Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against? (753)

Jun 16, 2011 8:29 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
katt1017
katt1017katt1017Southern, New Hampshire USA67 Threads 10 Polls 1,384 Posts
raphael118: Sorry to disappoint you but I would never give out that here and I dont sell from a website (not many people are serious buyers of rare postal history, especially in pre upu Europe. However if you are serious I'll be glad to send you photos and copies of experts authentication. Is your friend interested in very rare, top quality German States?


The guy retiring is not into the postal stuff. We were thinking more along the lines of Asian artwork or maybe a nice antique time piece.

The program manager has been collecting postal items since he was a kid. Every few months he score something special at an auction or thought another collector and has to tell us about it. We all give him the blank stare and nod. Hey he knows what it is so we can take his word on it that it is something special.

I showed him the printout of your post and clued him in about your history on the site along with what you have said about your company.

He's interested in buying your entire collection but is a bit cash poor at the moment.

He has some interesting items in his collection that he'd be willing to trade though.

Which would you rather have, a 10% interest in the Hover Dam, the wreckage of a flying saucer that crashed in New Mexico in 1957 or Tesla's death ray gun?

Thanks for the "information" Riffy. It was nice to see the boss have a big laugh about something.

Next time try to come up with a story that is not so easy for someone that knows the subject matter to poke holes in.
Jun 16, 2011 8:41 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
katt1017: You make it sound like a S&M club.


I could see him on the receiving end; w/the dog collar. Of course Obama would be cracking the whip. moping help
Jun 16, 2011 8:42 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
katt1017: What's this about Who the hell is Gus and why are you talking about his privates?The United States has a thing called presumption of innocence Stevie. Barry may not like it but it is our Constitutional right.



That's his basement roommate.
Jun 16, 2011 9:44 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
raphael118
raphael118raphael118arlington, Virginia USA8 Threads 2 Polls 1,074 Posts
katt1017: Yelling, "THANK YOU HONORABLE MR PRESIDENT! MAY I HAVE A NOTHER?"


sounds like the op has too much expertise and naughty knowledge about these clubs!!scold giggle
Jun 16, 2011 9:45 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
raphael118
raphael118raphael118arlington, Virginia USA8 Threads 2 Polls 1,074 Posts
raphael118: sounds like the op has too much expertise and naughty knowledge about these clubs!!


meaning katt of course
Jun 16, 2011 9:48 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
raphael118: sounds like the op has too much expertise and naughty knowledge about these clubs!!


I agree! I think Dude probably has way too much experience with it.

We finally agree on something!!!!!
Jun 16, 2011 9:50 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
mustbnutz
mustbnutzmustbnutzKingman, Arizona USA33 Threads 5 Polls 3,730 Posts
Political Science for Dummies
DEMOCRAT

You have two cows.
Your neighbour has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.



REPUBLICAN

You have two cows.
Your neighbour has none.
So?



SOCIALIST

You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.



COMMUNIST

You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.



CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.



BUREAUCRACY, CANADIAN STYLE

You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pour the milk down the drain.



AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.



FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.



JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.



GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.



ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.



RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You drink some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You drink some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.



TALIBAN CORPORATION

You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature'sprivate parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.



IRAQI CORPORATION

You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.




POLISH CORPORATION

You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.



BELGIAN CORPORATION

You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.



FLORIDA CORPORATION

You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best looking cow.



CALIFORNIA CORPORATION

You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegal.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.



rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Jun 16, 2011 10:05 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
mustbnutz: Political Science for Dummies
DEMOCRAT

You have two cows.
Your neighbour has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.
REPUBLICAN

You have two cows.
Your neighbour has none.
So?
SOCIALIST

You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST

You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, CANADIAN STYLE

You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pour the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You drink some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You drink some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION

You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature'sprivate parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
IRAQI CORPORATION

You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION

You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
BELGIAN CORPORATION

You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.
FLORIDA CORPORATION

You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best looking cow.
CALIFORNIA CORPORATION

You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegal.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.


I figured the California cows got moved to Arizona since the California cows don't meet EPA guidelines for passing gas. dunno
Jun 16, 2011 10:13 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
raphael118
raphael118raphael118arlington, Virginia USA8 Threads 2 Polls 1,074 Posts
raphael118: FReddy likes Foley the republican page p*dophile apparently!


