Can you help me? I have Amnesia..

Where am I? I don't know who
I am..
I bumped my head on a wall
and after that my whole life
was erased my memory
They told me to write on
this site in hopes it would
jar my memory
They told me that I wrote
poetry and that there was
a woman who lived in
a Bamboo cage who
had my phone number
They said she wanted
to lay a frying pan
upside my head
Why?
Did her mother
Report me to
the police?
My roommate said
that I was an
astronaut and
I was living on
a horse farm
My doctor told me
not to believe
what my roommate
said
I took a walk in
the woods and
stood there until
a moose told me
to go back
home
I think I am
confused
Have you seen
me before?
Did my country
send me to the
planet Mars?
I don't know
I voted in this
last election but
the countries
government said
that my vote didn't
count because I
was not allowed
to vote for
a fly
I need help
Call the doctor
if you recognise
me
They said I live
in a house that's
down the street
And could you
please buy me
a chili dog?
Yours truly,
Limbo man
Lol.
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Posted: Dec 2016
About this poem:
Lol. I simply can't remember.
Cafe

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godsprincess
Now your getting just plain silly! banana comfort

Kathy teddybear
cafetwo2010
Kathy..
What does silly mean? Can't remember that word. Do
you know my doctor? He wears a hat.
Cafe
dunno
marikia
Calm down, dear Cafe, we, castle maidens and knights, are on the lookout for you right here, right now, the landmarks of your poems are all we need to find your whereabouts and bring you back to castle safe and sound, and in the right mind. I myself am about to check the outer space: you may be traveling up there in search of inspiration heart wings or some unearthly beauty love, or both. bouquet
cafetwo2010
Marikia..
Thank goodness! Somebody recognized me!
I'm beginning to believe that I might be who I
thought I was when if I am not then what I
was is who somebody said that I could be
only if I could call myself me. But that's
only on Tuesdays at 3:25. am.
Whew! It's all coming back to me now.
Cafe
doh
grin
ashlander
Good,the Blogs are wearing off.Welcome Back.comfort
cafetwo2010
Ashlander..
Have you been to Mars dear? I heard the chili dogs
are great this time of year.
Cafe

And they said they'd still send me my Social Security
check.

Should I take extra socks?


dunno grin
kiss
ashlander
Careful, forward your checks to...Princess or another poetress temporarily.
I'll send the socks,and lots of tea.
cafetwo2010
Ashlander..
So you're not coming to Mars with me? What if I get lost
on that planet? My mommy won't be able to help me.
I'll need a womans rocket fuel. Trust me, It'll be a blast!
Cafe
grin
ashlander
Maybe you will find a guide-if they don't refuse your travel Visa
cafetwo2010
Ashlander..
Ok.. You're blowing me off. Guess I'll take the trip alone.
grin grin grin
Cafe
ashlander
wave I'll be here with your fans.
marikia
So it's outer space after all, you've wandered there in your amnesia. This is what I feared most, that you would wander out to space, but at least we know this little much, and what one knows can be helped. The outer space is where I belong, Cafe, just trust me and wait for just a couple of light years. I am on my way, don't lose your bottle, Cafe!drinking
ashlander
You two,don't forget us.
cafetwo2010
Ashlander.
You don't like to put worms on a hook, and of course
Mars is out of the question. Ok. I can roll with that.
But could you wash my jeans by the time I get back?
Cafe
grin wine
cafetwo2010
Marikia..
Outer space..

Inner space..

Any space..

Without you..

Is..

No space
at all.

Cafe
kiss
cafetwo2010
Ash..
I'm confused..

But then I'm a guy

When do we ever get
anything right the
first time?

Cafe
doh
ashlander
Our Marco -Polo!!!.....It's the Least I could do since the others are caring for your other affairs.
laugh laugh empty your pockets first.
cafetwo2010
Ashlander..
My pockets are empty. I could fill them with your
intellect but that would be to much weight on the
space ship. Women who are banned from space
are probably former Hippie chicks.

Cool!
Cafe
peace
ashlander
Got that other detail..writing No GREEN socks for our pantless spaceman.
cafetwo2010
Ash..
I'm like thinking.. what is this woman talking about.
If i don't understand her should I bow out? Or is she
hiding?

Who can say..
Cafe
dunno professor
godsprincess
I starting to feel like I'm in the "Twilight Zone" here!

transport tinfoil hat elephant hole

Kathy confused
cafetwo2010
Kathy..
If you're reading my poetry you pretty much
are in the Twilight Zone. But does it really
matter? You still have to pay taxes.
Cafe
professor grin grin kiss
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