Still_notaDoctor Blog Comments (244)

RE: Breaking News

Those archeological findings sound suspect to me as Gandalf wouldn't have left human remains, as he went to live forever in Valinor with the Elves.

Unearthing Dumbledore's remains more plausible. ..




* Annddd that's why I'm single

RE: Ireland & Snakes ; Myth Debunked

All this time talking about Trump has made Jim an expert on snakes

RE: Changing my description, sigh

Aerobics for 20 minutes 3 times a week is brilliant for your health, but will do almost nothing for weight loss.

RE: Changing my description, sigh

The undersell. Must be a belter

RE: Changing my description, sigh

Rubenesque?

Anyway weight smeight. Tortoises lie around all day and barely move, and they live to 150 or something. You're fine.

But if you REALLY want to lose weight. Two magic words: Intermittent fasting.

Does it work? Yes.
Is the treatment worse than the disease? Also yes.

RE: Anyone having good weather?

Meteorologists have identified the epicentre of the dreaded Polar Vortex.
Heaven save us.

RE: Situations vacant

Good luck with treatment Wenever.
It's a real grind but increasingly effective these days.

RE: Does God Exist?

Well said.
'Go placidly amid the noise and the haste'.

Something to strive for on our better days anyway.

I think I may have misjudged you Lindsay.
Peace.

RE: Anyone having good weather?

Ps. Don't buy Toyota's.
Their drivers never stop. (Though their dogs are delicious).

RE: Anyone having good weather?

More than a smattering here too.
My bus took an age to arrive earlier.


(Yes obsessed with bigfoot this week for some reason).

RE: Does God Exist?

Wow.
Lindsy you are an extremely literal person. It's kind of endearing .
PS. Legos are actually great.
Peace

RE: Does God Exist?

I'd have thought TR would have gotten partial credit for including A wall in his blog at least.

Should I be concerned that my 5 year old nephew is really into his legos.
Thought I overheard him saying: 'I build the best (lego) walls. Nobody builds em better than me. Believe me'.

RE: Why Trump Will Win the Wall Fight

This is how to fund that bloody wall:

Build it on credit, then rent out advertising space on it per sq metre.

You're welcome Mureka.

RE: The 10 Most Destructive Americans of My Lifetime

Disagree with many of his views, but in fairness, see no evidence of stupidity. Cheap shots like that help nobody. Cheers.

RE: The 10 Most Destructive Americans of My Lifetime

Viva la resistance!

RE: The 10 Most Destructive Americans of My Lifetime

Though your criticism of the Clintons is on point.

Child Labour Laws are Ruining this Country.

*whose

Child Labour Laws are Ruining this Country.

My legal team have advised me to issue this press release:
I also hope it's obvious that there are many many hilarious and likeable people who's comments I welcome, that are too numerous to mention (not just the right honourable Methuselah).

K bye

Child Labour Laws are Ruining this Country.

Notable exception: Methuselah
Yes just get a bigger student. Twas obvious in hindsight

Child Labour Laws are Ruining this Country.

Maybe it is a cultural thing. Seems like my kinda humour def hits a wall of sorts outside of British Isles.

Literally the first thing I said to that student via email was 'Must bring own shovel!'

Aside: In this new era of virtue signalling, it's getting harder to say anything playfully.
Something lost there I think.

RE: All the things NOT in your profile

Also Not a Doctor.

RE: Feeling Very Sad

My condolences.
Rest in Peace.

Mary Oliver

For Jarrad.
Love your inclusive blogs. I'll always treasure our back and forths.

RE: I Wonder What I’m Looking For

I intentionally (Nota)doctored the timeline a bit, as well, this is the internet

Same takeaway though. Marriage is a commitment to self delusion.

RE: I Wonder What I’m Looking For

My maths is a bit off. Sorry time police.

RE: I Wonder What I’m Looking For

They're together since first year of college. My sis's first long term boyf.

RE: I Wonder What I’m Looking For

They are young. Both 28. Plus there are no kids, which is huge.

Maybe the whole institution of marriage is BS, except in rare cases.

RE: I Wonder What I’m Looking For

I just don't know what makes marriages work long term. It seems increasingly impossible.

My sis broke up with her other half at Christmas after 14 years. (They'd actually been living apart since August, but only told people at Christmas ( they live abroad so it was easier to contain the news).
I thought if any coupling could go the distance it'd be theirs.

They're both great people and barely had exchanged a cross word.
Not to mention they were financially comfortable, young, healthy and they're both gorgeous (though there was no straying by either party.)

They just feel out of love.

I haven't a clue what it takes.

Mary Oliver

I'd rather the beer can.

Mary Oliver

Jeebus.