MetalMilitiaMetalMilitia Forum Posts (576)

RE: Question for the men @ ladies...

no dude... once they go frigid (and they all do) they never come back especially since they let themselves go in the process!!!!


best thing is to trade her for a newer model !!!!!



professor

RE: Question for the men @ ladies...

i'd explain my earlier post (which you obviously missed) but i dont feel like it !!!!!


tongue

RE: Question for the men @ ladies...

if a chick could get a woody then she wouldnt be a chick....!!!!


doh doh doh


... and thus would probably be fun to hang out with !!!!!



grin

RE: Question for the men @ ladies...

just remember.....




CLOCKWISE !!!!!!!



professor

RE: Question for the men @ ladies...

phew... thank you sooooo very much... i was so concerned that you would never be able to forgive me !!!!!!



doh

RE: Question for the men @ ladies...

sorry.... i dont listen to elton dung.... as soon as i saw the glasses i clicked off !!!!

its against my religion !!!!


doh doh

RE: Question for the men @ ladies...

why not?????


that picture happens to portray one of my proudest moments.... and it catches me on my good side....


plus i dont smile often but i tell you what... i was smile THAT time !!!!



grin

RE: Question for the men @ ladies...

glad i could be of assistance and provide yall with some good edumacation !!!!


professor

RE: what do women wanna hear when a guy emails them on the site?

roger that.....



cheers

RE: what do women wanna hear when a guy emails them on the site?

head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger



awesome song.... already have in on my ipod but the ending is not the same.....



right on !!!!!!!

RE: what do women wanna hear when a guy emails them on the site?

just got back from the gym woman.... although i fear it may be the last time in a while.... but i'll keep my fingers cross when i see the orthopedic surgeon tomorrow !!!!!!


mumbling



and i WONT be buying you lunch.... YOU'LL be MAKING it for me !!!!


doh

RE: what do women wanna hear when a guy emails them on the site?

you just better hope i DONT ever make it down yonder woman.... for if i do, you gonna be hating life !!!!!!



scold scold

RE: what do women wanna hear when a guy emails them on the site?

as soon as i find one of those i'll start being respectful !!!!!



doh doh



hi ho ... hi ho... and off to jail i go !!!!!


grin

RE: what do women wanna hear when a guy emails them on the site?

no but clubbing her over the head and draggin her back there by the hair is !!!!!!



head banger

RE: what do women wanna hear when a guy emails them on the site?

you mean a hot chick that puts out, cooks cleans brings me beer and comes equipped with duct tape??????


i am a waiting......................


doh doh

RE: what do women wanna hear when a guy emails them on the site?

who cares what THEY want?????frustrated


its all about US.....


just tell em: "yo woman, i like your (insert body part here) and i want you to put out, cook, clean keep the beers coming and keep yer mouth shut"


now... here is the tricky part... they ALL say they dont want to hear that, but they do... they just dont want us to think so... its all about mind games with them !!!!


so just stick to that line until one of them bites... trust me sooner or later one will !!!!!!



grin

RE: Haw many vegetarians/vegans are on CS?

dont tempt me... i'll bring some of my "special" sausage down to knoxville... where ever the hell that is !!!!!



cool

RE: Haw many vegetarians/vegans are on CS?

see if you eat grass... all you get is grass... if you eat fruit all you get is food... if you eat carbs all you get is carbs.....



but if you eat meat......




you get it ALL !!!!!!!



professor

RE: steamiest video

i would but i dont know how to transfer it from my video camera to my computer !!!!!!!



dunno

RE: Haw many vegetarians/vegans are on CS?

im a vegetarian.....


cows eat green crap... i eat cows... therefore i eat green crap !!!!!!!


professor professor


and just so as not to lose much of the nutrients for said green crap, i barely even cook the cow !!!!

RE: steamiest video

now that was better... if only the camera stayed with the chick and she was neked with another chick !!!!!!!!mumbling

RE: steamiest video

bad bad title for this thread... here i am thinking we are gonna see some nekedness and hot chicks (maybe a couple of them playing with each other... and what do i get????

some freaking stupid smoke and to make it worse... COUNTRY music....

talk about ruining a mood !!!!!

doh doh doh doh

RE: Turn ons

they are.....





.... from a shot glass !!!!!!grin grin grin

RE: Turn ons

tetchy?????


is that Australian for "touchy" .... or is it another tit comment ????



confused confused



grin

RE: Turn ons

i dont know where she was from.... i dont ask such trivial questions.... and no, her name was not relevant either !!!!


doh doh

RE: Turn ons

hmmmm let me see.,.....


shot glasses...... breasteses..... ????dunno


shot glasses..... breasteses.....????dunno dunno


hmmmmmmm....



do i really have to say it ??????confused



doh

RE: Turn ons

have to admit



IT DID turn me on !!!!



grin

RE: Turn ons

naw.... it was a Tequila jello shot....



.... off of the breastal area of course !!!!!!



cool

RE: Turn ons

i try ma'am... i try !!!!


dunno

RE: Turn ons

OF COURSE i dont listen !!!!


that's yalls job....!!!!doh doh



we just run our mouths, watch the games, drink beers and get use yall for our "release" before going to sleep !!!!!!


doh

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