I have a neighbor I'll just call him neighbor ned
When I was seven or eight he hit me over the head
It was a short 2by4 but tap tap tap went neighbor ned

You see he had an intelligent plan
And with that 2by4 in his hand
And what no one till now has ever read
He wanted to prove that little boy was a gourdhead

So years later what he though was just empty space
Have a few words in there and he can't delete or erase
To my brothers he was good but to me not so
And now that you see neighbor ned stop by and say hello