MetalMilitia Forum Posts (576)

RE: Turn ons

there is no crunch line... just a "aaaaaahhhhhh" after my 3 seconds of exertion !!!!!!


and then im out !!!!!

RE: Turn ons

i told ya !!!!!!



yall just dont listen !!!!!!

RE: Turn ons

fine, i'll sprinkle some garlic on the pizza pockets, fill the kiddie pool in the backyard with the hose and i'll put on a toga !!!


are you wet yet????

RE: Turn ons

pizza pockets anyone?????????

RE: Turn ons

well its not like its plainly obvious... you kinda have to pay attention !!!!!

RE: Turn ons

freaking canadians... yall are too damn picky !!!!!!

RE: Turn ons

yeah... no help there.... im still screwed !!!!

or havent you been reading the forums????.... i have NO intellect !!!!


i DO, however, have the Neanderthal thing down to a science !!!!!

RE: Turn ons

damn... im screwed either way !!!!!!

RE: Turn ons

how about 9/10 and 1/10?????


and i can put my pants on... and even work the button and the zipper !!!!!

RE: Why you are Unhappy.

well you can borrow my weapon for that... but not my gun... cos the weapon is for shooting and the gun....



... well that one is for FUN !!!!!!

RE: How does men see our body?

naw dude... i like it barren down there.... if i need to floss i can just go to my bathroom.....

RE: How does men see our body?

which is exactly WHY he IS my hero !!!!!

RE: How does men see our body?

well... you can always "double bag" her !!!!!


but yeah... i like the whole patriotic theme going on.... kind of like puttin on a leather flying pilot jacket thus assuming your "wingman" role !!!

RE: How does men see our body?

well I DID say that there are the few exceptions out there... problem is just that... they are few....

one thing is for sho... i was recently in Vancouver BC and also in Spain last Feb... and one thing that was painfully obvious just walking around is that there are a lot LESS fatties there than here ... but thats another subject... !!!!

bottom line is, attraction is attraction... it is subjective but it is what it is.... i never said WHAT my standards are... i just said that i WILL NOT date women im NOT attracted to.... and that stretch marks, sagginess and such are not attractive

and yes... hugh Hefner IS my hero !!!!!!

RE: How does men see our body?

i could have told you THAT !!!!!!!

RE: How does men see our body?

the face is not a problem... that's what paper bags are for !!!!!

RE: How does men see our body?

well yeah... we are not a heck of a lot better... only difference is our problems are generally genetic and caused by lack of maintenance... whereas yalls problems are inevitable ... unlees of course you never fire up the oven in the first place !!!!!


and yes I AM shallow... if a chick is unattractive to me i WILL NOT date her.....

happy to know that there are those who can date anything no matter how unappealing it may be !!!!

RE: Why you are Unhappy.

well.... alrighty then.....

RE: Why you are Unhappy.

and who the hell is Jean Kerr???????



i prefer: "do you feel lucky? well... do you? punk !!" Dirty Harry

RE: Why you are Unhappy.

ok fine....




you are superficial !!!!!

RE: How does men see our body?

i love it when you call me names !!!!!

RE: How does men see our body?

well turn on the faucet and let the plumbing get a lil work and you'll feel better in no time....


and if its clogged, you can always use the ol "snake".... just make sure you work it in nice and slow.... wouldnt wanna cause bigger problems by breaking a seal or something ~!!!!!

RE: How does men see our body?

well yeah... most people are not too keen on hearing complete honesty, especially when it IS rather blunt !!!!

RE: How does men see our body?

hey... our plumbing fixin skillz are not just in the knowing.... but if the ability to overcome "unsightly obstacles" !!!!!

RE: How does men see our body?

well..... no need to worry about that....


we are also very good at closing our eyes and visualizing Megan Fox or someone like that !!!!!

RE: How does men see our body?

well you may or may not be right... i dont know you nor your friends... im just saying that odds are someone at some point in your life likely will have described you to someone else...


but as i say... its cardinal rule #1.... you will never know what was said and if you were to ask there will be a resounding "no" given as the answer... we are fully aware of the consequences !!!!

trust me, yall have NO idea of what "locker room" talk is all about and yall never will..... i doubt there is another dude in here that will admit to have talked to other dudes about their woman.... but the fact remains most of us... if not all have at one point or another....

RE: How does men see our body?

thats cos we are pretty slick at making sure yall dont hear it....


trust me we all do.... i know every imperfection of my friends partners and they know every one of my partner's !!!


its a pretty safe bet that most women whose gotten neked for a dude has had their body (good or bad) described to another dude in great detail !!!!

RE: How does men see our body?

which is why you triple up on em rubbers !!!!


plus she's rich... i can sue her if i get it !!!!

RE: How does men see our body?

id still do Paris !!!

at least i know she's got skillz!!!

RE: The matchmaker

no... but i have a "compound" i can hole up in !!! barbed wired, surrounded by a mine field and im stocked with plenty of guns and ammo.... im covered !!!!