I BET kat is a little partial to a gay republican like him too! I wonder if he is in that Log Cabin republican thing!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 17, 2011 2:00 AM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
chris27292729: Good Conrad,tell them,about the good Ethos the Swiss Banking System.What is 250 Millions,peanuts.
comfort comfort comfort
Jun 17, 2011 2:14 AM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
raphael118
raphael118raphael118arlington, Virginia USA8 Threads 2 Polls 1,074 Posts
Conrad73: sure took the Weenie long enough!


Saving a kiss for Foley are we?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 17, 2011 2:31 AM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
raphael118
raphael118raphael118arlington, Virginia USA8 Threads 2 Polls 1,074 Posts
katt1017: The guy retiring is not into the postal stuff. We were thinking more along the lines of Asian artwork or maybe a nice antique time piece.

The program manager has been collecting postal items since he was a kid. Every few months he score something special at an auction or thought another collector and has to tell us about it. We all give him the blank stare and nod. Hey he knows what it is so we can take his word on it that it is something special.

I showed him the printout of your post and clued him in about your history on the site along with what you have said about your company.

He's interested in buying your entire collection but is a bit cash poor at the moment.

He has some interesting items in his collection that he'd be willing to trade though.

Which would you rather have, a 10% interest in the Hover Dam, the wreckage of a flying saucer that crashed in New Mexico in 1957 or Tesla's death ray gun?

Thanks for the "information" Riffy. It was nice to see the boss have a big laugh about something.

Next time try to come up with a story that is not so easy for someone that knows the subject matter to poke holes in.




I don't think I gave you enough info here to prove anything one way or another Katt. What exactly did he poke holes in? I suspect your boss story is a pitiful fib. Thats why my offer is open. I would probably sell to you in a store front on ebay with certificates and catalogue and comparable world class auction info for market value. 1,000 to 600,000.
Jun 17, 2011 2:34 AM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
Hot_Single_Dude: As long as ur kinds are forbidden guns... every thing is safe... BUT!
Forbidden Guns!
My Guns are as Legal as you!
maybe even more so!rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 17, 2011 3:34 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
ttom500
ttom500ttom500St. Cloud, Florida USA30 Threads 5 Polls 10,523 Posts
On vacation here.))

And NO...I did not take computer.

But I see nothing really has changed.

Qdaffi is still thumbing his nose at NATO and Obama.

elZharkiri replaced bin Laden.

They arrseted a Ethopodian for carrying a back packof nitrate near the Pentagon after a high speed hcae in Arlington.

Winer did a step down.....

Obama and Boehner hit a few on the golf course

Obama polls....after the bin Laden raid.....are mixed.


sleep going bavk on vacation till the 2012 starts for real
Jun 17, 2011 6:37 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
Hot_Single_Dude
Hot_Single_DudeHot_Single_DudeKobenhavn, Capital Region Denmark68 Threads 73 Polls 11,289 Posts
katt1017: You make it sound like a S&M club.



Worse than that in deed... These guys are eating shi* getting aroused uh oh
Jun 17, 2011 6:41 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
Hot_Single_Dude
Hot_Single_DudeHot_Single_DudeKobenhavn, Capital Region Denmark68 Threads 73 Polls 11,289 Posts
katt1017: What's this about Who the hell is Gus and why are you talking about his privates?

The United States has a thing called presumption of innocence Stevie. Barry may not like it but it is our Constitutional right.


Correction!

no matter how many guns, private homes have in order to secure them selves... still evil plans of some haters is some thing to be worry a bout and here comes the important need of securty officers and security police and secret police.

professor
Jun 17, 2011 6:52 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
Hot_Single_Dude
Hot_Single_DudeHot_Single_DudeKobenhavn, Capital Region Denmark68 Threads 73 Polls 11,289 Posts
raphael118: sounds like the op has too much expertise and naughty knowledge about these clubs!!


Most their guys are in to this kind of shi*... Remember THAT boso of their,s... Steele THE Butthead?

