crazyblondeone Forum Posts (3,164)

RE: Which are the Most Annoying type of Threads?

After the scrabble "All of those below" Don't have a clue what scrabble is, haven't run across it in the Forums, so no problem.

RE: The Online Friends are better than Friends in real/Person

I have only had one person online EVER ask me for money, they asked for $1000. But of course I didn't send it to them; I am blonde, I am crazy, but I am not an idiot! <---- and yes I even mumble to myself sometimes. But not a lender to online buddies!

RE: WHAT HAIR COLOR ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO MOST?

All hair colors. Not attracted to the bald look but have dated just one! You see right past that in a hurry because it has nothing to do with personality!

RE: Good Guy

Great song Pat but no I don't like being told lies!!

RE: Good Guy

Yeah that was a gross little song huh? I don't like touching worms!

I should have known better than to trust a man on the internet...but oh well. One day I may learn better but in the meantime...I will hurt and get through it.

Thanks for your support!!

RE: Good Guy

I've been lied to over and over again and just today! Was just blatantly lied to today and I am SO tired of it! Thought this one was special but apparently just another player in the sea of internet dating. I am so sad that I found out.

The worms are from a song from childhood: Nobody likes me, everyone hates me, guess I will go eat some worms! I am just sad. And heartbroken.

RE: Good Guy

A good guy doesn't LIE. But I guess on the internet it's very easy for them to do because they can hide behind their computers. Hate a liar and a player more than anything. But seems that's all I get these days. Think I will go eat some worms.

RE: americans full of them selves

I wish I were full of something, just don't know what if I figure it out...will let you know

In the meantime your perfect holiday awaits you....skip America for sure, we have enough hateful people here as anywhere in any country....

RE: rude or not

Exactly!!

RE: I believe.............

Thank you bestbefore! And thanks Kaybee for your sweet words too (I don't know how to double quote on here ).

RE: Traveling

I would go to the ends of the earth to meet my love. But I think he knows I would.

RE: I believe.............

Oh AND no matter what happens we can always count on the scammers to keep those mailboxes full!

RE: I believe.............

I believe my heart is broken but I will get through it. I may lose a few precious pounds that I don't need to because I hurt too much to eat...but I will get through it...and yeah: the world doesn't stop for my grief.

RE: Opsssssssssssss :-)

Oh my Lord!! That's bad....funny! But bad!!!

RE: Do You Believe In " Star Sign" Compatibility ?

Because "ditto" means "same here" Sunny doesn't believe in star signs either.

Lawyer and Doctor

Billing

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

RE: Hello Dear? ewww

It's condescending...

Blonde Joke

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally... a smart blonde joke.

RE: Happy Birthday

Darling Ali:

It is still your birthday here in California, so I am again and again wishing you:

I would have baked you a birthday cake, but......I am just not sure how to send it in the mail so here is a virtual cake and a kiss for a very sweet man! now blow out the candles and wish to your heart's content

RE: What is?????????????

I guess the romantic person in me still wants to find someone who will share my day, my life and my love. And I would compromise of course. What I want? Is someone decent and honest and funny! Being a pair? I miss being coupled AND hopefully this time: with the love of my life. I can wish eh?

RE: Favorite Color

Then they are not true to themselves....

I have grapes!! Not one is purple!! They are crimson, green and red flame dang!!

Have a wonderful evening yourself!!!

RE: Favorite Color

All colors of purple, royal to violet...

RE: Typical

I am wondering this myself....

RE: My country and what I like about it

Wow! My country America is so large and different in every little nook and cranny I couldn't say what I like best, but for California..wait even California is so large that it's hard to say. I would normally say I love the weather, but it's decided to rain right now...I love the summers here, I love how beautiful a lot of California is, the northern part has gorgeous beaches, we have the vineyards in Napa and Sonoma County, the largest trees in the world are here: the Redwoods and giant Sequoias. San Francisco is a beautiful city...just so much, we have snow covered mountains, nice deserts,beaches, and the farm lands...all wrapped up in one state! There is too much to list! California in my opinion is a very beautiful state and there is a lot to love about it!!

RE: yes i did win that much money

What's a Lada?

RE: yes i did win that much money

Of course happiness, like the Beatles sang: Money can't be me love!

I want to be happy and in love!! That's all I care about!

RE: health benefits of pets

I put this in my queue on Netflix, I think I've seen it before, reading the description it looks familiar, I love these movies. Thank you for the suggestion!

I've grown up with animals, lived on a farm, had my own horse at 7 years old. Right now I have six little dogs, they are so dramatic and funny, especially when we give them dialogues to go with their expressions which we do for entertainment...yes I have a crazy family. We have two cats, but they just watch this whole funny farm go on. Then there is the parakeet we keep in the kids bathroom (due to the cats), she only makes herself known when it's too dark in there!

Being sick a lot my dogs are my comfort. I have one dog who when I was very sick with a migraine and needed sleep I told her to go play with her brother and closed my bedroom door. When I got up three hours later my daughter told me my dog had slept by the door of my bedroom the whole time.

Animals for people who are sick a lot are a big comfort and don't get bored if they lay by your side for hours on end....they don't complain and I for one think it's a comfort to have them by my side.

RE: Love At First Sight.....Forget It,.....It´s The Smell That Counts.....

A decent smell is a must for me! OMG!! I have migraines, so this affects my smell, vision, hearing and touch. So smell is a definite must on anyone, if they stink I will actually get the dry heaves. Happened yesterday at a store, I needed to get out of there as someone smelled very bad, but had to wait for him to leave...I couldn't even stand in line until he was gone for a bit. It was gawd awful, I was starting to panic because I can't let anyone see me puke! And it was coming to that! It really wasn't a funny situation.

RE: September 11th 2001

Getting ready for work: I was in the shower when my sixteen year old daughter came in and told me, I just grabbed a towel and went to the nearest tv which was in my bedroom and watched as tradegy unfolded in front of me. It was such a horrible day. I cried all day at work and home.

RE: springcleaning! out with the old, in with the new

It's sooo easy to buy little girl clothes! I knew for four months before my last daughter was born she was a girl and oh dear she had so many dresses before she even made an entrance!!!