There she is, sitting across the bar
Glancing me and me at her. She's doing
The feminine stuff that makes MEN
Become animals!

Smiling so innocently, flipping her hair,
Glancing just enough to keep me roused!
Eye contact? Hell YES! Body language,
Oh yeah.. PANT PANT PANT!

I'm getting fidgety, squirmy, I'm getting
A bad case of the sweats, my heart is racing
My... better not go there.

It's getting late; all night I've kept
My cool, my composure composed, my male
Hormones locked in a safety deposit box.
I'm going to blow it!

How do break the ice? Hi, how are ya babe?
That ain't my style.
Your face is so beautiful, it's like
Gum on a hot parking lot surface,
It just sticks with me!
You know all gooey, stringy?
Crash and burn number two!

Another round of liquid courage,
And I'm off!
Hi, I say, I've been watching you
Smile at me all evening.
You have a beautiful smile , I tell her.

She says thank you, and she would
Love to have a drink.
So I lay out $5.00 and order
Her another green color drink
She's having.

By the way, she says, I was glancing
At the TV behind you!
I lick my wounds, down another round,
And try again!