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RE: How does men see our body?

what you think of my opinion still dont change the fact that yalls stuff gets saggy and cellulite and strech marks are inevitable after cooking one or two in the 'ol oven !!!!!

and that such things are rather unsightly and sometime downright disgusting !!!!!

but i do have to give to some of yall ... some either have great DNA or have taken good care of yerself afterwards cos for some of yall, one cant tell.....

unfortunately those are very small minority in my experience !!!!!

dunno dunno


oh... and thank you for your words of encouragement !!!!!


handshake

RE: The matchmaker

ssssshhhhhh... what he dont know cant hurt him !!!!grin


plus he's got enough wit and cojones to make it happen.... and people actually like him.....


cool

RE: The matchmaker

there ya go... ladies and gents....


if you are having trouble coming up with something witty and interesting to email the man/woman in here that has piqued your interest, refer your requests to DB and he'll happily provide ya with with the words to share.... now... he is NOT offering to take your place in the communication arena... just opening the door.... yall are still the ones who will have to walk through it !!!!!

who knows.... you may soon be sending him an email inviting him to the wedding????



dunno dunno

RE: The matchmaker

devil dude... devil... aint to angel out there capable of handling this !!!!!

cool

RE: The matchmaker

DB ... you can do even better.... !!!!


you can offer to initiate contact for anyone who is unsure or too timid, to send or come up with the all dreaded "first email"... all they have to do is send you an email letting you know who he/she likes and then you check out the profile and come up with a good intro... you send it to the requestor and off he/she goes !!!!

of course... most in here do not need this service... but from some of the threads, there are definitely some who do !!!!


... worst that can happen is no matches are made.... no harm done... but looking at the upside, if it works... even for one couple... you will automatically become DA MAN !!!!


dunno

RE: How does men see our body?

you are wrong.... unfortunately yall are very adept at hidding your "imperfections" !!!!!

doh


plus as its been said.... having kids and your metabolisms are not conducive to a tight bod !!!!!


mumbling

Marriage and Relationships

i wish.... unfortunately precautions are just that... precautions....

bad things DO happen and the only thing we can do is try our best to be prepared to deal with them and hope for the best... dunno

i never said that im all powerful and all knowing !!!


cool

Marriage and Relationships

well again... i DO have love in my life, but there wont be heartbreak unless something really horrible happens and im taking every precaution to ensure that nothing does...

as for a dog... i had 3 so far i've put 2 of them down and the next one will probably be put down in the next few months... damn thing is 105 already !!!!doh

so far i've not had any problems putting em down... other than slight anger after getting the bill !!!!!frustrated

Marriage and Relationships

i understand... and trust me sometimes i do feel like im from another planet or something cos as i said in the original post, EVERYONE i know want the same you do... im just dont... i may be rationalizing but i really do not see ANYTHING that a relationship can bring me that i cant already get yet i see lots of things about said relationships that are extremely unappealing !!!

personally i dont feel alone... i have what ever company i need when ever i need it... im not really a social butterfly so i am perfectly content being alone most of the time !!!

and that's just it... you have to be happy with the consequences of your decisions... if being with someone is what works for ya then you need to be prepared for heartache... dunno dunno

im not afraid to be hurt.... i just dont fall in love and i dont get attached, thus im not suited for relationships... to me its just is a lot harder MAKING friends that it is to drop em on a whim !!!dunno dunno

Marriage and Relationships

do not let anyone in.... problem solved !!!!


doh

Marriage and Relationships

so you are average right?????doh doh doh doh


its ok... nothing wrong with being chunky.... im sure there a many a men out there who appreciate a like extra meat on em bones.... but we are getting off subject here....

now about ohio.....




grin

Marriage and Relationships

well... anything can be a success with the right person so yup i agree with ya ma'am....


cheers

Marriage and Relationships

hell yeah.... its not whinney and everything makes sense !!!!!


how could i not like it??????


dunno

Marriage and Relationships

dude... you are waaaaayyyyy behind.... we now have pigs designing NASA's latest space shuttles !!!!!



professor

Marriage and Relationships

there ya go..... a world full of non-PMS'ing chicks high as kites.....


im soooo glad i wouldnt be around to see that !!!!!


doh

Marriage and Relationships

agreed....

especially the part about both people being on the same page.... which brings me to my current dating philosphy....

women who are willing to "this is nice... we'll see" ONLY are rare (and im assuming guys are too... i just have a thing about dating dudes.... kinda against my religion)... therefore, i find it unlikely if not downright impossible that i will ever date one chick under said premise.... thus, i might as well have fun, play around and get my needs met (safely and legally of course) until my plumbing stops working at which point i can just play chess in the park !!!!

dunno

Marriage and Relationships

well.... PMS for one !!!!!professor

Marriage and Relationships

well put and i agree..... question is are most people looking for the "this is IT" or the "this is nice.... and we'll see"


#2 sounds perfectly good to me !!!!!!!!


head banger

Marriage and Relationships

oh i've learned alright....


learned to NEVER AGAIN !!!!!doh doh


lets face it... some people are the marrying type.....


im NOT one of them !!!!!


dunno

Marriage and Relationships

hey... me neither... except for maybe the jumping of a cliff things..... that just sounds like something you'll only do ONCE !!!!dunno


kinda the way i see the whola marriage thing come to think of it !!!!


grin

Marriage and Relationships

hmmmmmmmm.......



grin

Marriage and Relationships

right on sista.....



just one thing tho....



my name IS NOT jose !!!!



just saying .....dunno

Marriage and Relationships

you aint missing much !!!!



doh

Marriage and Relationships

i'd say at least 5 years.... and cohabitation is a must for at least 2 of those years.....


only then can i say that i "somewhat" know someone !!!!!


head banger

Marriage and Relationships

besides that yall are psycho... no ... not really !!!!!


dunno

Marriage and Relationships

i said my FRIENDS !!!


you are THE ENEMY (and the competition) and thus will be dealt with with extreme prejudice !!!!


i like to "reach out and touch somebody"..... come on over, im running short on moving targets !!!!


grin grin



cheers

Marriage and Relationships

head banger head banger head banger

Marriage and Relationships

well... more power to you....


again... its not something that i can understand at the moment....


as i've said in the past... im NEVER getting married again.... and if by some miracle i happen to change my mind... my friends have strict instructions to put two in the chest and one in the head !!!!!



cool

EMOTIONS

amen sista !!!!!



head banger

Marriage and Relationships

roget that ma'am....


I AM an angel tho..... and a vigin too !!!!


angel angel

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