RillyNiceGuy Forum Posts (13,003)

RE: Culture vultures...

At the computer you can broarden both ends at the same time.

There is no bill, mam!

Bump to the top, so you can read it if you missed it. I wrote for ya'll anyhoo.

Yellow writing in the snow.

We should market stencils!

RE: Bigamy vs. Monogamy

My uncle had six wives..Yup!....he was a pigamist! ( I mean greedy, not that he married pigs....although 4 of them was dogs....ugly not real dogs.) I getting myself confused again!

Yellow writing in the snow.

Thats nice! Nene!





Did you know that if you will take vitamin c it will make your writing show up better.

We are getting into pro. secrets now!

Yellow writing in the snow.

I know some of you even wrote in caligraphy....show offs!

Yellow writing in the snow.

Have you guys ever written in the snow. Was it in your handwriting or hers.LOL

One time I had to go so bad I could swear I could write a novel. I only wrote my first name and my pencil was short too.

RE: Which would you choose?

House keeper!

It won't take long to clean my house.

Then I could chase her around the house and to catch her won't take long either.

RE: To whom it may concern.

If a person is blocked maybe they can have a friend send a flower in thier name ( one time ) to try to make it right.

Good Morning! Paws! have a good day.

oh! no! He's is at it again! The floweraholic is on the move!

Sign up if you didn't get one!

There is no bill, mam!

Thank you! for liking it!

RE: oooh, i almost forgot to wish

Didn't we do this already!

Happy Birthday! Rob Now don't lose this one.

There is no bill, mam!

A humble man was John. He was humble in his ways and the things he owned. John was a junk dealer. He did not have much in life but he owed no one. His home was filled with the things found and bought in the junk he worked at so long.

Over the years John had developed an eye for pretty things and collected them in his modest home. But poor John was a lonely man without a wife to love and cherish. No one wanted a man that deals in junk.

One day John saw a lady moving into a small broken house. He drove by the house to see a woman trying to set up living quarters for herself and her little girl. John stopped and inquired if he could be of assistance. She burst into tears and sat on the floor. John assured her that it would all be ok. She had no money and no food. All they had was the clothes on their backs.

John went home and loaded his truck with all they would need. There was furniture of the best he had. There were pretty things from his home and appliances of like new filled with all the food needed for weeks. He filled her hand with cash and said "Good day, mam." She said, "I can not pay you sir." John smiled and said, "There is no bill, mam."

The lady got a job and soon was able to take care of her self and her little girl. If something was needed it appeared at the door without a word from anyone. But, she knew who had left it there.

The lady tried to repay John, each time he would say "There is no bill, mam". She would talk with John everyday she could. She would walk with him and they would talk of their lives and the dreams each had for the future.

One day she took John's hand and said "John...Will you marry me?"
And John cried and with tears on his cheeks said, "Mam...How can I ever repay you for loving this lowly junk man. She kiss him softly and said, "John...There is no bill."

BY Rillyniceguy

RE: What would you do???

I agree, my heart couldn't stand it.

RE: Favorite Star Trek Quote...

Are you a Trekkie in the buff.....I mean a Star Trek buff.....my mind wandered.

RE: What would you do???

What your twin sister does is not your problem. (Get It)

RE: Favorite Star Trek Quote...

Spock was such a know it all.
I wish Capt. Kirk would have told him just once

"I wish you would shut your Vulcan mouth."

RE: Its another Saturday Night...and if ya aint got nobody, what are ya doing?

I guess I will just play with the mouse sticky traps. Wonder if they remove hair.






Darn!!!!!! That hurt!




Nope!

RE: What Would You Do If The Person You Loved Gained Alot Of Weight?

( going back to the closet)

RE: What Would You Do If The Person You Loved Gained Alot Of Weight?

I would stay, but for her health I would do what was best to get her weight down. I would not want to lose her or have her sick. If no health problems involved, what ever makes her happy.

If having extra money is a pain in the rear. You need to hide it somewhere else.

When I get a few extra dollars I like to buy books. I'm not into story books. I like books on making money, business, self improvement...etc

If having extra money is a pain in the rear. You need to hide it somewhere else.

When you get a few extra dollars how do you like to spend it. Or do you hide it for a rainy day.

RE: do you snore?

No! not at all.

The neighbors have called and asked me not used a chainsaw in the middle of the night.

Them crazy people all ways doing something silly.

But after 48 times I think they are runnng it into the ground.

The Haze

As the night comes, it brings a haze to the mind and the heart of a man.

This soft haze lets the mind of a man vision the loneliness in his heart and life.

This cool haze sends chills into the heart of the man to pain his very soul with despair.

With the rising sun, the haze is no more and in its place is the real sorrow of one more day alone.

My Words

RE: would you pay>?

Such a pretty carebear. I'm not asleep.

Telephone rang....you need credit card debt management services.

RE: would you pay>?

Real flowers are like internet flowers in front of her.

She makes them shame and hide their little faces.

But real thoughtfulness goes a long way.

RE: would you pay>?

I bet she could teach ya a thing or two...............about dancing! It's difficult to talk with all these dirty minds around.

RE: would you pay>?

Now you tell me you were not after a dancing partner. (nothing dirty implied). See, I knew you where after something.

RE: would you pay>?

You two guys! While ya'll are trying to get something. I sent the pretty girl a flower.

RE: Are men that cheap they don't offer you a drink at the movies anymore?

I made an ole boy mad once.

At the walkin movies a couple in front of me was having a snit about her not having a drink.

He had a DR Pepper and she hated them.

She was trying to get him to get her a Coke.

He didn't want to get up and miss the movie.

I got up and bought her a coke. Handed it to her and she smiled at me big time.

And he caught hell from then on. It was funny, he missed the last of the movie anyway.