RE: No 1

You would never be able to figure it out because a lot of people lie about their age. I had one profile of a Girl who claimed to be 99 but only looked about 45-50 years old.... dunno

RE: Wrong But Funny

rolling on the floor laughing I love the one about winning the race... rolling on the floor laughing Good one GirlAU... thumbs up

RE: How to pizz off your dog

Very funny I thought.... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

A popular cat or dog name is 'Furbank'... grin

RE: Choices,Chances,Changes

Hi Bajan... I try to involve the 3 X C's in my every day life... applause

RE: Choices,Chances,Changes

Non, I think that is supposed to be 5 X S's, but most of us in here are missing out on one of them.... rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How the Boston Police fail and the people applaude

Just curious.... who's going to pay for turning the boat into swiss cheese?.... blues

RE: Sunday Giggle

Sorry 18 into 54.... typo

RE: Sunday Giggle

Aha!!!! 3 into 54 may go 3 times but the maths professor at 54 could be a little bit square so therefore, the square root of 54 is 7.3.... the guy wins.... applause applause applause

RE: Bohemian grove

As I have mentioned on this site previously.... the children's song "Teddy Bear's Picnic" was based on the grove.... frustrated

RE: I am who I am!

Angel, I really hope that you "am what you am" otherwise I may start doubting my own existance.... confused lips

RE: forgotten my girl's birthday

OK seriously you have several options mate:

1)ask one or both her parents, other siblings
2)check her Facebook details
3)ask her to complete an on-line form that requires this info, eg: eBay account to buy something
4)check her driver's licence
5)check her passports
6)get her to compare birth certificates

If none of the above work.... refer to previous posting... grin

RE: forgotten my girl's birthday

Just ignore the issue until the day you get a black-eye, then remember THAT date..... grin

RE: A Small Mistake!

So.... who's car is it then,.... finish the joke please catfoot

RE: Broke up

@ Novita.... Hi Girl

Match sticks are better than tooth picks because they are not pointy at the ends... professor

RE: Feline Friends.

@ catfoot...

Quote: But what the hell? I had worse companions!


That must have been CATastrophic.... rolling on the floor laughing

RE: A Round Tuit.

I was going to get a triangle tuit and a square tuit but never got a round tuit.... professor

RE: Feline Friends.

cats meow cats meow cats meow cats meow cats meow cats meow cats meow cats meow cats meow

All nine lives....

RE: connecting...a chat, maybe!!?

SoBlue: When I am not 'logged on', I can play the puzzles on this site but my score and game does not register on the played list, maybe the same thing happened to your first blog post... professor

RE: WHY ????

We got a new 18mm reel to reel film projector (Japanese company name withheld) a few years ago for presentations while I was working with a company.... the instructions for threading the film through the projector was on a small reel of film....go figure...rolling on the floor laughing

If you throw a kitten out the window of a moving vehicle, can you be charged with "Kitty Litter"?....rolling on the floor laughing

Disclaimer: no animals were harmed during the recital of this joke....

RE: lordy...7 hours with no power!!!!

If you have a car you could get a lead for your cigarette lighter to run your lappy Girl, gas BBQ always comes in handy for boiling water.... grin

RE: A warning from the RSPCA London

My wife just informed me that we don't own a dog.....doh doh doh

RE: I need to VENT a little.....well

lgs, a person like that is easilly fixed.... get some 'dirt' on them, let them know that you know and their attitude will soon change for the better.....devil

You may have to go to places that they hang or make friends with someone close to them to get this 'dirt'...grin

RE: About me again and parts that were missing

Hi Guys,

There is a high security place in northern California nestled in amid the tall red woods called Bohemia Grove. As a child you were warned about this place through a song called "The Teddy-bears Picnic", remember since Teddy Roosevelt, all Presidents have been referred to as teddy bears.... This place serves several functions, one of them is for past (and current) Presidents to assemble there along with members of the Bilderbergs and the Tri-Lateral commission to decide who the next President will be. This is done years in advance of any public voting.... the actual voting process is just a smoke screen to make you believe that you actually have a say as to who and how your country is governed.

After a candidate is chosen they are groomed for the position by these people (who really control the Government)and if they believe that the odds are stacked against the voters getting it right they will revert to all kinds of under-handed tactics. These people control ALL the media and will use the media to favor their choice and undermine the credibility of any opposition. If this still fails they will "recount" the votes as often as necessary until their goal is reached.... This process is much the same in all democratic countries, the country's President or Prime Minister is only a "mouth-piece" for the "powers to be" that actually control the world apart from the Muslim countries....

Hans

RE: A Natural Blonde Survey

I am not blonde but have been known to have "Blonde" moments...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: if you where asked

It is my "Birthright" to lay claim to 1/7.039 billionth of the total amount of fresh water on this planet....

Hans

RE: Funniest Ad I've Seen Yet on My Profile Page

Hi Sad,

The suffix "nu" belongs to a south pacific island called Niue, they are in free association with New Zealand, the population is less than 1500

Hans

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