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RE: Do you think you will really meet the ONE 4 you online?

So happy my dilemma could give you a good laugh!

RE: Do you think you will really meet the ONE 4 you online?

Phewwww :: wipes brow:: sorry I don´t know your postings well enough to realize you were being sarcastic and was trying to be diplomatic with my post...

Yes... I can take it as well as give it! Hope this gives you a laugh!

Thanks Lass, it´s good to be back... will be a little sporadic for the next couple of months though.

Yes... I can take it as well as give it! Hope this gives you a laugh!

Not often we can do that!!!!

RE: Do you think you will really meet the ONE 4 you online?

Wow, do women really right things like this? I can´t imagine saying all that to a complete stranger and to be honest... if I received a message like that... I would probably run like hell.... Seems like to much to soon and I would be looking for ulterior motives, or am I just that defensive and jaded?¿?¿?¿

RE: Do you think you will really meet the ONE 4 you online?

I look at this as one more opportunity to meet people and who knows one of those people may be the guy for me... but I´m not putting all my eggs in this basket... I continue to go out, stay active and meet people in real life. The thing that I find strange is that while living in the states I never really felt like I fit in, my attitudes were so different from most of the people I knew. Living in Ibiza I finally feel like I fit in somewhere and have made some wonderful friends but I´m finding that most of the men I am attracted to on this site seem to be back in the USA...

Yes... I can take it as well as give it! Hope this gives you a laugh!

Me too... parking tickets, drive through tellets etc... I can never reach! i have the shortest arms...

Yes... I can take it as well as give it! Hope this gives you a laugh!

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:


'Please note that this Bank is installing a new Drive-through ATM machine enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.


Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.


After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!


1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9 Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.


SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO THE LADIES who can handle it.. And they need a laugh, too!

Remember! A lady sent it to me. She was laughing, too.

RE: To be taken in as good fun!

Well done lola and stephen!

RE: When women are looking for a man to marry , Not date . What matters most ?

That we connect and are capable of having...

A relationship without drama, based on trust, respect and love. A relationship where your partner is your best friend, your lover.

A relationship where you work together supporting each other´s strengths and weakness´s in order to create a life together, to help each other achieve their goals.

A relationship that jealousy, ego and mistrust aren´t a part of.

A relationship in which you celebrate each other´s achievements and accomplishments without being threatened.

A relationship which is truly balanced with each person equally committed to making their partner happy.


(I posted this on another thread... it pretty much sums up what I´m looking for in a long term relationship)

RE: Anyone quit smoking recently?

Ohhhh I´m jealous! I am so perfectly useless... it takes me about 5 min and then looks like a pregnant toothpick... I´d be lost without my little machine.

They´ve taken all the fun out of smoking pot... it´s so strong now that 2 hits and I´m comatose! I´d be happy with some leaf and a touch of bud... giggly shake we used to call it, it was great fun. Now I only take a hit or two if I can`t sleep...

RE: Anyone quit smoking recently?

Even when I smoked pot I was always useless at rolling... so I use a little silver rolling machine, and the heavier rice paper so it´s nice and white... my friends all tease me about my "posh" rollies

RE: Anyone quit smoking recently?

I don´t actually remember inviting you over...

RE: Anyone quit smoking recently?

... and that is why you cut down so much... no quick easy cigs while you´re driving. You have to really want one if you`re going to go through the hassle of rolling one!

In your case I think the only way you are going to quit is if you truly want to. You had the strength and fortitude to learn to use a prosthetic and carry on your life in what sounds to be a pretty active manner so you obviously have the will power and strength to do what ever you choose to do... doesn´t sound like you´v made that decision about smoking.

RE: Anyone quit smoking recently?

I know what you mean about the expense... by changing to rollups I went from 130 euros a month to 30 euros a month. Huge savings!

RE: Anyone quit smoking recently?

I get the feeling that your quitting is more about work and what you thing you should do, rather then something you´re sincerely want to do. If this is the case... it´s so much harder.

I´ve pretty much accepted the fact that for now I choose to smoke and hopefully there comes a time that I sincerely want to quit... like the first time around. I quit for 14 years the day I found out I was pregnant. I quit cold turkey and never even considered smoking... until my daughter grew up and I bought a bar...

What I have done is change to roll ups, I use pure tobacco none of the 400 and something different chemicals that normal cigs have, I´ve reduced my smoking by about 60 percent, and at some point in the future I´m sure I´ll decide that I no longer smoke and that will be the end of it.

If your mind isn´t truly committed to wanting to quit... maybe a bit of hypnotherapy in addition to the meds...

RE: What good thing happened during your day?

mmmmm and that was just the warm up....

RE: Fair is fair!

When a person loses weight often other things change as well.. they can become more energetic, more confident and happier in themselves... or who´s to say that person wouldn´t have fallen in love with them before they lost weight? Regardless... why would you leave a loving relationship for a payback? Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face!

RE: What good thing happened during your day?

I respect a guy who doesn´t kiss and tell.

RE: Instrumentals...

Any of the Cafe del Mar compilation cd´s... they´re also great for making love...

RE: what is your favorite way to kiss

?¿ What¿?¿?

RE: what is your favorite way to kiss

Well I could... but it´s gonna cost you!

RE: Time for another of my "kinder, more "gentle" questions...

I agree with you kid... if it´s that difficult maybe you´re with the wrong person? If you each care about each other then isn´t it a joy to do things you know makes your partner happy, isn´t it more about what you can share then what you take?

RE: what is your favorite way to kiss

Mmmm I love kissing... starting with soft hesitant breathy kisses, barley brushing lips slightly parted... soft flickering tongue lightly tasting his mouth...

Damn now I´ve gone and got myself all hot and bothered...

RE: Time for another of my "kinder, more "gentle" questions...

I made a huge mistake with my marriage. I ended an amazing relationship with the man who was right for me and married a man who fit my families idea of a proper mate. Sometimes we try so hard to fit into the norm of how we were raised and what our families values are that we lose who we are for a while... but when you reconnect with yourself you realize that what suits others doesn´t always suit you.

I know better know and if I ever meet the right guy for me again I won´t let the opinions of those around me influence the decisions I make.

RE: do guys really like nice gals?

Well I wasn´t fishing for a compliment... but thanks kid... you´re not so bad yourself!

RE: Do girls really want the nice guy?

Women are attracted to strength and to a degree power. Where so many women go wrong is in mistaking assertivness or agressivness for strength. A man with true strength never has to prove it to anyone. Where a lot of guys go wrong is in thinking that if they act like a doormat it makes them a nice guy... women want a man they can respect.

RE: So, happy campers...

While I enjoy all the friends I´ve met on CS, my major goal is to actually meet someone and so if I find someone interesting I quickly move on to the talking on the phone stage... I accepted an IM and ten minutes later gave him my number, I was curious to see if he could make me laugh as much voice to voice as on IM.

RE: Whats the last thing you put in your mouth......

Awwww are you sick? If you were coming to Ibiza I could make you some chicken soup... but since you`re going to Myconos you`ll have to settle for "steak"

RE: How important is freedom to you in life ?

And the govt loves that... because everytime someone wants the government or the law to deal with an issue they should accept responsibility for themselves they are giving up a little more of their freedom and allowing more govt. control. It gets so frustrating... I moved halfway around the world!