Dude44Dude44 Forum Posts (397)

Ok, who needs a massage?

There's nothing like a good neck massage!!....most people have tension from too many hours on the computer!..


thumbs up

Ok, who needs a massage?

Winter's here (well, sort of...)

Aches and pains, backaches, sore muscles and sniffles...

So who needs a massage?



dancing dog

RE: Unusual career changes, Guess what I used to do before my current job as a Model Agent?

Take a break hun....we have all night.

laugh

RE: Have you had a miracle in your life? Seen an Angel?

Congrats, that must feel awesome!

handshake

RE: Unusual career changes, Guess what I used to do before my current job as a Model Agent?

LOL!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh

RE: i need a serious and real woman who is ready

Until further clarification, I remain totally confusticated. dunno

Don't you just love hunters?

I think it's the primordial instinct to kill that seems natural to man, the ultimate predator. Also, men get turned on by guns, because as little boys they have been fed a continual diet of action super heroes, who are all into violence, killing and guns. It's also cool to be able to say to your mates at the bar that you killed some animal, and there was blood and guts and stuff. It's like...manly I guess. I know most young men are really impressed with army stuff, guns and all the kit. It's a game. And shooting things can be fun, cos it's a chase where something dies, but you never get hurt.

angel

RE: Do You Resent Who You Are?

I resent who I'm not!!

frustrated doh

Don't you just love hunters?

Ya know, those guys with guns 'n camouflage kit....hairy chests and baseball caps. The kind of guys who kill animals. It must feel so cool to have a gun in your hand, and be able to decide wether some totally defenceless animal lives or dies....

RE: Tell it like it is...

I'd vote the republicans into the White House.

cool

RE: It is heart breaking!

....and when you're passing, could you mow my lawn please? ....and don't forget to bring a six-pack of beer, ok?

laugh


RE: What Makes You Happy Today????????

You're just after my six-pack!!...

rolling on the floor laughing kiss

RE: What's YOUR PURPOSE BEING IN CS?

Phone me baby....I want your sax....


rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The worst song ever made???

When I think of you, I touch myself...

blushing blushing blushing






laugh

RE: What's YOUR PURPOSE BEING IN CS?

I'll follow you anywhere, you know that...but seeing it's not Friday yet, why not show me the entrance first?

blushing


laugh


kiss

RE: What's YOUR PURPOSE BEING IN CS?

I don't know my purpose here is. I wandered in here by mistake, and I can't find the exit anymore...




crazy

RE: Someone twice than my age...

Some people never find love. If you've found love, go for it. The only problem is, life is short, so he's going to leave you a young-ish widow. On the other hand, you could get hit by a bus next week, so why worry about that?

angel

RE: The Phobia that you are trying hard to conquer......

I have to conquer my irrational fear of women with large breasts. Although I am attracted to them, I fear that one will someday dominate me, and I will be subjected to daily sessions of tit-slapping.
I have nightmares at night, and wake up with my pillow stuffed in my mouth...

doh wow

RE: band naming

Roy Rogers and the Randy Palaminos....


drinking

RE: CONFESSIONS,,,

Oh, get over it....

doh


laugh


RE: CONFESSIONS,,,

Judge, I confess I am innocent.....she looked older than 16 to me...."


laugh doh

RE: CONFESSIONS,,,

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Oh brag a bit.....we don't mind.

giggle

RE: HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN you HAD YOUR FIRST KISS?

10


RE: NEW HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

You could scatter a bunch of shotgun shells around, plus a deer carcass hanging off a tree...

That should do it...

laugh

RE: too late

You lost me at "have"....

yawn

RE: How do you like your Snape?

Uhm....you've got large knockers...


wow

Finally.....wisdom.

I have found out, after years of research....the only things required to keep a cat entirely occupied, are several toothpicks and a roll of toilet paper.

One might even call it an epiphany....



idea


cats meow

RE: Finally, i have decided to get married......

Oh, you silly silly man.

haven't you heard of McDonalds?



doh



RE: A Question to MEN only:

Are you phished?

RE: Father & Son

rolling on the floor laughing


cool


confused


dunno

This is a list of forum posts created by Dude44.

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here