RE: CAT'S Thread- for cat lovers...

wooops, sorry Cat I'm a dog lover handshake

RE: good things about being alone

It's tidier and there is no routine as far as meals or such like go, I'm free to come and go as I please, no disagreements....but at times I would like to have all these things back again! dunno

RE: Who was your Teenage idol ?

We're all going to show our age now! Mine was David Cassidy but I have a middle aged idol now...Johnny Depp!wow wow

RE: new to being a mom

No'one can really help you with this one unless they live nearby and can recommend somebody. The best advice is to go by word of mouth, recommendations.

RE: men

why do women go with married men: dunno

RE: would you pay>?

I do like men fighting over me!!!!!!!kiss kiss

RE: would you pay>?

But Len you got in there first with the flower, Fabs just don't know how to treat a lady!

RE: would you pay>?

Ok can you dance salsa and will there be Spanish vino?dancing wine

RE: would you pay>?

Wow cheap date you're on!kiss wine

RE: would you pay>?

Depends how much do you charge?

RE: Are men that cheap they don't offer you a drink at the movies anymore?

Maybe his pocket money didn't run to paying for a drink and tickets for the movie.

RE: Okay, I get to ask one. This is for the ladies only!

Well its a difficult question but I would say my body resembles the older actresses like Marilyn Monroe when curves were in fashion, and I'm quite happy with that thank you!

RE: Women, who understands them?

MENconfused confused dunno dunno dunno crying crying confused dunno banana banana

RE: dont you just hate being played

Sorry you've had such a let down but it happens to the ladies too. I know guys on other sites (Spanish) who are always hit on by latino ladies searching for a meal ticket, you just have to try and recognise it from the outset before you get hurt.
hug

RE: What Do You Like To Read

Everything! I particularly like biographies to understand the person behind his or her writing. I also like reading the diaries of novelists or poets.

RE: do your pets do anything cute

Hi Debs, my labrador lives with my ex in the UK but I always remember that when I was ill or unhappy he would lie by my side as though he understood and wanted to comfort me. Sometimes when my ex and I speak on the phone Bailey (my dog) recognises my voice and speaks/barks down the phone at me!

RE: THIS IS SO CURRENT IT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

No you wouldn't, its so hot its like a sauna here in the part of Spain I live. Impossible to sleep and electricity bills sky high because I have to have the air conditioning on constantly and shower 3 or 4 times a day. Rarely see rain here which brings its own ecological problems. And the worse thing is that I like to straighten my hair which is naturally wavy but as soon as I step outside it's wavy again frustrated I love it here though!

RE: HEY!LET'S BUILD A FUNNY STORY!!! (be nice...:)

Me?..Well I think Chile, but we will meet again to continue our quest for the perfect man..Good luck!

RE: HEY!LET'S BUILD A FUNNY STORY!!! (be nice...:)

ok...done Panther now lets forget about ridding earth of evil men and spend our riches. I'm sick of all the violence and bloodshed.

RE: HEY!LET'S BUILD A FUNNY STORY!!! (be nice...:)

...happy for a while? Ok what do you suggest? (this is fun)

RE: a desserted island

boring but tuna fish and tomatoes.

RE: HEY!LET'S BUILD A FUNNY STORY!!! (be nice...:)

laugh But of course! My there are 2 potential victims looking at us over there lets...

RE: one thing

perfection!!!!

RE: HEY!LET'S BUILD A FUNNY STORY!!! (be nice...:)

Right no hard feelings let's go out for a girlie night and hunt for our next prey...

RE: HEY!LET'S BUILD A FUNNY STORY!!! (be nice...:)

confused confused
Ok I'll change you back into a woman but that toy soldier is not worth it he is false and not whole...

RE: HEY!LET'S BUILD A FUNNY STORY!!! (be nice...:)

...all was fine until Panther who had previously been a beautiful woman turned on Jan saying,'you made me into this animal, I want to be a woman again, I want to be with a man like you, change be back or...

RE: HEY!LET'S BUILD A FUNNY STORY!!! (be nice...:)

..The evil deed was done, he lay in pieces dead, Jan and Panther walked away on search of...

RE: HEY!LET'S BUILD A FUNNY STORY!!! (be nice...:)

...the wild cat went by the name of Panther, constant companion of Jan the evildoer..Panther sprung and...

RE: HEY!LET'S BUILD A FUNNY STORY!!! (be nice...:)

...he was looking into her eyes and he saw...

RE: HEY!LET'S BUILD A FUNNY STORY!!! (be nice...:)

...just as he happily placed another mouthful of the poisoned apple pie into his mouth.....

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