Will you use the new pregnant man Emoji in a serious way? (27)
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No chance 
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The fatties will use the male pregnant emoji if they're honest
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That looks like one of those Budweiser pregnancies... 
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Geno2809: No chance
Having said that .. when I get pregnant, I might have a different view 
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i don't use emoji's much to begin with.
is that supposed to be caitlin jenner with a a hair cut 30-40 years ago?
add a beer bottle and it might make some sort of reasonable sense. i thought beer belly at first. then some one made a crack about it.
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Geno2809: Having said that .. when I get pregnant, I might have a different view
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galrads: Yea me too when hell freezes over
I dunno Gal .. if my calculations are correct, that's what the draconians have planned for us 
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Geno2809: Having said that .. when I get pregnant, I might have a different view
Well get you a fella then.. It will probably be easier for a guy to get prego, than it will for a female to start pitchin spider webs... RUT ROE, I bet the women's groups are already on the phones.. I gotta go.. Say you've never heard of me... 
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mikey4691: Well get you a fella then.. It will probably be easier for a guy to get prego, than it will for a female to start pitchin spider webs... RUT ROE, I bet the women's groups are already on the phones.. I gotta go.. Say you've never heard of me...
I'm going with no on getting a fella ...I've never heard of you
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I want to see you all post a pic of your tummy please..Let me be the judge.
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Mercedes_00: I want to see you all post a pic of your tummy please..Let me be the judge.
I'm deffo not pregnant ..Yet
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Come on I wanna see lint hair & mushrooms sprouting out the belly button
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Mercedes_00: Men who have beer barrel bellies look pregnant so they should use this emoji you talk about
Arnold cracks me up talking about men's guts in beginning of this video interview.Best way to get rid of belly fat...
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galrads: Arnold cracks me up talking about men's guts in beginning of this video interview.
Best way to get rid of belly fat...
Best way to get rid of belly fat...
First off all In Arnolds hey day he was definitely on steroids..Arnold is now a fatty in the guts
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Mercedes_00: First off all In Arnolds hey day he was definitely on steroids..Arnold is now a fatty in the guts
Yes, he did and he rotated them unlike other body builders of the golden era. Regardless, he looks pretty good at 74.------ This poll is Archived ------
The pregnant man emoji, or the guy with no legs sitting on the couch emoji... Take another look and you'll see it.
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Thazager: a little more than just a "tummy pic"
I'm in love 
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pat8lanips: The pregnant man emoji, or the guy with no legs sitting on the couch emoji... Take another look and you'll see it.
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The guy stepped on a land mine during the war, lost both legs, but saved his whole battalion. He's a decorated war hero, and that's why they made him a special couch so he doesn't keep falling off it all the time.
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pat8lanips: The guy stepped on a land mine during the war, lost both legs, but saved his whole battalion. He's a decorated war hero, and that's why they made him a special couch so he doesn't keep falling off it all the time.
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Alternatively-
The man was always an avid ocean swimmer. Each morning at precisely 7am he'd swim out 2km and go around the navigation beacon before swimming ashore. Unbeknownst to him, the dry weather had affected the migration of the sardines, and so all the apex predators were feeling the pinch.
A 5 metre long great white shark noticed he swam at the same time each day, and simply waited at the navigation beacon and bit both his legs off. His uncle worked at the furniture place, and they had a sausage sizzle to raise funds to make him a special couch so he doesn't keep falling off it all the time.
The man was always an avid ocean swimmer. Each morning at precisely 7am he'd swim out 2km and go around the navigation beacon before swimming ashore. Unbeknownst to him, the dry weather had affected the migration of the sardines, and so all the apex predators were feeling the pinch.
A 5 metre long great white shark noticed he swam at the same time each day, and simply waited at the navigation beacon and bit both his legs off. His uncle worked at the furniture place, and they had a sausage sizzle to raise funds to make him a special couch so he doesn't keep falling off it all the time.
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pat8lanips: Alternatively-
The man was always an avid ocean swimmer. Each morning at precisely 7am he'd swim out 2km and go around the navigation beacon before swimming ashore. Unbeknownst to him, the dry weather had affected the migration of the sardines, and so all the apex predators were feeling the pinch.
A 5 metre long great white shark noticed he swam at the same time each day, and simply waited at the navigation beacon and bit both his legs off. His uncle worked at the furniture place, and they had a sausage sizzle to raise funds to make him a special couch so he doesn't keep falling off it all the time.
Was the sausage sizzle at Bunnings?The man was always an avid ocean swimmer. Each morning at precisely 7am he'd swim out 2km and go around the navigation beacon before swimming ashore. Unbeknownst to him, the dry weather had affected the migration of the sardines, and so all the apex predators were feeling the pinch.
A 5 metre long great white shark noticed he swam at the same time each day, and simply waited at the navigation beacon and bit both his legs off. His uncle worked at the furniture place, and they had a sausage sizzle to raise funds to make him a special couch so he doesn't keep falling off it all the time.
We could get rich Pat.with me as your manager
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The thing is, he was always the most lazy and useless employee at the meatworks. The only things he had any interest in were pleasuring himself in the cool room, and sleeping on the job. Nobody liked him, and they were all sick of his dirty habits and him big noting himself all the time.
So they told him to sleep on the old meat saw bench, where they used to cut cows in half. Then when he was fast asleep they switched the machine on and he lost both legs. His insurance barely covered the special couch he had built so he didn't keep falling off.
So they told him to sleep on the old meat saw bench, where they used to cut cows in half. Then when he was fast asleep they switched the machine on and he lost both legs. His insurance barely covered the special couch he had built so he didn't keep falling off.
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I agree abattoir is a better word, but Americans probably don't use it, so meatworks will sell to a wider audience.
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pat8lanips: I agree abattoir is a better word, but Americans probably don't use it, so meatworks will sell to a wider audience.
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Created: Jan 2022
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Will you use the new pregnant man Emoji in a serious way?(Vote Below)