crazyblondeone Forum Posts (3,164)

RE: Population

Why do you ask this question?

RE: Ladies, would you ever shave your head?

I would shave my head and sometimes when I have these horrible migraines I think seriously of doing so....well maybe it's under duress due to the pain, but still wouldn't bother me to shave my head. My hair grows really slow.........it would be interesting to say the least!!

Joke anyone?

Awwww Thank You Aswina for that, the Beatles were so young here...wow...those English boys have a special place in my heart!!

Oh and Good Morning, happy Sunday to you!! Still Saturday night for me here in California!!

Joke anyone?

The ultimate response to a Dear John letter...

You gotta love a man like this !!!!! Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
...
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girl friend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

Joke anyone?

Does anyone have any jokes?

RE: BUSTED CAR......

That was fantastic!! I loved it!!

Halloween stories and jokes

I love the Monster Mash!! Thank you for that!!

Halloween stories and jokes

COFFIN

A man was walking home alone foggy night, when he hears:

BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP... behind him.

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image
of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street
toward him

BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him faster...
faster...

BUMP..
BUMP...
BUMP.

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels

--- the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart
is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping
toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find
is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

The coffin stops!

Halloween stories and jokes

Does anyone have a favorite or new story, joke or riddle for Halloween? Lets all share something funny or scary!!

RE: Good Morning CS'rs

Good morning, good afternoon and for those here on the west coast of the USA good evening it's 10:11 PM here in California on a Tuesday night.

Just had to share this one!!

I know I am blonde and by default I should be confused...but seriously I am...what are you talking about? I get emails from everyone! I am an equal opportunity emailists!!! And Flower receiver!!:teddy bear:

Just had to share this one!!

Okay I thought it was cute! I can just picture this little girl all hunched over her picture with such confidence and crayons!!

RE: How would you women react if your husband / boyfriend came home with a shaved head?

I would probably be surprised, but then hair grows back. Still hmmmmm...would have to get a husband first.....

Just had to share this one!!

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's
work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
... what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."

RE: WHICH WAS JESUS CHRIST'S SECOND NAME?

I was to believe that it was just "H" at least my mom always said "Jesus H. Christ" wait so did grandma...so just "H"...his papa's name was Joseph but think it was his foster dad or steppop! I don't know I didn't read all the posts, did someone ever get it right?

RE: for jeepers

Welcome back Jeeepers!! Please take care of yourself! As you can see you are well loved on here!! And MISSED!!!

RE: John Lennon would have been 71 today

Happy Birthday John!!

George Harrison and I share a birthday in February.

RE: Any genuine decent members

Good Lord yes there are many men who have a great sense of humor (American spelling). Maybe some can't spell but what difference does that make? If you had met in person first instead of writing on a online site, how long before you would find out they couldn't spell very well? Maybe years from now....so it really doesn't make any difference if they don't spell, doesn't make them less amusing or decent!! Look around there are so many especially in Ireland!! Good luck!!

RE: Happy...

How cool is that!! Lucky you!! Are you going back to Mexico in the near future? I've never been to neither Canada nor Mexico...but Interstate Five runs to both and it's right by my house!! Bet both are awesome places!!

RE: your favourite language is

Mine's got to be English because it's the only one I know and most times can understand it!!

RE: Happy...

Well Happy Thanksgiving to you Venus!! Hope your day is going well! And you are with family!! Do you have snow there?

-Crazy

RE: for jeepers

Awww Jeepers you know we all love you!! Please heal fast and get back out here!! Need your wit and charm!!

RE: Fat dates eat too much...are they worth the extra money ?

Oh my gosh!! I can't believe someone is so callous that they actually wrote this!! Amazing how awful some people are! Wow.....

RE: Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?

This just made me giggle!!

RE: Diana...We Still Remember

I remember waking up and getting the paper on that Sunday morning and screaming! It was headlines of course here in California. I had no previous knowledge that she'd been in a car wreck as I don't watch the news, we always watched cable shows back then.


My daughter Mollie was born earlier that year in 1997, so now at 14. She knows the princes' but not how much their mother was in the spotlight. We watched the royal wedding this year together. She knows Princess Diana's sons very well.

Diana was the most photographed woman in the world, those many photographs will memorialize her, but we would trade them all to have her back!

RE: What is your view on women who very often wear black flat boots?

OMG! I can wear flat shoes, no matter what and find something invisible to trip on...

RE: SEALS Dog In Mourning....

That's awesome that you are sharing this on here! I've had it on my Facebook all day.

Dogs do grieve, we had a toy poodle and an Olde English Sheepdog that grew up together, someone kicked in our gate at Halloween, the poodle got out and got hit and killed by a car (left him there in the middle of the street).I found him on my son's birthday, but could not pick him up...my best friend came over took him home, wrapped him up and kept him there until the next day. My Old English Sheepdog sat on the couch looking out the window waiting for him to come home all day. My friend brought him over the next day to have him buried in our yard. My kids didn't see anything but what he was wrapped up in, my Olde English Sheepdog smelled little guy and they all watched us bury him. Everyone even my dog had closure, he didn't sit looking out the window waiting for the poodle to come home after this. So sad.

I think this dog 'Hawkeye' could smell him and knew it was him and that he was no longer alive. This is just my opinion. I wrote on my Facebook for the link to this "Our dogs, our hearts".

RE: Happy Birthday RDM59

Happy Birthday you gorgeous Scottish man!!

RE: riots in London

I worked for the county here in California and would go pick up the 'worker inmates' for our department, some of the things these woman and men told me...I would not do well in jail or prison OMG!!!! What a scary place!!

RE: just to say!!!!

Hello!!

Hope you have a real good time!!