MetalMilitia Forum Posts

Sep 8, 2010

RE: What is the most daring thing that you have done in public?

i really could care less what you make..... so long as you cook it !!!!

hell you dont even have to cook it.... jus turn the damn oven on !!!!!

what do you wear UNDER the apron?????

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Sep 8, 2010

RE: What is the most daring thing that you have done in public?

havent made up my mind yet..... is your oven in proper working condition???

are you opposed to regular bake-offs (you know.... practice)????

how good a "cook" are you???

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Sep 8, 2010

RE: What is the most daring thing that you have done in public?

naw...im lactose intolerant.....

but this IS important information a potential suitor may want to know.... after all after you are done baking one for him, he would want him/her to be fed !!!!!

see.... im matching you up as we speak.... free of charge !!!!!!

you can thank me later .....

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Sep 8, 2010

RE: Do you think you are like your horoscope sign?

i havent in over a month... why would i start now ??????

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Sep 8, 2010

RE: What is the most daring thing that you have done in public?

damn... i knew you brits drove on the wrong side of the road.... but i didnt know you also switch the words around in movie titles?????

is there ANYTHING yall can do right??????

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Sep 8, 2010

RE: Do you think you are like your horoscope sign?

steak would be nice...... bloody

after that just get neked and go wait for me in bed.... i'll be in there as soon as the game is over !!!!!!

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Sep 8, 2010

RE: Do you think you are like your horoscope sign?

about time you made yourself useful !!!!!!

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Sep 8, 2010

RE: Do you think you are like your horoscope sign?

oh boy!!!!!

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Sep 8, 2010

RE: Do you think you are like your horoscope sign?

ok... now im REALLY shocked......

im sure there is an explosion just waiting to go off now !!!!!!

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Sep 8, 2010

RE: Do you think you are like your horoscope sign?

not exactly the word i had in mind......

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Sep 8, 2010

RE: Do you think you are like your horoscope sign?

well... now THAT explains a lot !!!!!

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Sep 8, 2010

RE: The Warning Signs of Insanity...

there are only 3 accurate signs of insanity:

1. you have breasteses

2. your predominant hormone is estrogen

3. you squat to go pee

having just one of those is a sure indicator that you will go insane in your lifetime....

having all three means you are already insane !!!!

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Sep 8, 2010

RE: Tired of being single, where can i find my perfect woman?

perfectchicksdontexist.com

you're welcome !!!!!!

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Sep 7, 2010

RE: Too much too soon

gotta work tonight.....

they kinda frown upon if we show up with alcohol on our breath !!!!!

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Sep 7, 2010

RE: Too much too soon

oh you two timing evil person you !!!!!!!

not that im surprised of course......

after all... you ARE woman !!!!

and a brit one at that !!!!!!

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Sep 7, 2010

RE: What does she mean?

they want you to cut down on your drinking?????

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Sep 7, 2010

RE: So one day, you come into the forums and

well.... you got the "wildly" part right..... but so far there aint no self throwing going on !!!!!

just a lot of blah blah blah blah blah......

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Sep 7, 2010

RE: So one day, you come into the forums and

... and then some .....

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Sep 7, 2010

RE: So one day, you come into the forums and

damn straight bro....

and im on fire this morning !!!!!!

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Sep 7, 2010

RE: So one day, you come into the forums and

1. too many to list

2. simple.... just get neked and put out

3. cos what dont grow on my head has to grow somewhere!!

4. those are the good ones... you should see the ones when im happy

5. while burping the alphabet !!!

hope that helps !!!

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Sep 7, 2010