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Revenge - Have you ever *Paid someone back?*

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I just remembered..

The Millionth time I found out he was cheating:


I slipped (whoops!).. and accidentally mixed cat food into my husbands dinner too.


Anyone want to marry me?

Revenge - Have you ever *Paid someone back?*

(and SOMETIMES I can type without typos)

Revenge - Have you ever *Paid someone back?*

Oo.. I have... In my younger *non sensible* years..



When I first found out my husband was cheating:

I *Accidentally* sprayed Ralgex (HEAT Spray).. into his work boots.


The second time I found out he was cheating:

I *Accidentally* used his toothbrush to clean wash basin and toilet.



Whoops!.... silly me



(we are long since divorced, and great friends now.. LUCKILY he finds it funny now)





Have you ever got revenge on someone that hurt you?

RE: I thought you could be trusted...

::: looks with beady eyes :::

RE: I thought you could be trusted...

My motto too

RE: has anybody ever hired a private detective

Nope, I totally agree.

If I had my time over.. I would have ended it immediately.. but then..

I'm a ruthless cow now.

RE: has anybody ever hired a private detective

My husband came in late one night.. kissed me.. and sat next to me.

Then his phone rang, and I could hear this woman SCREAMING down the phone.. *IF YOU DONT TELL HER .. I WILL YOU B*STARD!!**


My husband face was like this >>


I said.. *Ermm what the hell is going on?*...

He said.. *Oh nothing.. she is just a drunk.. anywayyyyy... you want a cup of coffee?*

RE: Big vs. Little

LMAO @ jungle gym

RE: 75% OF PROFILES/PICS ARE PROBALY FAKE !! WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CARNIVAL MASKED BALL ??

hahah I met someone once who had said he was 5'10...

Well Im 5'6? 5'7 ?

and he was shorter than me!

RE: love wasn't put in your heart to stay.love isn't love till you give it away.

Some will pop out when you least expect it.. im sure its just well guarded

RE: has anybody ever hired a private detective

::: passes duct tape ::

RE: has anybody ever hired a private detective

ha! yeah riiiiiiiiiiiight.. she could TRY...

I asked my husband for 10yrs!... and he still managed to make me think it was in my mind.


Never mind eh? all water under the bridge now

RE: How many email addresses do you have?

4I think.. well 4 I use.. and some others I don't. lol

One for work..

1 for personal email. (family etc)

a 'Stranger email' account haha

and a sign up for junky websites one.

RE: Big vs. Little

Oh yeah.. too *Big* is horrible I think.. and quite limiting.. lol

Plus I like to be able to walk.. AND keep my ovaries in the place they were intended to live.

RE: Big vs. Little

haha well I have to say.. I used to have a BF who was huuuge.. ( i remember thinking.. 'there is NO WAY thats gonna fit!!') haha

He was awwwful in the *Bedroom Dept*...

and on the flip side.. another BF... was WEENY... and he MORE than made up for it..

RE: Hi from a new entrant

Get a piccie soon... its nice to see who you are talking to

RE: whats the most expensive beverage you've bought to share with another?

haha.. thats more MY kind of drink

RE: whats the most expensive beverage you've bought to share with another?

Bloody hell! Only *Quite*?

I'd be expecting NECTAR for that.

RE: love wasn't put in your heart to stay.love isn't love till you give it away.

I'm vereeee cagey with my *love*.. I don't give it out to many people.

I'm happy to dish out lots of kindness... but the *L* thing.. nope.

RE: Could you do this?

About 20 years ago here where I live in the UK.. Cornwall a summer tourist *hot spot*..

A couple left their 8wk old baby in the car and went for a walk..

It was a BOILING Hot day.. When they came back the baby was dead.

I remember reading in the paper that even an hour after the baby had died, its body temp was through the roof!


I'm so against anything like that.. even pets. And I honestly would have no hesitation in smashing the window of someone's car is if an animal was in difficulty with the heat.

And I'd be straight on the phone to the police if it were a child, left alone for any length of time.

RE: whats your favorite soda?

Oh actually I just looked up *Moon pie*..

They look and sound something like *Wagon Wheels* in the UK

and I lurrrve those..

RE: What Misconceptions Do People About Your Hometown?

hahaha.. you mind reader you!

RE: Your day...

RE: What Misconceptions Do People About Your Hometown?

hahaha

RE: whats your favorite soda?

haha..

what's a moon pie?

I don't really drink soda, but I lurrrve root beer. (we don't really sell it much here its not big. don't think we have Mnt Dew at all)

RE: Keeping yourself safe...

RE: Who would give up their life for another person?

Good on you.. well done!

It takes A LOT to up root yourself under any circumstances. Let alone with virtually nothing.

RE: What Misconceptions Do People About Your Hometown?

RE: What Misconceptions Do People About Your Hometown?

That here in Cornwall (UK)... we all have a Ooo-arrrr accent.

RE: Craving Cigs.....tryin to quit.....