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RE: Troll 101

hey.... more power to you if you are having fun while im lmao !!!!!


im not opposed to others having their fun.... so long as it dont interfere with mine !!!!!


cheers

RE: Formal Date what do you wear?

what kind of idiotic comment is that?????


ANY date worth having should take place somewhere where clothes do not need to be worn.... and the only activity that should take place is getting laid !!!!!

everything else is a waste of time and money !!!!!



doh doh doh

RE: seeing someone vs dating

just get it on regularly until he gets bored and/or finds someone else !!!!!!



doh

RE: Formal Date what do you wear?

and getting two barrels of double odd buck in the process !!!!!!



head banger head banger head banger

RE: Formal Date what do you wear?

nothing.... laying pipe is easier while neked !!!


doh

RE: Cupcakes For Breakfast, Countdown to Bedtime, Everything in Between!

got the ashes.... lost my work car, before my new one is ready and im now in a bad mood....


someone tonight is not gonna have a good night when i come to their house !!!!!!!



very mad

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

will take yer word for it ma'am.....


beer

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

can you imagine what this world would be like if there were three of us ???????doh


i dont think its big enough to handle the mischief !!!!!!







.... it WOULD be a lot of fun tho... that's fo sho !!!!!



dunno

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

naw... im too cute to be copied !!!!!



plus the mold got destroyed as soon as i hatched !!!!!


grin

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

amen to that bro !!!!!!



cheers

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

show me a lady and i'll consider the soft crap thing !!!!!!



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



tho i thought yall like it hard better ????dunno dunno

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

well.... that's ok.....


i mean... hell its not like any of yall can handle any more than just 3 seconds of MY roughness !!!!!



doh doh doh

RE: I did a search for men seeking women within 50 miles of me....

im not picky.... !!!


she just needs to be hot and put out is all !!!!!


that cant be too much to ask for??????






dunno dunno

RE: I did a search for men seeking women within 50 miles of me....

yeah i did the same for chicks.... except i expanded it lil more... 250 miles and "any" for everything else....


i got 50 or so hits.... none of which were smaller or cuter than me !!!!!!!!!!



and so i decided.... i guess i wont be dating online!!!!!!!doh

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

i didnt insult the buckeyes.... i just stated a fact.... they suck !!!!!


and no.... you will NEVER see me in church.... it would be a case of instant combustion for me to enter one !!!!!!


doh

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

you will buT me nothing !!!!!


and College Football sucks anyways.....



just like the Buckeyes !!!!!!



doh

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

well for one, that aint happening....

and secondly, and according to the OP, yall dont like biting anyways !!!!

and lastly, biting does nothing for me and since its ALL about me all yall get is 3 seconds.... which means no time for biting !!!!


doh

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

we know.....




.... its called "lack of a sense of humor" !!!!!!


doh

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

well there is certainly nothing from ohio thats worth listening to thats fo sho !!!!!!!


professor

RE: What is useful going to china for the first time?

a passport !!!!!!




doh

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

a chick who cant hear what she's told ...... shocking !!!!!!doh doh doh

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

both!!!!!





head banger head banger




now quit with the flowers thing..... ammo or beer only !!!!!!doh



but thanks for the teddy... they make great targets !!!!!



cheers

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

always!!!!!



someone's got to set yall straight !!!!



doh

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

nope....



i just take em to a place to spend a few nights where they cant work !!!!!


and they HATE me for it !!!!! head banger head banger head banger




cool

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

hell yeah !!!!


its all about me..... who cares about yall getting yours???????



doh doh doh

RE: Mistakes men make in bed!

not guilty!!!!!!



3 seconds is not enough time for any of those to be a factor!!!!!



head banger head banger head banger

RE: What kind of partner would u choose...

two simple things.....



she must be hot




and she must put out !!!!!!




doh

RE: Why Is on Line Dating so Hard?

and it wasnt 500 bucks...... that was just for alcohol !!!!!


overall if was probably double !!!!



doh

RE: Why Is on Line Dating so Hard?

and who says imma forget the 9 seconds up there any time soon??????



angel

RE: Why Is on Line Dating so Hard?

10psi

just tightened the cap back up

i wouldnt hold my breath.....doh doh doh

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