dillydally Forum Posts (2,697)

Humor is the best remedy

hey you



that and the lavatory one for me

Humor is the best remedy

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-- Demetri Martin

So a man jumps into a taxi and says "King Arthur's close" and the taxi driver says, "don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights".
-- Tommy Cooper

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
-- Bob Monkhouse

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
-- Les Dawson

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
-- Billy Connolly

A man commented to his lunch companion: "My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire." "You're lucky," sighed the companion. "My wife dreams that in the daytime."
-- Sam Ewing

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
-- Milton Jones

I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
-- Milton Berle

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!
-- Jerry Dennis

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
-- Victoria Wood

I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related to myself. I have a 12-year-old daughter. She takes after my daddy. She ought to. She's his.
-- Brett Butler

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
-- Emo Philips

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-- Carl Zwanzig

When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.
-- Jeff Shaw

RE: Say Something To Someone W/O Mentioning Names

My mam bought me a magnet for my fridge ,it says


"Fridge pickers wear bigger knickers"

RE: do you sometimes get the impression that you're been talking too deep to the wrong people about life

I try not to do "deep" here in c.s and if i do, i keep it to my mail .Yes i have put the odd thread up about life and what not but it ends up turning into questions answered with questions . So no Gilly ,its the other way around for me ,i think im not talking deep enough for the right people


Hope your good this eve

RE: Love is....

awww claayer ,these are just lovely and why i want more babies

morning lovelys

RE: When did Appreciation become a four letter emotion????

I say thank you and please or any time that needs or deserves it ,iv taught my boy the same thing .Good manners go a long way ,my problem is i apologize to much even when i dont have to but im learning

RE: What's your Nickname?

depends what group im with .

my gals call me Farz
my best friends call me socks
and ex's call me ice queen im so loved can you tell ?

RE: Say Something To Someone W/O Mentioning Names

woohoo sunny in glasgow ,but it was pouring last night so its still all wet . Does noah care ? does he hell

RE: Coordinated effort....

hi you

RE: Say Something To Someone W/O Mentioning Names

yeah morning

RE: Coordinated effort....

morning

Have you experienced love at first sight?

hello my red flamed lady



Ditto

Have you experienced love at first sight?

I couldn't agree more

Have you experienced love at first sight?

no by all means id love to know the answer to this one too





(sorry people ,noah was on a dog break)

Have you experienced love at first sight?

God no and sorry if i came across that way .Iv never been in love so really dont have enough evidence to slate any claim on who has .Lust fizzles out eventually and infatuation can turn creepy ,well at least i think so .I suppose my opinion will differ as i get older but right now this is how i feel now .


So then i ask ,your own personal experience do you think it's
lust =head
love = heart ?

Have you experienced love at first sight?

So then do you associate the "love at first sight" feelings with lust or infatuation ?

My own experience of lust at first sight has taught me it doesn't have to be with a long term thing ,iv had the feeling and never did anything about it (although yes ,i have wondered) .Love tho is a different ball game altogether ,how can you give reason then why you love that person ? "just because" doesn't cover it and "i just know" doesn't mean jack .

Have you experienced love at first sight?

sounds just lovely

Have you experienced love at first sight?

That may be ,but can you say that the feelings you had the first time round still add up the same 5 years or so later ? does that not then mean what we call "puppy love" is untrue ?

For years kids have never been taken serious on the subject ,but if it can happen to an adult ,who is to say its not the same for kids ? most of you i know will disagree ,but to me first sight love is no different from puppy love to infatuation .

yes it can be grown but how deep does it really become then if its not built ?

Have you experienced love at first sight?

sounds like your well and truly hooked

Have you experienced love at first sight?

i thought id told everyone by now ,he's an american bull dog ,just turned 10 weeks on wednesday there and just whizzed on the rug 5 minutes ago


hows you Missy detective

Have you experienced love at first sight?

hi lola

Have you experienced love at first sight?

awwww claayer


hello love

Have you experienced love at first sight?

hi love


yes i agree ,infatuation and lust can both play the same hand i think

Have you experienced love at first sight?

really ?

care to share the emotion ?

Have you experienced love at first sight?

So do you think there is a difference between falling in love eventually ?

Have you experienced love at first sight?

"Love at First Sight" is really kind of a misnomer. Love usually takes some time to develop. There are several times when I have seen someone and been immediately attracted to them, when I have been able to see from the first minute that there was something special and interesting about them -but that doesn't constitute love for me . You can't really have that deep caring about someone from the first moment you see them (other than in the case of a newborn baby, which is the exception to the rule).



What's your take ?

Vertical Tabulation

for some reason i cant quote you hugz its not letting me


mines is the year i had my boy ,his is when he hits 27 my age today which is rather freaky iv done everybody i know ,im just a tad bored tonight

Vertical Tabulation

hey you

Vertical Tabulation

A game for your pleasure


suppose ,for example ,the subject was born in the year 1908; set down his birth date twice as shown and perform a simple addition .

1908
1
9
0
8

---

1926

---

the result ,which is 1926 ,is said to indicate a year of great importance in the subjects life .

Louis XVI came to the throne in 1774 (1+7+7+4=19) ,nineteen years later ,in 1793 ,he was guillotined .




have fun and let me know if it rings true for you

RE: What big hands you have!

saying nothing