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RE: INSANE ASYLIM

Paranoia will destroy ya, lol. I just got back from my meeting. Ain't nothing like telling another nut who has 12 more years than you to keep coming back and them telling you thanks, lol. I talked to Bill, a good friend who was needing a tutor for algebra that he is taking. I was explaining a little algebra to him and he said oh so you know algebra? I said I flunked algebra but I will try to help and maybe together we can figure it out or we might can find some one who knows something about algebra. He told me where he lives and I plan on visiting him later. It is great to meet new friends. Hey, I got a joke. There is this guy in the insane asylum and he is listening to others tell what they plan to do when they get out of the insane asylum. One says he plans to be a doctor since he has been around a lot of patients. One lady says she plans to be a horticulturist because she has been around a lot of blooming idiots. They ask him why he keeps m**turbating with this large nut and he says I am nucking futs. I ain't ever getting out of here, lol.

RE: i need some advice

I like chocolate cake and hope I can get mom to bake me one on my birthday coming up.

RE: i need some advice

I love his song, Promise You, it is one of my favorites.

RE: Good Byes Hurt

I loved reading it, Sharon. Thanks for posting it. It is so beautiful. Been there done that in some parts you wrote. I am so glad you are still here. What a comfort you share with many. :)

RE: i need some advice

Good advice and taking notes.

Roy

RE: INSANE ASYLIM

I hear ya there, Laurie. I am afraid of doctors and it is great to have friends when you are here. The padded room helps me from hurting myself but who is going to protect me from the doctor?

RE: i need some advice

TheBigDog, hi. First step, after each post put your name at bottom like your signature until people get to know you or otherwise since people like taking shortcuts you might get to be known as just 'the'. Second step, be aware of your surroundings and in tune with yourself. We are given two ears and one mouth. This is let us know that hearing or being aware is more important than speaking or voicing ourself in typing on here. Third step, learn to be yourself and not fake. Fourth step, if you have a sense of humor use it. Humor can help you with the nervousness if that is a problem. It can put you at ease and them, too. Fifth step, get involved in what others are saying. Friendship is the best foundation to build any quality type of relationship. Six step, accept reality for if it is meant to happen then it will happen. This is when you learn that friendship is better than love since you can have several friendships. Take advantage of the forum because there are insights that are added daily. You can go back to old threads and learn much. The interactions tell much because it is all saved. Seventh step, don't be afraid to make mistakes since all humans make mistakes and given a chance humans will pick other humans instead of blowup dolls and androids that are perfect. Eighth step, remember that women are people, too. When you relate to them it is better to be casual like talking to a mother, sister or female co-worker. Ninth step, try to find a topic that you both can relate with or one that is important to you. Chances are something might click. Even if you don't the experience will help you. Tenth step, study cat and mouse. Sometimes you might be the chser or sometimes you might be the chased. Be aware that others may be interested in you. Eleventh step, take advice in whatever form in may come in. It may be in many forms and even in books. Twelth step, above all just have fun. Fun is the meaning of life, lol.

I am working on a book called 'How I Became Perfect', lol. It may take years and I may never be able to finish it, lol.

RE: INSANE ASYLIM

Oh ok, you are the doctor. I am laying down. Give me your diagmosis. I can take it, doc, It is hard to take laying down that my other brain doesn't count but I am willing to accept that I need help, lol.

RE: Just Dating

I rechecked on a person today. It was a nice experience and we shared just a little but I think it could be the start of something or maybe not. I think it is nice to put your feelers out there and just check the waters before diving in. I tried a tactic and even though it was unsuccessful in reality the theory worked out.

RE: What Is Your Dangerous Idea

Well a mind is a terrible thing to waste, lol.

RE: INSANE ASYLIM

Ok, I am ready for my meds. Now that I have two brains I need twice the dose, lol.

RE: What Is Your Dangerous Idea

That is why it is better to have more than just one mind, Lutz, lol.

RE: That first cigarette

They told me cigarettes would stunt my growth. Just think I could of been atleast 7 foot tall by now.

RE: What have you learned from past relationships and how is that helping you now?

You should of seen her when she was blue. I still liked that one picture. She liked cheese then.

RE: If morality was not an issue-would you prefer

I take this to be all or just kissing the one you wanted. It seems to be the same person. The questions seems to contradict itself. Insufficient data. Need more input.

RE: Does no one chat to each other on this thing?

Oh ok, getting right on it , lol. Aha, a breastman just like his dad. Oh, I am so proud.

RE: Does no one chat to each other on this thing?

So how is our cyber baby? Does he need anything, hon?

RE: What have you learned from past relationships and how is that helping you now?

Nice new picture, Lene. :)

RE: This is a fun place

Hi, Jalex. Come join in on the fun. :)

RE: What Is Your Dangerous Idea

Well atleast you won't get stuck driving, lol. Hey, he might have to frisk ya, lol, to make sure you didn't have a card, lol.

RE: Whatever happend to...?

Well we could always keep working at it till we got it right, lol.

RE: Whatever happend to...?

Oh ok, lol. They call us hillbillies hickies, too, since we live out in the sticks and boonies, lol.

RE: who

I liked the female Murphy better, lol.

RE: Whatever happend to...?

Can you make the teethmarks last, lol?

RE: communication

Yeah, taste the rainbow, lol.

RE: How Many are actually Who They Say They Are?

Yup, I am actually this screwed up in person, too, lol. I am getting better though thanks to my friends in here. I ain't bawling my eyes out today and this hell is easier to live with one day at a time. Because of this place I don't have to take crap off anybody at work and I have gained their respect, too. I can stand on my two feet and go eyeball to eyeball with any of them.

RE: Assertive Confrontation without Aggression

Yes, listen to what they have to say and pay close attention. Then when they are done ranting then it is your turn. There is always two sides to every story just like Karla told me. Forget about right or wrong because that might just be somebody's opinion. Deal with the issue at hand. Live in the moment. If it works don't fix it but if it is broke fix it. A small problem can lead to bigger problems.

RE: Are There Any Traits Or Characteristics Your Ex's Share? Or Are They All Different?

You are right, Lene. It was the only way I had to learn. I don't learn quick. I have always been a slow learner.

RE: I'm going to go out on a limb on this one...but I need to vent.......

Yup, insane. Save the mother and the child. It is hard enough growing up in this world and a baby needs all the help it can get. Do what you know to be right and screw them.

RE: Your prized possessions

My dog, Mo. My computer. My two hundred year old anvil that takes two men to lift. It is the last thing I have that my dad gave me. It is heavy as hell, lol, but it is older than me and we brought it from Frankfort, Germany. Ain't nobody geting my anvil, lol.

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