Women Lives Longer than Men becoz (57)

Jan 10, 2014 9:26 AM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
MrVirgo: Probably for a few different reasons I think...1. The dreaded period, its like changing your oil. 2. Even in retirement women still carry on with their everyday work around the house, while most men, sit back and seize to death on the couch. 3. Women talk about their emotions more than men, so it releases stress and tension. 4. Women eat less red meat than men. Most women drink less alcohol than men. 5. God is a man and likes to party and watch football, so he gets us in early before the women arrive and start nagging


Nah, it's because we can wink laugh
Jan 10, 2014 9:30 AM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
MrVirgo
MrVirgoMrVirgoDublin, Ireland11 Threads 135 Posts
unlaoised: Nah, it's because we can


You can and do, we are just answering the question how and why....whats your answer m'lady?
Jan 10, 2014 9:31 AM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
tomcatwarne: <<<<----we men work ourselves to death for them, I used to be 200lbs.
Yes we work very well to fill thier wells but they dont blieve that grin laugh
Jan 10, 2014 9:33 AM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
MrVirgo: You can and do, we are just answering the question how and why....whats your answer m'lady?


That was it...we can, so we do laugh We need a little fun after you go laugh ...I'm just teasing cheers
Jan 10, 2014 9:37 AM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
MrVirgo: Probably for a few different reasons I think...1. The dreaded period, its like changing your oil. 2. Even in retirement women still carry on with their everyday work around the house, while most men, sit back and seize to death on the couch. 3. Women talk about their emotions more than men, so it releases stress and tension. 4. Women eat less red meat than men. Most women drink less alcohol than men. 5. God is a man and likes to party and watch football, so he gets us in early before the women arrive and start nagging
thumbs up laugh
Jan 10, 2014 9:39 AM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
Stedan
StedanStedanLiverpool, Merseyside, England UK2 Threads 1,780 Posts
They get to use the bathroom Firstlaugh
Jan 10, 2014 9:39 AM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
Stedan: They get to use the bathroom First


laugh Finally! thumbs up
Jan 10, 2014 9:41 AM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
Stedan: They get to use the bathroom First
laugh
Jan 10, 2014 10:30 AM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
MrVirgo
MrVirgoMrVirgoDublin, Ireland11 Threads 135 Posts
unlaoised: That was it...we can, so we do We need a little fun after you go ...I'm just teasing


So I take it that you agree with my points (excluding the last one)...I wonder is it the same in the animal kingdom, can anyone shed any light on that??
Jan 10, 2014 12:41 PM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
MrVirgo: So I take it that you agree with my points (excluding the last one)...I wonder is it the same in the animal kingdom, can anyone shed any light on that??
Are we from Animal Kingdom ?wow
Jan 10, 2014 12:47 PM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
MrVirgo: So I take it that you agree with my points (excluding the last one)...I wonder is it the same in the animal kingdom, can anyone shed any light on that??


I think your last point is bs laugh and no, I don't necessarily think it's because we menstruate confused

I was really just having a laugh giggle
Jan 10, 2014 12:59 PM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
....welllllll. being a man. I know this....snooty .....we have two brains that hang between our legs.....and over the years take a fair ammout of bashing......and the body can only take so much......hence.....???????snooty ........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing moping blues
Jan 10, 2014 1:03 PM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
truheart1941: ....welllllll. being a man. I know this.... .....we have two brains that hang between our legs.....and over the years take a fair ammout of bashing......and the body can only take so much......hence.....??????? ........


professor tru, did nobody ever tell you that you can hurt yourself doing bashing the bishop too often? doh laugh bouquet
Jan 10, 2014 1:03 PM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
unlaoised: tru, did nobody ever tell you that you can hurt yourself doing bashing the bishop too often?


