HUMOR .... what is your favorite kind ? (43)
Some humor I chuckle, some I think to myself "that's funny", but the kind I like most is when I laugh out loud
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It's hard to pick one here. There are times for different types of humour.
Dry is good when you are at work, but then so is irony and satire, and you can't forget sarcastic.
There are time, like with my nephews that crazy is much appreciated, on of course, juvenile.
I'm going with (H)-all of the above plus.
Dry is good when you are at work, but then so is irony and satire, and you can't forget sarcastic.
There are time, like with my nephews that crazy is much appreciated, on of course, juvenile.
I'm going with (H)-all of the above plus.
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Depends on the situation, but definitely something that he himself came up with. No forwarded jokes to my mailbox, please. LOL
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RDM59: Just curious, I'm a bit of a 2,5,7 mix.
not easy to pick just one category but have a try.
Cheers
not easy to pick just one category but have a try.
Cheers
I like jokes picking on Scottish people - especially when they get angry and start a fight!
Just joking!
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AudrysSis: Depends on the situation, but definitely something that he himself came up with. No forwarded jokes to my mailbox, please. LOL
Nice to see you post - been a long time!
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RDM59: Just curious, I'm a bit of a 2,5,7 mix.
not easy to pick just one category but have a try.
Cheers
not easy to pick just one category but have a try.
Cheers
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BOBANBOBAN: i hate jokes
You must be joking!
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Well.
I
Never
Joke.
Except every other moment of the day.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender says "Dude, you have a steering wheel in your pants!"
The pirate says
"Arrrrr, and it's drivin' me nuts."
I
Never
Joke.
Except every other moment of the day.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender says "Dude, you have a steering wheel in your pants!"
The pirate says
"Arrrrr, and it's drivin' me nuts."
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Raven0: Well.
I
Never
Joke.
Except every other moment of the day.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender says "Dude, you have a steering wheel in your pants!"
The pirate says
"Arrrrr, and it's drivin' me nuts."
I
Never
Joke.
Except every other moment of the day.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender says "Dude, you have a steering wheel in your pants!"
The pirate says
"Arrrrr, and it's drivin' me nuts."
Very good........ and I asked if somebody was 'well read' the other day - and a friend replied:
"Only if he goes out in the sun!"
Get it?
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rusty_knight: Very good........ and I asked if somebody was 'well read' the other day - and a friend replied:
"Only if he goes out in the sun!"
Get it?
"Only if he goes out in the sun!"
Get it?
man. I thought mine was bad...
*gringrin*
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Raven0: man. I thought mine was bad...
*gringrin*
*gringrin*
Hey - I know worse ones!
This is one:
Man and woman (strangers) end up sharing a sleeping cabin on a night train.
There are bunk beds.
Man, being a gentleman, offers the lady the choice of top or bottom bunk bed.
Woman chooses top bunk bed.
They take turns brushing teeth etc and man eventually turns off light...... is about to fall asleep when he hears voice:
'Excuse me........... could you do me a favour?'
'Wh.......... What?'
'I'm cold - do you think you could pass me up a spare blanket?'
Pregnant pause while he thinks......
'Tell you what' he says 'Let's pretend we're married!' (in a seductive voice........
She thinks about it and then shyly murmers:
'Ok'
He replies:
'Great - get your own bloody blanket!'
Cute or what?
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RDM59: Just curious, I'm a bit of a 2,5,7 mix.
not easy to pick just one category but have a try.
Cheers
not easy to pick just one category but have a try.
Cheers
I answered 'dry', but 'crazy' comes pretty close.
You don't want to be anywhere near me, at the 'humourous' section of a greeting card stand!
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rusty_knight: Hey - I know worse ones!
This is one:
Man and woman (strangers) end up sharing a sleeping cabin on a night train.
There are bunk beds.
Man, being a gentleman, offers the lady the choice of top or bottom bunk bed.
Woman chooses top bunk bed.
They take turns brushing teeth etc and man eventually turns off light...... is about to fall asleep when he hears voice:
'Excuse me........... could you do me a favour?'
'Wh.......... What?'
'I'm cold - do you think you could pass me up a spare blanket?'
Pregnant pause while he thinks......
'Tell you what' he says 'Let's pretend we're married!' (in a seductive voice........
She thinks about it and then shyly murmers:
'Ok'
He replies:
'Great - get your own bloody blanket!'
Cute or what?
This is one:
Man and woman (strangers) end up sharing a sleeping cabin on a night train.
There are bunk beds.
Man, being a gentleman, offers the lady the choice of top or bottom bunk bed.
Woman chooses top bunk bed.
They take turns brushing teeth etc and man eventually turns off light...... is about to fall asleep when he hears voice:
'Excuse me........... could you do me a favour?'
'Wh.......... What?'
'I'm cold - do you think you could pass me up a spare blanket?'
Pregnant pause while he thinks......
'Tell you what' he says 'Let's pretend we're married!' (in a seductive voice........
She thinks about it and then shyly murmers:
'Ok'
He replies:
'Great - get your own bloody blanket!'
Cute or what?
I've used that one. Just reveresed who said what.
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13....13...13."
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some jerk then poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting, "14...14...14...14."
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"Humor.... what is your favourite kind"?
The kind that's spelled correctly works for me....
Nahh, seriously (hmmm....) I love satire and a very dry wit. I am not keen on simplistic humour (e.g. slapstick/obvious), I prefer a more complex humour where one needs to read between the lines. A clever play on words tickles my funny bone.
I am very often facetious but only out of playfulness....
Good thread!
The kind that's spelled correctly works for me....
Nahh, seriously (hmmm....) I love satire and a very dry wit. I am not keen on simplistic humour (e.g. slapstick/obvious), I prefer a more complex humour where one needs to read between the lines. A clever play on words tickles my funny bone.
