how much wood can a woodchuck chuck (51)
Happygolucky4uTreasure Coast, Florida USA25 Threads 4 Polls 6,241 Posts
I just did the poll. I am not the only confused one 
How much wood would a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck was sick and upchucked his wood?
RillyNiceGuy: How much wood would a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck was sick and upchucked his wood?
I have actually come to a crisis in my euclidean mathematical woodchuck energy/matter transfer model analysis which is this:
Does the Woodchuck/Sausage/Groundhog actually exist or did we just invent him/her to justify our existannce? Perhaps I need to consider quantum mechanics!
Now, if the O/P was confused before....................
Godsgift: I have actually come to a crisis in my euclidean mathematical woodchuck energy/matter transfer model analysis which is this:
Does the Woodchuck/Sausage/Groundhog actually exist or did we just invent him/her to justify our existannce? Perhaps I need to consider quantum mechanics!
Now, if the O/P was confused before....................
from what I can muster from this thread is ...that a woodchuck does not chuck wood but does in fact chuck dirt....and I guess he makes good sausage as well....I never knew he could cook..Does the Woodchuck/Sausage/Groundhog actually exist or did we just invent him/her to justify our existannce? Perhaps I need to consider quantum mechanics!
Now, if the O/P was confused before....................
And I did in fact see a ground hog/woodchuck yesterday so they do exist...
My answer was, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Not, really sure though. 
Godsgift: I have actually come to a crisis in my euclidean mathematical woodchuck energy/matter transfer model analysis which is this:
Does the Woodchuck/Sausage/Groundhog actually exist or did we just invent him/her to justify our existannce? Perhaps I need to consider quantum mechanics!
Now, if the O/P was confused before....................
Does the Woodchuck/Sausage/Groundhog actually exist or did we just invent him/her to justify our existannce? Perhaps I need to consider quantum mechanics!
Now, if the O/P was confused before....................
Let me clear things up for you.
Shadow reading was and is a Grounghog's way. If they being woodchucks or sausage, does this make a weather watch. I think if one is called to veiw such timely condition and top hatted rodent. Then we as a people could and will by nessary action conclude the obvious and the result would be common and of a thickning gravy.
Glad to clear it up for you!
RillyNiceGuy: Let me clear things up for you.
Shadow reading was and is a Grounghog's way. If they being woodchucks or sausage, does this make a weather watch. I think if one is called to veiw such timely condition and top hatted rodent. Then we as a people could and will by nessary action conclude the obvious and the result would be common and of a thickning gravy.
Glad to clear it up for you!
Shadow reading was and is a Grounghog's way. If they being woodchucks or sausage, does this make a weather watch. I think if one is called to veiw such timely condition and top hatted rodent. Then we as a people could and will by nessary action conclude the obvious and the result would be common and of a thickning gravy.
Glad to clear it up for you!
Well, thank heavens for some clarity on this matter....now where's my left handed slide rule gone?
Godsgift: Well, thank heavens for some clarity on this matter....now where's my left handed slide rule gone?
I don't know! Did you have it when you used it last?
Godsgift: Well, thank heavens for some clarity on this matter....now where's my left handed slide rule gone?
I am sure you will find it the last place you look...
davpk10: from what I can muster from this thread is ...that a woodchuck does not chuck wood but does in fact chuck dirt....and I guess he makes good sausage as well....I never knew he could cook.. And I did in fact see a ground hog/woodchuck yesterday so they do exist...
Well, I STILL think its an Obese Squirrel..
Further, it was definately an ILLEGAL squirrel; it had very squinty eyes and a distinctly shifty manner..
drew_wea: Waste your time and vote your opinion. You can leave a comment.
Well, your in luck:
The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:
* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.
TheresMyFriend: Well, your in luck:
The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:
* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.
The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:
* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.
Check the third and fith posts on page one of this thread and see if you feel quite so smart!
Godsgift: Check the third and fith posts on page one of this thread and see if you feel quite so smart!
I'm not portraying to be "quite so smart" as you put it!
I answered this same question a few months back with this same answer.
I seen it posted as a poll, so I went back to my original post from months back, and cut/pasted it again here.
It's true, if I had read the posts that you mentioned as reference, that someone else had posted I would never have repeated it.
Now with that being said and explained...I bid you a good day.
The real question is: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Conrad73: actually I am able to Chuck more wood than a Woodchuck can Chuck!
I think chucking wood is a pointless exercise !
51 replies, 209 views and only 17 votes.
People are just not commented to today's polls.
People are just not commented to today's polls.
Englishman55: I think chucking wood is a pointless exercise !
not if you live in a very cold climate...then chucking wood into the wood stove does in fact have a veru WARM point... 
Dagosto: 700 pounds, the equivalent weight to the thirty-five cubic feet of dirt a woodchuck can in fact 'chuck' when digging a burrow. (Source: N.Y. state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, as quoted in The Wall Street Journal.)
wow,more then i need to no 
drew_wea: Waste your time and vote your opinion. You can leave a comment.
I hope it's a lot as we need some wood cut at camp for the woodstove
in honor of this goofy thread im going to name my next dog ,,stew,, instead of woodchuk...at the appropriat time he might become a pot of stew and a pair of mitts and a set of strings for my base guitar..
More Threads
More Proof The GOP is a Criminal Organization
men's perspective towards women
The Best of the GOP
Feel Good Music
other can see but not you
the way you look
your personality
wanting beyond need
Unions support Democrats!
Karen McDougal - Playmate Model will testify in Hush Money Trial
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »