potarick Forum Posts (705)

RE: THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY

Go ahead and re-open the door
Perhaps he is just seeking more green environment like Al Gore

John Wayne got more notches everything his gun roar
Your Romeo is still a man and needs more score

You cannot exactly prove his love and seriousness for sure
I think he is already imagining seeing you once again on all four!

RE: What do you think if woman is dating a man who is 11 yrs younger than her?

Can his buddy get stiff and work extra shift
Can he drill the older woman and even hoist her with the forklift

If the answers are yes then you have gotten my drift
11-12 years difference will not interfere with nature's gift.

RE: which age group of men do you think treats women better?

The age group that is mature
Not necessarily the one that is 21 or fifty-four!

Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!

Each time I read your notes I burst out in a sweat
And it has nothing to do with the singleman's meal I ate

You seem to have not yet gotten caught in a fisherman's net
So you shall remain a freesparrow until you and my birdcage have met!

Please ladies, I don't wanna leave!

I don't want to leave so please grant me a reprieve
I am just here cruising along while searching for Eve

I really love and adore women and I want you to believe
I am just afraid of getting one that resembles Steve

Women, please say "yeah" if you are still in grief
And I will reluctantly take an undocumented absence of leave

Superman was Clark Kent but his real name was Reeves
I am a victim of scammers that were creating mischief

Now, I need a lovely single lady whether great or least
If she is Beauty then I will be her Beast!

RE: Picture Love!

Oh yes we can
But we might not end up in sweet beulah land

Yes we can
But some of us will run back into our yards when we see the dirty ice cream van!

Yes we can
But this is 2011 and we are still in recession!

RE: honey moon

Straight into bed
This is the moment that some church virgins dread!

RE: Not as old as you say

Never judge a book by its cover
Just wait until you get in bed with your potential CS lover.

RE: IS THIS WHAT OBAMA MENT BY: "CHANGE" ?

Look who is talking
Obama would do a wonderful job if "Alabama" weren't stalking

They hate Obama just as much as TRUE Christians despise Darwin
T-partiers should be restricted to drink their disease-spreading tea only on Sunday mornings.

RE: Suspicious Minds...

Wow, you do have a wonderful mind
Simple and straightforward nothing like Einstein

What would my life be like if you were mine
For starters, I would not mind you being my concubine.

RE: listen to me very carefully....I will only say this once.

Trust me you will be back
Not everyone can live without the love doc

Plus you and I have not yet met
I have not yet seen the smile on your face when I make you wet

Okay, let me now stick a bet
You will be back before the U.S. economy confronts sudden death.

RE: thanks

Don't give thanks too quick please wait a bit
An artist usually takes a while before he makes an hit

We don't want you to come back here and say that wasn't it
So please do not pack your luggage and your make-up kit

The dating verdict is In...

Ladies and gentlemen the verdict is in
Most people here agree that dating someone here is a sin

I was packing luggage for long distance Linda-Tripping
I guess I may as well cancel my appointment at Holiday Inn

So why are we really here typing and chatting
Is Connecting Singles merely wishful thinking

Ladies and gentlemen Potarick is listening
Is there not one single woman here for future wedding?

RE: do you warm heart of woman with a bunch of flowers

Many men do warm a woman's heart with a bunch of flowers
But they are really warming her "lovebox" to get access within the hour.

Avoid having Kids for every Tom that come-along!

The warning is much more important than the rhyme
Starting a brand new relationship does not mean it's breeding time.

Avoid having Kids for every Tom that come-along!

Yes, different dads resulting in confusing lads
Three in Australia, one in Miami, and two in Trinidad

Girls pushing out babies as if they are mad
Some of these fatherless kids even getting converted (in prisons) and signing up for Jihad.

Avoid having Kids for every Tom that come-along!

I have experienced this scenario all the time
Meeting nice women only to be told that are half-a-dozen young kids waiting in line.

RE: What is so attractive about drinking

Guess what? Even Jesus Christ supports drinking when celebrating special occasions, and done in moderation!


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Avoid having Kids for every Tom that come-along!

To our left and right there is a single mom
Waiting patiently to meet another hater of Trojan

Some so young that they have not yet seen their prom
Others much older but think they MUST impress their young stallion

They keep breaking up with every Sam
But not before adding extra children to the Daycare plan

I am advising all women who think they MUST have a child for every visiting roManian
DO NOT get pregnant for every sweet-talking man that ask you to bear them a child to prove your devotion

What will you do when your Knight in shining armor comes along
And find you with a battalion of kids, enough to launch another Middle East invasion?

If she wants me to visit her from a distance.. she pays!

Your face is pretty and your response is cute
But skin beauty alone will not arouse this youth

If we judge every book by the cover we will end up with a brute
A beautiful tree could be dying as we cannot see the root.

RE: single dads, to date or not to date them?

At times it's not just about being a single dad
There are other things about us that women view as bad

For instance, they may not like our main hobby or our job
Or they may not like our lack of playa-boy muscles or belly blob

They may also not like the fact that we are quick to grab
Eager to jump into bed and quick to stab.


I am only saying

RE: Is "dating" normal?

Perhaps the OP should have asked, "Am I normal?"

If she wants me to visit her from a distance.. she pays!

Honestly, since I've been here all I do is post
I ain't recruiting any Delilahs & Jezebels from coast to coast..

RE: Where do you go on dates?

From the livingroom to the bedroom.

RE: Marrying a cousin

Marrying a cousin won't exactly bring good fruit
You could end up having kids resembling oaktree root.

RE: What do you do to relax?

I Log into CS to relax
And whenever I find the tree I will use my axe.

RE: what do you women look at

That is what they usually say
Until you put your pay stub on public display

Sorry for the man that does not get a pay raise by the ending of May
His woman is already getting ready to run away!

RE: lost faith in women

Well said Sir..

I have also lost faith in women but not in the luvbox unda her
The box that always sport a friendly smile and sometimes wear fur..

Requesting women's financial worth - bank balances, income, etc..

So one of my older sisters called me and asked if it was normal for men to be asking women about their financial worth. She mentioned having met a guy who during the early stages of the date bluntly asked her about her financial worth - bank balance, income, etc. She is 61 years old and lives in Canada!

Do women find this offensive and a turn-off? Or do they accept it as normal as since that is what they typically asked of their dates during the first or so sips of that Star Bucks coffee?

Old Age is coming soon and very soon...

Old Age is coming soon and very soon
Morning, evening, night or afternoon

Men will not be able to inflate a balloon
While some women won't be able to tolerate any pressure near their womb

We must stop being too picky and difficult and get a groom
And get married any month and not just June

I know I sound like an episode of animated cartoon
But for many it will be loneliness and misery and looking out for leap years and full moon!