RE: The weirdest/strangest person you dated.

First AND LAST!! doh

RE: The weirdest/strangest person you dated.

I would have to say the weirdest one I ever went on was a guy I met on one of those phone dating things. I should've known the guy was trouble when he said I had to pick him up because he'd lost his license. But I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt. Well, I picked him up & had to drop his friend off somewhere. We proceed to a local bar, where he started drinking. Then off to the next bar, where he continued to drink. At the first bar, this old guy kept looking at me. My "date" got jealous. When we went to the second bar, the old guy came in a bit later. As my "date" had had quite a few to drink, he got in the old guy's face! We didn't stick around very long. I took him home & left. The guy would NOT quit calling! And he'd leave long, drawn-out messages too. I guess after calling about 10-15 times, he finally gave up. I just saw a personal ad he has on another site & had to laugh. NO WAY!!

RE: Alone or with someone else

That's what I have... does the trick! Besides, my landlords can probably hear any bathtub activities......

RE: Just moved to PA!

Don't forget about downtown Harrisburg on the weekends. And it's going to be coming alive again, because of the nice weather!

RE: Alone or with someone else

Very well put, Peaches! You DO have to be happy with yourself & find yourself, so-to-speak, to be happy with someone else.

RE: How many times have you been married ?

Once & I didn't make a wise choice with that one. Not saying never, but I won't be heartbroken if I don't ever again. I just want a special someone.

RE: Alone or with someone else

I don't know. I think it would be ideal for him to have his place & me to have mine. I've been single for 16 years. And totally alone (without my daughter) for about 3 years. I like having my own space, my own remote, my own food. No toilet seat being left up, or lid off the toothpaste. Plus, I can come & go as I please. But it would be nice to have someone to talk to about how our day went & maybe to go to dinner with, & hold at night. I go both ways on this. But then, I'm not in love right now either. I haven't really found someone lately who I feel that strongly about. And when I hear of the problems with my friends' relationships, I kind of feel like the lucky one!

RE: What Makes You Happy?

A beautiful sunny springtime day, just like today. Just wish I could be outside to enjoy this wonderful weather!!

RE: What is your biggest turn off on a first date? / part 2/

I don't like trash mouth, & will go as far as to tell them. If they continue to use it, we're done.

RE: What Makes You Happy?

Yes, but it's my business. And just because there was a car in the driveway didn't mean there was a man in my bed. I have female friends who stay over, maybe because they've had too much to drink & my place is closer.

My rule is if I have company, that's my business. If I'm disturbing you, come tell me or call the cops for disturbing the peace... wink

RE: What Makes You Happy?

I used to be in love with my apartment too... til my landlords started keeping tabs on who was coming & going....

RE: What Makes You Happy?

I would have to say my family, my grandbabies, & my wonderful friends.

RE: Fuel Prices

It's at $3.59/gallon in Pennsylvania. That's down from $3.69/gallon last week. I think they're trying to play a psychological game with us. Send it up by about ten cents, then drop it by about 5 & we're supposed to think we're getting this BIG BREAK... yeah right! And why aren't our "leaders" doing as they promised & finding out WHY we're being charged this??

I was listening to the radio the other day & they were telling us who has the cheapest & most expensive gas prices. Venezuela has the cheapest at about $0.12/gallon, with Kuwait next in line. And WE'RE paying out the WAZOO!! Something has to be done! And why can't the US use our own fuel?

RE: The Check's on the way....

My one co-worker got hers today. I should be getting mine PLUS my refund next week! WOOHOO!!! yay yay

RE: The Check's on the way....

Gonna pay my local taxes with it. Yippee.........

RE: Are you an only child?? or do you have brothers/sisters??

I'm the middle "problem" child, as we so often seem to be characterized. I have an older brother & a younger sister. I guess you'd say I'm the responsible one. My brother tries to be the boss & my sister just kinda goes with the stride. I'm the "mom" of our brood. And I might add, I'm the STUBBORN one! Always have been. But it's gotten me where I am today!

RE: whos taken and who is not taken

Nope, not taken.... banana banana

RE: Wors movies of all time.......

Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes & Howard The Duck!! Hands down!!

RE: George Foreman Grill

Apparently, I do too! Now ya went & made me hungry for bratwurst! My belly's growling!

RE: How do you behave when you are alone????

No, my ex-HUSBAND'S mother.

Thoughts for the Day

1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.

3. Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal & opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. (Just remember how lucky you were to get a free trip around the sun.)

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind & narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years & throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. If you must choose between two evils, chose the one that you've never tried before.

RE: How do you behave when you are alone????

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I meant my ex's MOTHER'S boyfriend! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How do you behave when you are alone????

When I was pregnant with my daughter, my ex's boyfriend & I used to see who could belch the loudest. That was the only time I could really "BELCH". Lost the talent after that. But, we would always say Buick! Now, when I'm alone & burp, I just say BURP! HAHA!!

RE: George Foreman Grill

Quit braggin', brat! scold

Tennessee Ten Commandments

Tennessee Ten Commandments

Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated the 'King James' into 'Jackson County' language.....

No joke, read on...


The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN )


(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff


Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day.

RE: George Foreman Grill

YUM!! That sounds good! But it's such a beautiful day here, I wish I had something to make on my outdoor grill! *Note to self* Gotta get the patio furniture out.

RE: George Foreman Grill

I somehow ended up with two of them! I think I inherited either my brother's or sister's... we all got them for Christmas from my mom one year. But I've only used it a couple of times. I find that it almost dries my food out too much. I like to still have a little juice in my meat. Keeps it tender. But it's not bad.

RE: THREE WORDS GAME

He doesn't know!

RE: THREE WORDS GAME

It's almost there

RE: THREE WORDS GAME

I give up!

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