RE: Maths

Marti,

I'll have to poke some of the witchie thingies in the ribs with this one:

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.




angel help doh smitten

RE: What kind of presents do you like to receive?

Wait until the 7th September! tongue grin

RE: what is your favorite breakfast

hug smitten

RE: TGIF

Hey - every day is the weekend when you're retired! tongue

RE: "La Tomatina"--- Ole!!!

I'm writing a few novels:

'THE TOMATOES OF WRATH' (a future classic of literary talent)

'How I got pulped' ( Ima T. Omato -Japanese version!)

'The return of the pink tomato' (zan French detective tomato genre)

'The life and times of a 21st century tomato' (historicla commentary)

'Pulp fiction - tomato style' (sick, but very funny)

'The tom toms are beating!' (African jungle tomato horror story)

'Tomato the tank engine' (kiddy stuff)

'How to survive in a vegetarian world' (tomatoes have feelings too!)

'How to make tomato free salads' (tomato propaganda book)

Enough?

I think so! sigh

RE: sense

sniff, sniff!

Quite right about the smelling, but then smell and taste are so related and if you can't smell your food doesn't taste good either!

Hey, how are you today?

~smiles~

Robert

RE: only for lovers of parfums

G'day, yihaa - how are you this Wednesday? It is Wednesday, isn't it? Oh......my head hurts! dunno

RE: DE BREVITATE VITAE - LAETITIA & JACOMUS

Keep the windows closed tight or I'll come suck your neck! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: DE BREVITATE VITAE - LAETITIA & JACOMUS

Yeah?

My mum and dad were waiting up for me at 3.30 a.m. making tea and wanted to know all the details!

Heck, I'm 52 and I got the 'third degree'!!!

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: sense

You sound a little like me then!

I take my medication and just hope for the best! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: DE BREVITATE VITAE - LAETITIA & JACOMUS

The CS guys and gals had a get-together over here in Malta.......I met three lovely ladies - it was really pleasant - we met up at an Irish pub at 8 p.m. and we just sat outside and had a few drinks - suddenly it was 1.10 a.m. and time to go home........ I drove fast to make a 2 a.m. ferry back to my island and found it wasn't going until 2.30 - so it was almost 3.30 a.m. before I got back to the villa!wine

RE: DE BREVITATE VITAE - LAETITIA & JACOMUS

I once matched up a guy who loved women with big eyes and lots of mascara - but the lady panda didn't like him! crying

RE: DE BREVITATE VITAE - LAETITIA & JACOMUS

Sorry, I just LOVE match-making! grin

RE: DE BREVITATE VITAE - LAETITIA & JACOMUS

Maybe he should ask you, Dawn! blushing

RE: things to do before you die

G'day Lagoona! How's Buggy Bar? grin

RE: DE BREVITATE VITAE - LAETITIA & JACOMUS

I met a very nice lady locally - she seems to think I am 'adorable'........ should I fix her up with an appointment with a shrink? dunno

RE: DE BREVITATE VITAE - LAETITIA & JACOMUS

brain has a LONG neck? confused rolling on the floor laughing

RE: DE BREVITATE VITAE - LAETITIA & JACOMUS

Thank you! handshake

RE: somebody who makes you breathless, blush, shaky and weak in the knees

Isn't that the dentist? rolling on the floor laughing

RE: DE BREVITATE VITAE - LAETITIA & JACOMUS

thanks for greeting me, mylife (and Dawn) - have you forgiven me for some silly previous posts in a forum then, mylife? (if so, I am delighted)

blushing

RE: DE BREVITATE VITAE - LAETITIA & JACOMUS

Hi funbrainwithguy and all you lovely ladies! grin

RE: only for lovers of parfums

Awesome,

You need a suitcase just for your toiletries!

Do you carry a sign saying:

'Beware - high maintenance woman!' ?????

conversing rolling on the floor laughing

I zink you are like a young Zsa Zsa Gabor....... delightful, charming and dangerous!

angel

RE: Online dating mistakes MEN make

Fascinating, mysterious, deliciously exciting women are 'nice' to have affairs with; straightforward, honest, trustworthy, decent, non-fickle women make better life partners - but we all desire a bit of both in our partners, don't we?

We want somebody we know loves us as we love them, somebody we are proud to be seen with in public, somebody we can adore passionately in private, somebody we don't need to pretend with.......

Human nature has a conflict between the desire for security and excitement - you need maybe both to make a relationship work......and by excitement I don't mean one of you wrecking the house in a passionate display of attention seeking!

love and kisses to y'all,

Robert the third

RE: only for lovers of parfums

Eau de tom cat spray 'number 5' is a 'killer'! crying

RE: Online dating mistakes MEN make

Morning Jacko and Awesome thingy! :)

Boat party

smitten

RE: Next CS Malta meet

Dang - no drunken dancing? conversing

RE: Next CS Malta meet

Wow! Marti and I now think you are WONDERFUL..such a sweet, nice lady! grin batting wine

RE: Next CS Malta meet

Marti says I'm not allowed to accept drinks off 'strange' women! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: marriage

Didn't you know that smoky and wedward are 'an item'? sigh

hug smitten to you! Marti

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