wixomwizard Forum Posts (3,636)

RE: Who matches who on this site?

A person who was born in a bakery, in a pie pen....a rushed delivery.

RE: what is the best movie ever made ........ feel free to suggest alternatives

'DEBBIE DO'ES DALLAS.' talk about a ambitious woman. I think she included all te outlaying suburbs too!

RE: OBAMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The great State of Michigan nominates KWAMI KILPATRICK...we'll do anything just to get him out of Michigan.

RE: Sweetowen, put him down!

Joel, if I were you I'd DUCK...

RE: Are you a serial dater?

What's my middle have to do with anything???

RE: Are you a serial dater?

I have to watch my fiber intake, if I get too much, I start passing wicker furniture.

I could open a Pier 1 Import right now if I wanted to.

RE: Get it off your chest,...... just get out in the open......

The sun will come out tomorro, bet your bottom dollar that tomorro there'll be sun...

You did'nt know I could sing, didyou?

RE: Get it off your chest,...... just get out in the open......

It's wonderful how great minds think alike.

RE: Are you a serial dater?

I've never dated a cereal in my life, raisened once or twice though.

RE: Get it off your chest,...... just get out in the open......

Just because I think you could use them.

RE: Get it off your chest,...... just get out in the open......

Yup...My problem would be remembering what they were there for.

RE: Get it off your chest,...... just get out in the open......

Try looking for one to do a 12night stand...I hear it's cheaper by the dozen.

RE: Get it off your chest,...... just get out in the open......

It's true, It's true, I used to sit outside the prison fence waiting for one to show up at the hole I made, and all I got were tickets for littering.

RE: Get it off your chest,...... just get out in the open......

Eggnog sweety? Don't worry, I left the worms out.

RE: Get it off your chest,...... just get out in the open......

Ok, that's it, go report yourself.

RE: Give someone a compliment

Of all the 'Charlie Browns in the world, you are one of the Charlie Broniest!'

How are you my friend, long time no see!

RE: Give someone a compliment

Are they all barking in the same key?

RE: Be Nice, Say Something Nice !!!

She's a real beauty and a keeper.

RE: Give someone a compliment

Same here my little "Rocky Mountain Yodel Meister."

RE: Give someone a compliment

Ahh, here we are, another favorite member of Harry's Harem.

RE: Give someone a compliment

I was thinking along similar lines about you.

RE: What's the first thing you do when you wake up?

Then she beats the crap out of you for waking her up and sends you off to work.

RE: Give someone a compliment

You are a beautiful lady with a beautiful heart.

RE: Get it off your chest,...... just get out in the open......

Fantastic, but getting "gooder and gooder" by the moment.

RE: A sincere question to those who don't believe the Bible is God's Word

I think the fear God wants most from His creation, is the type of fear a child has for a parent. A awesome fear to be sure, but mostly a fear of doing anything that would displease the parent out of love for the parent. A child always wants to please and I think God wants us to be the same way.

God did not create us to terrorize us, but to give and bless us with good things. As a parent, we do not bring a child into the world so we can terrorize it. Not if we are normal anyway.

RE: Get it off your chest,...... just get out in the open......

So are you eggs! How are you today?

RE: A sincere question to those who don't believe the Bible is God's Word

I agree, I'm sad to say.

RE: A sincere question to those who don't believe the Bible is God's Word

Nope. I'm taking a break for breakfast.

RE: Does God Hate?

How about them Red Wings, as we say here in Mi.

RE: A sincere question to those who don't believe the Bible is God's Word

I was'nt insulting, I was observing.