Embedded image from another site


He too is a wanna be Republican because he really beleives THEY even like him doh rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 17, 2011 6:54 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
Hot_Single_Dude
Hot_Single_DudeHot_Single_DudeKobenhavn, Capital Region Denmark68 Threads 73 Polls 11,289 Posts
raphael118: meaning katt of course


wow ........ grin ........... yay
Jun 17, 2011 6:59 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
Hot_Single_Dude
Hot_Single_DudeHot_Single_DudeKobenhavn, Capital Region Denmark68 Threads 73 Polls 11,289 Posts
mustbnutz: Political Science for Dummies
DEMOCRAT

You have two cows.
Your neighbour has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.
REPUBLICAN

You have two cows.
Your neighbour has none.
So?
SOCIALIST

You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST

You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, CANADIAN STYLE

You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pour the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You drink some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You drink some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION

You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature'sprivate parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
IRAQI CORPORATION

You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION

You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
BELGIAN CORPORATION

You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.
FLORIDA CORPORATION

You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best looking cow. CALIFORNIA CORPORATION You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese. Only five speak English.Most are illegal.Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.
thumbs up applause rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 17, 2011 7:07 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
Hot_Single_Dude
Hot_Single_DudeHot_Single_DudeKobenhavn, Capital Region Denmark68 Threads 73 Polls 11,289 Posts
Conrad73: sure took the Weenie long enough!


He is coming back making your STUPID Bushney heads lives even more miserable than it already is... Wait and see... Soon yay
Jun 17, 2011 7:13 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
Hot_Single_Dude: He is coming back making your STUPID Bushney heads lives even more miserable than it already is... Wait and see... Soon


Maybe this time he'll come back as a a smokey link instead of a weenie. grin
Jun 17, 2011 7:14 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
Hot_Single_Dude: It was once upon a time in America Freddy... Get over it


So was the honorable George W. Bush. Get over it. rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 17, 2011 7:15 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
Hot_Single_Dude
Hot_Single_DudeHot_Single_DudeKobenhavn, Capital Region Denmark68 Threads 73 Polls 11,289 Posts
ttom500: On vacation here.))

And NO...I did not take computer.

But I see nothing really has changed.

Qdaffi is still thumbing his nose at NATO and Obama.

elZharkiri replaced bin Laden.

They arrseted a Ethopodian for carrying a back packof nitrate near the Pentagon after a high speed hcae in Arlington.

Winer did a step down.....

Obama and Boehner hit a few on the golf course

Obama polls....after the bin Laden raid.....are mixed.


going bavk on vacation till the 2012 starts for real


Enjoy your vacation TT... Good wind over there. Take care and relax and get over here as often as you can... cheers thumbs up
Jun 17, 2011 7:16 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
Hot_Single_Dude: He is coming back making your STUPID Bushney heads lives even more miserable than it already is... Wait and see... Soon



Maybe he can come back as the honorable Ted (gurgle gurgle) Kennedy. rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 17, 2011 7:17 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
raphael118
raphael118raphael118arlington, Virginia USA8 Threads 2 Polls 1,074 Posts
raphael118: YOU MEAN FOLEY IS COMING BACK AS HEAD OF THE LOG CABIN REPUBS AND HOLDING HANDS WITH YOU GUYS



LOVE THAT COLOR!!!
Jun 17, 2011 7:20 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
Hot_Single_Dude: He is a great speecher and really able to reveal the Damn Republican party of America and and the Evil side of this secterian thing. This time he got no worries and that makes the whole thing much better. Tell Beck to shuve his site ASAP



laugh
Jun 17, 2011 7:29 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
Hot_Single_Dude
Hot_Single_DudeHot_Single_DudeKobenhavn, Capital Region Denmark68 Threads 73 Polls 11,289 Posts
raphael118: YOU MEAN FOLEY IS COMING BACK AS HEAD OF THE LOG CABIN REPUBS AND HOLDING HANDS WITH YOU GUYS


Holding Weeniers of the Dang GOP? barf
Jun 17, 2011 7:43 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
Hot_Single_Dude
Hot_Single_DudeHot_Single_DudeKobenhavn, Capital Region Denmark68 Threads 73 Polls 11,289 Posts
Jun 17, 2011 7:53 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
Hot_Single_Dude
Hot_Single_DudeHot_Single_DudeKobenhavn, Capital Region Denmark68 Threads 73 Polls 11,289 Posts
I am sure Hagee and the rest of the GOP are going to announce this is an act of antichrist:



yay
Jun 17, 2011 8:22 PM CST Obama administration works for modernising of american Railways! Why the Heck is moron GOP against?
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
Hot_Single_Dude: I probabely will in a bout a 36 years from now?



With that worthless danish health care....I'd give you 5 years. rolling on the floor laughing
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