potarick Forum Posts (705)

If she wants me to visit her from a distance.. she pays!

Yes, money is BIG deal when 99.9% of long distance dating is unreal
So you can vent and you can scream but I'll dismiss your appeal..

If she wants me to visit her from a distance.. she pays!

From typing to the phone we should know where we stand
I ain't visiting yonder to meet any Lada or Mitsubishi Gallant

So when I travel I am expecting to have a lasting romance
But I ain't gonna incur unnecessary expenses in an economy gone wrong.

If she wants me to visit her from a distance.. she pays!

So if a CS woman wants me to visit her from a distance
Then she must pay my plane fare to ignite the romance

If the relationship proves fruitful then I will gladly refund the balance
I ain't gonna book a Mercedes Benz only to end up getting a Mitsubishi Gallant.

RE: Such a shame

Yeah.. that's why I want a Cherry 2000 woman!

RE: Long distance dating: Is there such a thing? How does it work?

Seeing is believing and remaining is relieving
Let the eggs hatch before you count your chicken

Communicating online is one thousand miles from real dating
Don't pause your life in the name of anticipating

Reality is what I am debating
Long Distance Dating is like buying lotto tickets hoping to take care of bill paying .

Can someone, anyone enlighten this lummox here please? How can I tell that we are now actually "dating"? or still just flirting. What are the rules? Or the usual things that happen? What to look out for to ensure that he is really interested in me and not just a loafer with nothing else to do or someone needing to boost his ego? Too many questions i know but hey, this is a relationship and dating lummox writing here so please forgive.[/quote

I want a Cherry 2000...

It's rather odd how I first saw this Movie 2 days ago.. Grabbed it off Comcast OnDemand. I need a robot like that woman!

I want a Cherry 2000...

After watching this movie I have decided that I want to spend the rest of my life with a Cherry 2000. Where can I find one?

RE: How much do I love me??

I love me enough to want to share some with thee
Coz every padlock deserve to find its key

When bladder gets full it will need to pee
But some women are so darn complicated that even Sir Einstein would flee.

RE: Barak Obama is a

Baraka Obama is a blackman
Hated by Sarah despised by John
Loved by all Africans that are not Republicans

Baraka Obama is a blackman
Nothing he does will bring satisfaction
Invasion USA starring Chuck Norris and the Texas Rangers Revolution!

RE: Men

Actually it is more like 100:1
But I am a generous human!

RE: one month without smoking

Eleven more to go..

RE: Indonesian Woman

Some women give plenty fun in groups of ton
But commitment to one man could be equivalent to none..

RE: What has CS done for you?

Wow, I am coming to London to get you
Jus tell me when you decide to end the curfew!

RE: why do so many single moms with 2 or more kids seek single guys with no child wish and no kids

I rather a woman with kids too
But none below age 5 and none half alive!

RE: Public apology to Women

Remember that Eve was the first to have ate the apple.. Where is her apology to men?

RE: Public apology to Women

Please get off that ganja pipe!

RE: Did you ever meet

Jus go for it
At least you will enjoy the hours the candles get lit

But please be patient and use your wits
For now you can play with lips but don't travel beyond hips

When going to see him be show to travel on a cruise ship
So that if disappointment c*m you at least enjoyed the sea trip.

RE: MEN are shy.....?

I don't know about being shy..
But I do know that some of us are scared and afraid before and after marriage.

RE: would you date someone much older than you?

Right now I would date a granny
One who has ten grand kids and eleven nanny!

RE: perfect WOMEN !!!

One that is visiting us from heaven!

RE: Men

With the ratio of men to women at a staggering 12:1, I think women are lucky if they ever find a sincere and committed man. Actually, women should be shouting Amen & hallelujah when they find such a man, whether he is tall or short!

RE: what are the real intentions behind Alien´s presence on earth ?

To Visit SYFY channel..

RE: what is the country you would not Visit?

Yes, change is coming soon...

RE: what is the country you would not Visit?

Helltown

RE: Long Distance Dating

I wish you the best of luck
But I find it easier to go into the wilderness and catch a wild duck

Avoiding Women with young kids...

Like I have said before...

The only reason why I try to avoid women with young kids
Is because some step-children behave like wild guinea pigs.

RE: money is useless without true love

A truthful statement, but only to those who are seeking love!

RE: Wow! I was contacted by 6 women today.

I think we stand a better chance of being contacted by an Alien from Mars than a genuine and real single woman on here..

RE: what's the most beautifull thing you have ever seen in your life?

The most beautiful thing I ever saw was when I was a minor
And it belong to a latino woman living in South Carolina

Her name was Serena
And that beautiful thing is related to the beef we eat at the diner!

RE: Would you marry someone of another nationality?

The way things are going now I would ever marry an Alien from Mars!