rohaan: aren't there some religions/cultures where one must use a certain hand? (I forget which) but to me it would seem it would have to do with whether you are right or left handed.
It's Hindu! It also says you must use the left leg to enter the toilet blah blah.
The internet picks up key words and flashes ads according to what it "thinks" the current contributors want. For instance, (and try this, if you want to see what I mean) type in, as if we are all casually just talking, "tweed suit" and pretty soon there will be a few ads from 'Botany 500', 'The Men's Wearhouse', 'Penny's" and so forth. Yup, it read "toilets" and put up butt grease ads. Go figure...
scottishlass47: I have to use my right, coz there's no room in my tiny bathroom to use my left, & besides I'm a lefty & wouldn't use my left on such a crappy job.
Wow--you are too cool! I once rented a cute little one-bedroom house where the toilet was so close to the door and wall not only did I have to sit a little sideways, my knees scrunched the door. Hey, it was a house, rather than an apartment, and worth this inconvenience. Had to laugh at the similarity...
rohaan: Wow--you are too cool! I once rented a cute little one-bedroom house where the toilet was so close to the door and wall not only did I have to sit a little sideways, my knees scrunched the door. Hey, it was a house, rather than an apartment, and worth this inconvenience. Had to laugh at the similarity...
Checkmate on previous comments" as soon as I put this up, ads for houses for sale and rent came up. See?
That makes sense... I can see why they call it piles and pile ointment as haemorrhoids is such a hard word to spell. I wonder if the software picks up bottoms, toilet paper, toilet roll or loo roll too?
rohaan: The internet picks up key words and flashes ads according to what it "thinks" the current contributors want. For instance, (and try this, if you want to see what I mean) type in, as if we are all casually just talking, "tweed suit" and pretty soon there will be a few ads from 'Botany 500', 'The Men's Wearhouse', 'Penny's" and so forth. Yup, it read "toilets" and put up butt grease ads. Go figure...
That makes sense... I can see why they call it piles and pile ointment as haemorrhoids is such a hard word to spell. I wonder if the software picks up bottoms, toilet paper, toilet roll or loo roll too?
Sorry for the repeat response - I crapped up first time.
ChasingCars: That makes sense... I can see why they call it piles and pile ointment as haemorrhoids is such a hard word to spell. I wonder if the software picks up bottoms, toilet paper, toilet roll or loo roll too?
Sorry for the repeat response - I crapped up first time.
Not you! if you write "roll" a time or two then ads for Rock and Roll misc. will come up, also Parkerhouse Rolls (scones in your neighborhood) and so on.
swm31: the real question is do you wipe back to front?
Well, for ladies it is safer to wipe front to back, otherwise wiping in the other direction could possibly cause an infection in the "Garden of Dreams"
scottishlass47: Well, for ladies it is safer to wipe front to back, otherwise wiping in the other direction could possibly cause an infection in the "Garden of Dreams"
rohaan: Not you! if you write "roll" a time or two then ads for Rock and Roll misc. will come up, also Parkerhouse Rolls (scones in your neighborhood) and so on.
Thanks for that - it feeds the information junkie part of me
I now have to write Anusol... it wasn't me, my brain told me to do it.
ChasingCars: That makes sense... I can see why they call it piles and pile ointment as haemorrhoids is such a hard word to spell. I wonder if the software picks up bottoms, toilet paper, toilet roll or loo roll too?
I have an ad for Lavalife, another dating site.
Wonder if that's a hint, seeing as it's linked to this thread.
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scottishlass47: I have to use my right, coz there's no room in my tiny bathroom to use my left, & besides I'm a lefty & wouldn't use my left on such a crappy job.
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