They lie/fib/cheat/their way out of doing chores only to moan about having no clean socks
They hog duvets .
They hog Tv Remotes .
They cry and demand pity at the slightest pain yet leave you to the chores when your in pain .
They eat for 3 and moan about you eating the last biscuit .
If they wake up during the night to pee ......... you know Its on the wall /floor/ceiling/window.....
They collect tools and wire cuttings - have 3 to 4 pen knifes - have over 50000000 nails screws and bolts -then say we collect junk while pointing at our good vase .
They scratch themselves at the worst times possible .
I had such fun writing this .................. should also mention that my complaint box is closed
Couldnt agree more .I felt far to guilty with my 3rd pregnancy considering it was only 5 months after my 2nd miscarriage .Kept hearing the same thing "you should have waited" but why ? or more to the point it was just bad timing so how could I have waited ?!
Iv had problems with my ovaries for years .4 miscarriages and 2 stillborn are my memories but I do want more kids .I get told often oh you have your boy be thankful but Im not ashamed of wanting more nor will I feel guilty .
I did me love and replied (with flower) back ...... did you not receive it ? Your not the first if so .Iv been having problems all day with my account Il try again tho eh .
I told you the other day i have you a red bracelet ......... it came yesterday morning and I haven't stopped looking at it since and thinking back to your code
This is for the record by the way as it seems you leave me more than I leave you
Il bribe the guards with a tit each .... your gonna have to carry the canoe tho as iv no idea when the old indian lady decided to hide inside it .Trust me when i say trust me .............. i also like bananas with my guards .
RE: Who the Heck do you think you are?
I think Im The Shizz ................ especially with help from Remy Martin and friends