If you are a dove: You have a happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy. Hypocrites can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love..
My buddy Adam lives in a carvan in the middle of nowhere.
He has no car.. and a bad reception with his mobile (cell) phone.
He has been trying to get a new (better) network provider for his phone, but wanted to try some out to see if they would work where he lives.
Soo.. he came to ask me if he could drive him home (to the middle of nowhere dont forget).. and see if MY phone would get signal while we were there.
I drove him home.. and waited.. engine running.. in the lane (track) while he took my phone and went off to his caravan to try it out.
When he got out of the car (for some reason?) he put his bag on the floor by the car.
:::fast forward a few days:::
Adam stopped in to my house (to sell me some cheap tabacco lol) ..
As he came in.. he said..
'Ooo.. you are still speaking to me??' ..
I said ' Yeah? ... of course? why?'
He said.. ' Well..... When you dropped me home the other night I realised SOMEHOW.. one of the cans of beer in my bag had exploded.. it was pouring out allover the place.. so I thought it must have leaked in your car.. and thought maybe you were pissed off at me now' ...
I said 'Noooo.. of course not'
BUT!.... I didn't tell him what REALLY happened..
Sooo... back to the night I dropped him home to his caravan to try on my phone signal..
He went to the caravan.. and as I sat in the car ..
I thought... Ooo I'll just drive forward a bit.. So I did... then I heard this .. *BUMPHF-WHOOOSHHH* noise..
I got out of the car... and (even though it was pretty dark).. realised I had run OVER his bag!..
and something that I THOUGHT was milk was whooshing out of it onto the road..
Sooo... because I couldnt be bothered (bad me!).. to drive all the way back to town to get him more milk... (for poor him living in the middle of nowhere in a caravan).. haha
I said nothing.. and just moooooved the bag AWAY from the puddle of liquid.. and moved the car further away from it..
Then I leant out of my drivers window.. so that he could hand the phone back to me that way.. instead of risking him seeing the leaking bag and wet puddle on the other side of the car.. haha
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The campsite (and all the ones around).. are fully booked.. they are heeaving.My friends that came down to camp last week.. they tried to book into one of the places about a month ago.. and they found ONE that had 'some' space.
Chok-a-block...
and CRAP weather (still) ... this has been the worst summer here ever..