Do Pickup Lines really work ?If so lets hear them! (137)
somechickCincinnati, Ohio USA106 Threads 11,116 PostsI've never used any pick-up lines to get a guys attention.Nor have I had some used on me.
for a kiss i can tell you what state you were born in . what you were wearing on your birthday. and i can spell your last name. i will give you the answer if you want it. let me know.
This stuff is like gold! bahahahahaha....
BlainX: I LoVE Honest Women
I once had a guy ask me if I would "modle " for him so he could "paint" me. (JeanPaul)
he was an artist living in a teepee in Maine. He painted my friend Cindy, but I declined...it was a little too avant garde por moi!!!
felixis99: I once had a guy ask me if I would "modle " for him so he could "paint" me. (JeanPaul)
he was an artist living in a teepee in Maine. He painted my friend Cindy, but I declined...it was a little too avant garde por moi!!!
he was an artist living in a teepee in Maine. He painted my friend Cindy, but I declined...it was a little too avant garde por moi!!!
"Meet my friend Reggie!"
To a young thang you say.
"If you weren't married, I would ask you for your phone number or a date."
She will say! "I'm not married!"
Go from there!
"If you weren't married, I would ask you for your phone number or a date."
She will say! "I'm not married!"
Go from there!
At the pick up window at a burger joint!
You: "Excuse me! Is this the pick up window!"
She: "Yes it is."
You: "Good!, how about a date then!"
You: "Excuse me! Is this the pick up window!"
She: "Yes it is."
You: "Good!, how about a date then!"
I told a girl that had a hole in her jeans,,,,,that I couldnt get my mind off that hole in her jeans,,, .
Its true,,,she had her way wt me that night and we lived together after that for almost 2 yrs.
. Its true,,,she had her way wt me that night and we lived together after that for almost 2 yrs.
Icymanx: Curious!Never tried it!
When I was 19, they worked but not anymore.
Kiss me
crazyblondeone: Okay THIS made me laugh!!
crude.... but funny
RobertC2: "Meet my friend Reggie!"
does reggie paint?
felixis99: does reggie paint?
only by numbers................... 68,69,70 etc
BlainX: Hey is that a sock in your pocket or are you happy to see me...
That actually is a humurous line that women find amusing!
That actually is a humurous line that women find amusing!
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me"
Mae West.
"Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth. " 
If I show you my elephant will you kiss him on the nose.(pull out your front pockets when you ask.)
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