that my whole life was erased my memory They told me to write on this site in hopes it would jar my memory They told me that I wrote poetry and that there was a woman who lived in a Bamboo cage who had my phone number They said she wanted to lay a frying pan upside my head Why? Did her mother Report me to the police? My roommate said that I was an astronaut and I was living on a horse farm My doctor told me not to believe what my roommate said I took a walk in the woods and stood there until a moose told me to go back home I think I am confused Have you seen me before? Did my country send me to the planet Mars? I don't know I voted in this last election but the countries government said that my vote didn't count because I was not allowed to vote for a fly I need help Call the doctor if you recognise me They said I live in a house that's down the street And could you please buy me a chili dog? Yours truly, Limbo man Lol.
Calm down, dear Cafe, we, castle maidens and knights, are on the lookout for you right here, right now, the landmarks of your poems are all we need to find your whereabouts and bring you back to castle safe and sound, and in the right mind. I myself am about to check the outer space: you may be traveling up there in search of inspiration or some unearthly beauty , or both.
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USADec 4, 2016
Marikia.. Thank goodness! Somebody recognized me! I'm beginning to believe that I might be who I thought I was when if I am not then what I was is who somebody said that I could be only if I could call myself me. But that's only on Tuesdays at 3:25. am. Whew! It's all coming back to me now. Cafe
ashlanderIn God's Hands, Oregon USADec 4, 2016
Good,the Blogs are wearing off.Welcome Back.
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USADec 4, 2016
Ashlander.. Have you been to Mars dear? I heard the chili dogs are great this time of year. Cafe
And they said they'd still send me my Social Security check.
Should I take extra socks?
ashlanderIn God's Hands, Oregon USADec 4, 2016
Careful, forward your checks to...Princess or another poetress temporarily. I'll send the socks,and lots of tea.
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USADec 4, 2016
Ashlander.. So you're not coming to Mars with me? What if I get lost on that planet? My mommy won't be able to help me. I'll need a womans rocket fuel. Trust me, It'll be a blast! Cafe
ashlanderIn God's Hands, Oregon USADec 4, 2016
Maybe you will find a guide-if they don't refuse your travel Visa
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USADec 4, 2016
Ashlander.. Ok.. You're blowing me off. Guess I'll take the trip alone.
So it's outer space after all, you've wandered there in your amnesia. This is what I feared most, that you would wander out to space, but at least we know this little much, and what one knows can be helped. The outer space is where I belong, Cafe, just trust me and wait for just a couple of light years. I am on my way, don't lose your bottle, Cafe!
ashlanderIn God's Hands, Oregon USADec 4, 2016
You two,don't forget us.
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USADec 4, 2016
Ashlander. You don't like to put worms on a hook, and of course Mars is out of the question. Ok. I can roll with that. But could you wash my jeans by the time I get back? Cafe
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USADec 4, 2016
Marikia.. Outer space..
Inner space..
Any space..
Without you..
Is..
No space at all.
Cafe
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USADec 4, 2016
Ash.. I'm confused..
But then I'm a guy
When do we ever get anything right the first time?
Cafe
ashlanderIn God's Hands, Oregon USADec 4, 2016
Our Marco -Polo!!!.....It's the Least I could do since the others are caring for your other affairs. empty your pockets first.
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USADec 4, 2016
Ashlander.. My pockets are empty. I could fill them with your intellect but that would be to much weight on the space ship. Women who are banned from space are probably former Hippie chicks.
Cool! Cafe
ashlanderIn God's Hands, Oregon USADec 4, 2016
Got that other detail.. No GREEN socks for our pantless spaceman.
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USADec 4, 2016
Ash.. I'm like thinking.. what is this woman talking about. If i don't understand her should I bow out? Or is she hiding?
Comments (22)
Kathy
What does silly mean? Can't remember that word. Do
you know my doctor? He wears a hat.
Cafe
Thank goodness! Somebody recognized me!
I'm beginning to believe that I might be who I
thought I was when if I am not then what I
was is who somebody said that I could be
only if I could call myself me. But that's
only on Tuesdays at 3:25. am.
Whew! It's all coming back to me now.
Cafe
Have you been to Mars dear? I heard the chili dogs
are great this time of year.
Cafe
And they said they'd still send me my Social Security
check.
Should I take extra socks?
I'll send the socks,and lots of tea.
So you're not coming to Mars with me? What if I get lost
on that planet? My mommy won't be able to help me.
I'll need a womans rocket fuel. Trust me, It'll be a blast!
Cafe
Ok.. You're blowing me off. Guess I'll take the trip alone.
Cafe
You don't like to put worms on a hook, and of course
Mars is out of the question. Ok. I can roll with that.
But could you wash my jeans by the time I get back?
Cafe
Outer space..
Inner space..
Any space..
Without you..
Is..
No space
at all.
Cafe
I'm confused..
But then I'm a guy
When do we ever get
anything right the
first time?
Cafe
empty your pockets first.
My pockets are empty. I could fill them with your
intellect but that would be to much weight on the
space ship. Women who are banned from space
are probably former Hippie chicks.
Cool!
Cafe
I'm like thinking.. what is this woman talking about.
If i don't understand her should I bow out? Or is she
hiding?
Who can say..
Cafe
Kathy
If you're reading my poetry you pretty much
are in the Twilight Zone. But does it really
matter? You still have to pay taxes.
Cafe