minus "doing"
Jan 10, 2014 1:04 PM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
truheart1941: ....welllllll. being a man. I know this.... .....we have two brains that hang between our legs.....and over the years take a fair ammout of bashing......and the body can only take so much......hence.....??????? ........
these are brain walls rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 10, 2014 1:05 PM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
truheart1941: ....welllllll. being a man. I know this.... .....we have two brains that hang between our legs.....and over the years take a fair ammout of bashing......and the body can only take so much......hence.....??????? ........
.....(ps)if replying....please write slowly.....as I lost one last week....so I only have half of brain.........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 10, 2014 1:13 PM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
unlaoised: tru, did nobody ever tell you that you can hurt yourself doing bashing the bishop too often?
..we don't have a Bishop here....in the village.....only a priest......snooty
Jan 10, 2014 1:18 PM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
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"According to a report from Britain, life expectancy there could "even up" between men and women by 2030. The primary change appears to be related to the decline in smoking by men. At one time more than 80 percent of males in the UK smoked; today, about 21 percent of British men smoke cigarettes."

wave
Jan 10, 2014 3:15 PM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
galrads: "According to a report from Britain, life expectancy there could "even up" between men and women by 2030. The primary change appears to be related to the decline in smoking by men. At one time more than 80 percent of males in the UK smoked; today, about 21 percent of British men smoke cigarettes."
hi galradswave
Jan 10, 2014 6:22 PM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
xxDandelionxx
xxDandelionxxxxDandelionxxunknown, Hampshire, England UK8 Threads 2,525 Posts
Cos we're clever! grin

Read 'em and weep, baby! laugh
Jan 10, 2014 7:40 PM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
Ana13
Ana13Ana13Winchester, Hampshire, England UK3 Threads 147 Posts
Actually Ali the lifespan of men and women is gradually equalising. Now that many women have the same stressful jobs (often combined with bringing up a family) and drink and smoke there is little difference.
Jan 11, 2014 3:15 AM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
xxDandelionxx: Cos we're clever!

Read 'em and weep, baby!
Hello Beautiful English Girl ,how are you ?wave laugh hug
Jan 11, 2014 3:25 AM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
ali110: Hello Beautiful English Girl ,how are you ?



Because British men work hard in the fields while women put their feet up on the washing machine men invented for themgrin
Jan 11, 2014 3:37 AM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
tomcatwarne: Because British men work hard in the fields while women put their feet up on the washing machine men invented for them
laugh
Jan 17, 2014 11:07 PM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
chuck008
chuck008chuck008Baton Rouge, Louisiana USA8 Threads 5 Polls 18 Posts
mzetoile: Coz men get henpecked to death by women.




ur a mind reader thank you and God bless
Jan 18, 2014 2:53 AM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
ivajlov
ivajlovivajlovSofia, Sofia City Bulgaria25 Threads 12 Polls 387 Posts
As a doctor I want to put my points of view.

1. Women take care of themselves more than men. (prevention)

2. Men work mostly on stressful jobs, be it physical or mental. (cardiovascular diseases inc. heart attack and stroke)

3. Men generally have more bad habits: smoking, excessive drinking of bad alcohol i.e. one that has more mg of this methanol poison per liter of ethanol. (cancer)

4. Car accidents and on-work fatal accidents.

5. More sitting before TVs and computer screens with chips and beer in hand rather than doing some creative and awording work while standing in a kitchen. (immobilization that brings arteriosclerosis, hence hypertension, which comes to the above 1 and 2)

6. cheers Oh, fasting and diet with less meat in it.(see my last post on Ancient Romans dietry)
Jan 18, 2014 2:56 AM CST Women Lives Longer than Men becoz
ivajlov
ivajlovivajlovSofia, Sofia City Bulgaria25 Threads 12 Polls 387 Posts
Being a doctor I want to put my points of view.

1. Women take care of themselves more than men. (prevention)

2. Men work mostly on stressful jobs, be it physical or mental. (cardiovascular diseases inc. heart attack and stroke)

3. Men generally have more bad habits: smoking, excessive drinking of bad alcohol i.e. one that has more mg of this methanol poison per liter of ethanol. (cancer)

4. Car accidents and on-work fatal accidents.

5. More sitting before TVs and computer screens with chips and beer in hand rather than doing some creative and awording work while standing in a kitchen. (immobilization that brings arteriosclerosis, hence hypertension, which comes to the above 1 and 2)

6. cheers Oh, fasting and diet with less meat in it.(see my last post on Ancient Romans dietry)

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