You may have your suspicions, Diamond, but where is your proof that we can't back up our false and lascivious accusations about you? I will concede on one point though; you are right about me lacking the decency to offer an apology.
Diamond, your strenuous, lengthy denial rather gives the game away; typical response of the guilty conscience. My advice is to simply apologise for your inappropriate behaviour and try to learn a lesson from your mistake. There are plenty of websites for men with tastes such as yours, please don't try to change this into one of them.
I'm more bothered about the pair of under pants you stole than I am about the mirror. You could have at least taken the Tesco ones, rather than my best M&S Y fronts. I suppose I should be thankful you didn't take a clean pair.
As much as I like trees, EX, I don't think I will start hugging them. Besides, they might not like it; I know I wouldn't like it if a tree tried to hug me.
Nam, you sent me a message, asking me a question. Would it be unreasonable of me to ask that you read my reply? As far as I can tell, you haven't even opened it.
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RE: Clarify for me?
You may have your suspicions, Diamond, but where is your proof that we can't back up our false and lascivious accusations about you? I will concede on one point though; you are right about me lacking the decency to offer an apology.