All the rich men say
I think I'll plow my hobby garden today
Then I'll clean and wax my hobby 57 Chevrolet

We'll drink champagne
And play cards a lot
While out sailing on our hobby yacht

I wouldn't want anyone's feelings to be hurt
So I'll show up to shake hands on Sunday
At my hobby church

Then we'll make reservations at our hobby restaurant
We're so humble and modest
Our hobbies always look so nonchalant

We'll always be know as man and wife
Though we're not married to each other
Cause it's easier to be married to a hobby life