A female teacher,was having a problem with Akpos in her class of 3rd grade. Akpos said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade,Ï'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'. The M'am {{Teacher}} had heard enough of his complains & took Akpos 2 the Principal's office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test Akpos with some questions that a 4th grade should know. Principal: What's 3+3? Akpos: 6 Principal: 6+6? Akpos: 12 & so on.. The Principal asked the boy many ques $ Akpos got them right. The Principal then asked M'am 2 send Akpos 2 4th grade. M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that Ï've only 2 of? Akpos: Legs M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have? Akpos: Pockets M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Akpos: Coconut M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Akpos: Bubble Gum M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I? Akpos: Tent The principal was looking restless M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1stn what am I? Akpos: Wedding Ring M'am: I come in many sizes. When Ï'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good? Akpos: Nose M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver Akpos:Arrow M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand? Akpos:Fork M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage? Akpos: Surname M'am: What part of the man has no bone,but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love? Akpos: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- 'Send Akpos 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself! Lwkmeo
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