I am very often facetious but only out of playfulness....
Good thread!
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rusty_knight: I like jokes picking on Scottish people - especially when they get angry and start a fight!
Just joking!
Just joking!
Get busy polishing your armour there Rusty Knight .......
ready to joust any-ol'-time matey
Put-em-up 
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dry but quick witted 
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There should be more threads like this. You guys gave me a few laughs! I better see if my watch has stopped.
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I have tickets to see Carlos Mencia next Friday night. He produces some of the best humor I enjoy. I like Ron White, Jay Leno, Sarah Silverman, Cheech & Chong, and Jack Black.
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roseofsharon: "Humor.... what is your favourite kind"?
The kind that's spelled correctly works for me....
Nahh, seriously (hmmm....) I love satire and a very dry wit. I am not keen on simplistic humour (e.g. slapstick/obvious), I prefer a more complex humour where one needs to read between the lines. A clever play on words tickles my funny bone.
I am very often facetious but only out of playfulness....
Good thread!
The kind that's spelled correctly works for me....
Nahh, seriously (hmmm....) I love satire and a very dry wit. I am not keen on simplistic humour (e.g. slapstick/obvious), I prefer a more complex humour where one needs to read between the lines. A clever play on words tickles my funny bone.
I am very often facetious but only out of playfulness....
Good thread!
Well spotted Rose, yeh my smelling is reely crepe, or wot Since I decided to use the US spelling of "humour" I just decided to carry on the trend
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I normally don't post on these forums, but this one is right up my alley. I love all kinds of jokes and joking around.
How about the country kids that get married and come home after their honeymoon to live with her parents on the farm. After 3 days the kids had not left the bedroom, worried the father went upstairs and knocked on the door. He said" Are you kids alright in there, we haven't seen you since you home."
The daughter replies, "Don't bother us dad we're living off the fruit of love"
To which the father replies, "That's OK but quit throwing your peelings out the window, their choking my geese."
Or
Did you hear about the 2 old maids on a drunk
Yup, they darn near killed him
Just my small contribution to mankind.
How about the country kids that get married and come home after their honeymoon to live with her parents on the farm. After 3 days the kids had not left the bedroom, worried the father went upstairs and knocked on the door. He said" Are you kids alright in there, we haven't seen you since you home."
The daughter replies, "Don't bother us dad we're living off the fruit of love"
To which the father replies, "That's OK but quit throwing your peelings out the window, their choking my geese."
Or
Did you hear about the 2 old maids on a drunk
Yup, they darn near killed him
Just my small contribution to mankind.
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slapstick..
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FYI ..... Poll resuts are as follows. ( over 94 votes )
Favourite was CRAZY... 31%, then WISECRACK.... 24%, DRY.... 18%
the bottom type was BLUE.
One observation I make from the stats is that our humor changes as we age, for both men and women. After 40 women rapidly become extremely DRY and for some reason this makes the 40+ men less CRAZY
Favourite was CRAZY... 31%, then WISECRACK.... 24%, DRY.... 18%
the bottom type was BLUE.
One observation I make from the stats is that our humor changes as we age, for both men and women. After 40 women rapidly become extremely DRY and for some reason this makes the 40+ men less CRAZY
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RDM59: FYI ..... Poll resuts are as follows. ( over 94 votes )
Favourite was CRAZY... 31%, then WISECRACK.... 24%, DRY.... 18%
the bottom type was BLUE.
One observation I make from the stats is that our humor changes as we age, for both men and women. After 40 women rapidly become extremely DRY and for some reason this makes the 40+ men less CRAZY
Favourite was CRAZY... 31%, then WISECRACK.... 24%, DRY.... 18%
the bottom type was BLUE.
One observation I make from the stats is that our humor changes as we age, for both men and women. After 40 women rapidly become extremely DRY and for some reason this makes the 40+ men less CRAZY
"Hmmm.I've often been told that I am wet behind the ears...".
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RDM59: FYI ..... Poll resuts are as follows. ( over 94 votes )
Favourite was CRAZY... 31%, then WISECRACK.... 24%, DRY.... 18%
the bottom type was BLUE.
One observation I make from the stats is that our humor changes as we age, for both men and women. After 40 women rapidly become extremely DRY and for some reason this makes the 40+ men less CRAZY
Favourite was CRAZY... 31%, then WISECRACK.... 24%, DRY.... 18%
the bottom type was BLUE.
One observation I make from the stats is that our humor changes as we age, for both men and women. After 40 women rapidly become extremely DRY and for some reason this makes the 40+ men less CRAZY
Oh I don't know if after the age 40 women dry up
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livinglarge: Oh I don't know if after the age 40 women dry up
I was thinking that too.
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I love dry humor, like Steven Wright. Always have, btw, has nothing to do with being over 40.
I also love slapstick, and then just "humor". You know...Billy Engeval, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, Bill Cosby, Bob Hope (when he was alive), Robin Williams. I don't know what category any of them would fit in, so I just listed some of my favorite comedians to give you an idea of what/who I find funny.
Someone just goofing off and acting silly will get a good laugh out of me as well.
I also love slapstick, and then just "humor". You know...Billy Engeval, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, Bill Cosby, Bob Hope (when he was alive), Robin Williams. I don't know what category any of them would fit in, so I just listed some of my favorite comedians to give you an idea of what/who I find funny.
Someone just goofing off and acting silly will get a good laugh out of me as well.
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Raven0: I was thinking that too.
Well I am over 40 and I can't be accused of being as dry
as a mouse in a bag of flour
Hi Raven .
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HUMOR .... what is your favorite kind ?(Vote Below)
not easy to pick just one category but have a try.
Cheers