has anybody ever been really & truly scared for their life?
i've had 2 really scary moments in my life - one was when my date and i were coming out of a resturant and 2 guys held us up at gunpoint, one of them held a gun to my head and told my date to hand over his wallet & jewelery, which he did of course and then they took my purse and jewelery and then ran off.
the other time was when i was managing a video rental store and a man came in & pointed a gun at me & told me to give him all the money in the register and then he made me lay on the floor & i thought he was going to shoot me, but all he did was run away.
i always read them, but i don't always vote. sometimes becuz i don't like the choices & in that case i will post a comment or reply, sometimes its becuz i really do not have an interest in said poll or sometimes IMO the poll is just plain stupid.
stop putting yourself down! ! ! ! i just took a look at ur profile & ugly you aint. give people a chance to know you & let them see you for the good person you really are.
while there have been many fine, award winning musicals i don't care for them. i couldn't even sit thru "Cats" when it was on PBS, yet i love the music from it.
It seems a man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote:
This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag.
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and surmised from his spelling errors that he was not the brightest light in the harbor. She told him that she could not accept his stick up note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip, that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "OK" and left the Wells Fargo. The Wells Fargo teller then called the police, who arrested the man a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at the Bank of America.
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thank you and Happy New Year to you Bajan blue
RE: why are men like computer
right on sister!!!