RE: A Blue Sunday?

@ Cat - Sorry to hear that your day was a fizzer.....blues ... but honestly... "Some days are not made for human consumption" ...... when was the last time that you ate a human.... wow confused ..... grin cheers

RE: The Intellectual and The Intelligent

@ socrates44 - I could give hundreds of examples about this subject but I will give just one scenario to help to differentiate between the two:

Lets take a 'chainsaw' as the medium....

The Intellectual could name all the parts of a chainsaw including the material properties, manufacturing processes and stress factors of all its components using the wisdom of others even though they may have never actually ever laid their hands on one or are able to use one.

The Intelligent could pick up a chainsaw and with the combination of knowledge and wisdom acquired from trial and error use said chainsaw to create something of practical use having never read anything more complex about the unit than the users manual.


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RE: A real story of a Philipina cinderyla in emirates

@ peonyjenny - It seems like the good life went to her head, three expensive cars is a little excessive in anyone's book.... I would imagine that her personality changed too.... conversing

The higher you climb the ladder without good footing, the further and faster the fall.... professor


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RE: Practice What You Preach

@ Cat - If you go to court just tell them that you put up your open hand to indicate for him to stop and he ran into it..... laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing .... grin cheers

RE: Practice What You Preach

@ Cat - Sorry that should have been grin cheers .... not grin hug wine ..... doh

RE: Practice What You Preach

@ Cat - Did your council also mention that by apologising you are automatically admitting guilt..... and if they still chose to take the matter to court you will have no recourse..... conversing ..... grin hug wine

RE: Practice What You Preach

@ Cat - Noooooo don't shoot anyone, just sit there polishing it, that should send the right message.... laugh rolling on the floor laughing .... grin cheers

RE: Practice What You Preach

@ Cat - If you don't already own one, buy a big 12 guage shotgun and sit on your back porch or somewhere whereby he can see you and just spend time polishing it while staring at him..... he will soon change his mind about charges..... laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing .... grin cheers

RE: life after death...

@ Ian158 - As I have mentioned in the blogs before: The soul/life-force is made of energy.... energy can be changed but not destroyed..... nothing in nature is wasted, therefore it is quite conceivable that your soul will be re-used..... every living thing has a soul or it wouldn't be able to survive.... grin cheers

RE: Can You Eat A Television Set?

@ Cat - Michel Lotito ate 7 television sets amongst other things.... professor .... so I image this does answer your question, Mate...... laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ..... grin cheers

RE: Can You Eat A Television Set?

@ FinestWine - It may have been 10:30pm at your location but Cat is in South Africa..... it's daytime there.... laugh rolling on the floor laughing .... grin hug wine

RE: I am Flying in the Middle of.....

@ Calli's, Girl - Hope you have a safe trip and that all is safe and well upon your arrival..... grin hug wine

RE: Update on the Weather in Tennessee..

@ Calli's Girl - Glad to hear that you are all safe... comfort ... but you gotta be careful of those underground storms that are passing underneath you, they don't show up on weather maps and are very sneaky.... laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing .... grin hug wine

RE: FUNNIES.....

@ Bajanshay - I figured you'd like it, Girl....laugh rolling on the floor laughing .... my day is almost over.... 10pm already..... hope your's has been ok too.... grin hug wine

RE: A world without Monday

@ ChristinDew - wave ... Don't know if you are aware of the story that inspired this song, Girl...... it's in the words....



blues moping ..... cool hug wine

RE: Can You Dig It

@ Bung - Nah..... ditch the shovel and grab an excavator... you get much more digging done..... laugh rolling on the floor laughing .... grin cheers

RE: I'm a Smart Man

@ Redex - You're right it is the product name but it is also the name of the plant which originates from South America.... I use it all the time.... the only thing that it doesn't do is caramelise when used in baking, it also has no calories, no fat, no protin, no carbs and no salt.... conversing .... grin hug wine

RE: stoned again and have a easy peaceful feeling

@ nickyme - "Stoned again".... doh .... Listen, I'm not going to help you if you refuse to take my advice, Mate..... I suggested to you before to duck the stones that are being thrown at you.... doh .... grin cheers

RE: A poem to answer them wives jokes ..

@ Kasih - Somehow I get a feeling that CS won't be taking your blog on board as an advertising slogon, Girl...... laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ..... grin hug wine

RE: Why Are Some Men So Clumsy?

@ Cat - laugh rolling on the floor laughing devil ... If you had of lit him up his ashes could have stayed there so his folks could errect a little white cross on the site.... conversing .... laugh rolling on the floor laughing .... grin cheers

RE: stoned again

@ nickyme - Just an idea.... maybe you could learn to duck when people throw stones at you...... laugh rolling on the floor laughing .... grin cheers

RE: Why Are Some Men So Clumsy?

@ Cat - laugh rolling on the floor laughing .... We did explain to him what we were going to do before hand.... he was happy enough for us to do it because he just wanted out of there.... laugh

We left the ambulance guys to clean the oil of him, they were none to impressed.... tongue


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RE: Why Are Some Men So Clumsy?

@ Cat - I know exactly what you mean..... and strangely enough it happened again yesterday, I rock-climber got himself trapped in a rock crevice called the 'squeeze' down in Victoria, it took rescuers 10 hour to extricate him.... doh ... having been in the same situation myself a few years ago when I was team-leader of a rescue squad I couldn't for the life of me believe it took them so long to get him out as he was at ground level wedged between two boulders... (see pic).

When we were called to a similar situation back then, we just tied a rope around the climber to secure him and I went back to the rescue truck to get the 5 litre container of engine oil (that we always had on board along with coolant and brake fluid), soaked the climber front and back and had him out of there in 15 minutes....

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10 hours, what a joke..... frustrated frustrated


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RE: Favorite Beatles Song

@ B&B - If I made a list of Beatle songs that I didn't like it would be a very short list.... grin

Although this is not strictly a Beatles song, however they did record it and under the circumstances I find this one most appropriate..... blues

It starts off slow but picks up after the first chorus....







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RE: What is stress?

@ bonnyta - They are advertising an up-coming program on TV at the moment that states 1 in 4 children are not related to the person they believe to be their father..... I think there will be a lot of guys going off to get tested and maybe a lot of divorced or seperated fathers suing for alimony refunds..... conversing blues .... grin cheers

RE: What a coincidence!

@ bonnyta - thumbs up ... dum & mad ...... laugh rolling on the floor laughing .... grin cheers

RE: What a coincidence!

@ LouLou - I thought that would tickle your funny bone, Girl..... laugh rolling on the floor laughing ... grin hug wine

RE: Leaving

@ Doc - You will be missed. take care Mate..... see you when you return.... conversing .... grin cheers

RE: What a coincidence!

@ bonnyta - wave ... I see your point, Mate ... conversing .... but what happens when you exchange the first letter over on the words Mum & Dad ..... dunno ...... laugh rolling on the floor laughing .... grin cheers

RE: Interesting situation

@ Mr - On the other site that I mentioned, only the mods were permitted to use red text but if they removed your blog or post they would replace it with an explanation/warning as to why (in red text)... grin ..... grin cheers

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