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RE: Why Is on Line Dating so Hard?

nice try but thats not the proper procedure....


you must first be neked, then pay the fee, in other words just lay there for a quick three seconds..... then and only then, i may consider letting ya take the quad for a ride !!!!







grin

RE: Why Is on Line Dating so Hard?

sorry... no can do....



first you must pay the fee and ask properly !!!!!




scold

RE: Online VS real life

they wont let me in..... i guess they like it to be competitive !!!!!


dunno

RE: Is Anybody Sober

well.... alrighty then ......




dunno

RE: Online VS real life

yup.... but i already knew id be missing out in those things:

lifetime of misery
unrewarded efforts
pointless waste of time and energy
inaccurate perceptions' expectations

.... and the list goes on !!!!!



dancing

RE: When a man loves a woman...........

you do what you have to do......






..... and i'll just keep on being the dumb, crude, asswipe that i am...... !!!!!



grin

RE: Is Anybody Sober

cool.....



just make sure the pics are not of beaches or tropical crap.....




neked hot chicks will work just fine !!!!!!!



grin

RE: When a man loves a woman...........

*comment witheld on account of known information*



comfort

RE: Online VS real life

the delivery is just as fast.... 3 seconds from the time the pants hit the floor till the moment im asleep !!!!



head banger head banger head banger

RE: Should race matter in the business of love

of course race should be a key component of any relationship !!!!!!!doh doh



the first one to get off is the first one to fall asleep..... !!!!!


3 seconds baby.... i bet none of yall can beat me on that race !!!!

RE: Online VS real life

well.... so DONT blink.... !!!!!


and if yall do.... well.... its yalls problem, not mine !!!!



doh

RE: When a man loves a woman...........

.... and then he'll off himself
or die a slow painful death

which is proven by the fact that
women live longer than men.....

RE: Online VS real life

damn right.....


all yall have to do is be neked and say the magic words ("drop em")


trust me, pants will be down before you can finish the "drop" part !!!!!



head banger head banger head banger

RE: When a man loves a woman...........

.... he soon realized his mistake and off'ed himself !!!!!!


grin grin

RE: Is Anybody Sober

rum&coke and screwdrivers baby !!!!



its the only way to go !!!!!




dont worry.... i send yall a postcard from Vegas !!!!!!!



head banger head banger head banger

RE: Online VS real life

i feel your pain..... !!!!!




grin

RE: Is Anybody Sober

naw... i'll just stay off the beer altogether and just hit the hard A right off the bat !!!!!


.... and just maybe instead of a $150 daily bar tab, i'd only spend 80 or so !!!!!


doh doh

RE: Online VS real life

yes you did.... for a minute i thought i was gonna get arrested by the popo !!!!! lol

RE: Online VS real life

well.... you could have just told me you dont like me.... you didnt have hit me below the belt to make your point !!!!!!


dunno



grin

RE: Online VS real life

good to be back.......












i guess !!!





mumbling

RE: Is Anybody Sober

well... i sure as hell dont drink it for the taste !!! what kind of fool does that??????


i drink it for the alcohol content !!!! and considering that yall claim it has more alcohol than ours, im guessing that yall must have flunked Chemistry back in High School..... cos 10 of yours gave me no buzz yet 10 Coronas got me a third of the way to F..ed up Land !!!!!!

RE: Online VS real life

let me see if i can keep the answer to those questions as short as possible.....






YES !!!!!





doh

RE: Is Anybody Sober

you said it....not me !!!!!!


dunno

RE: Is Anybody Sober

neither......




.... its the hungover one !!!!!



doh

RE: Is Anybody Sober

i didnt do it.... nobody saw me doing it.... you cant prove anything !!!!!!!!



angel

RE: Is Anybody Sober

yeah.... not much to say about canadian beer.... i found it to be expensive and not very smooth... i ended up sticking with Corona !!!!!.....

till i started hitting the hard A..... then the stakes really rose !!!!!


and so did the bill along with em.....


doh doh

RE: Is Anybody Sober

which is why you are so liked up in here.... always the nice gentleman.....



i on the other hand dont share the two most important things in life....



..... beer and ammo.....



if she wants some she can go get her own.... and bring me more while she's at it !!!!!!



grin

RE: What do you think about older women dating younger men?

eeeeeewwwwwwww.......

RE: What single word best describes LOVE ????

pain, mysery, agony. death, hate,



take your pic....



doh

RE: What is the most daring thing that you have done in public?

atta girl.... im liking ya more by the minute !!!!



comfort

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