potarick Forum Posts (705)

RE: Hunting on CS

Her weapon of choice
A 357 magnum that could kill us twice!

RE: Hunting on CS

If you weren't so far I would make you mine
But there is no place to drink no place to dine

How can we even share a bottle of red wine
That's one major disadvantage of dating online.

RE: Hunting on CS

We are in Sherwood Forest so we are all hunting
Some are denying while others are pretending

Some are here to buy organic food
While others are interested in partners that are outrageously rude.

Wait on divorce or get seriously involved..?

Easier said than done
When Mr. Right knocks on your bedroom door do not lie down

If the lifeguard is coming to rescue you why drown
There are so many separated moms out there with bellies that's round!

RE: is love based on nationality?

Most successful relationships are the ones that were nationalized
Jamaicans to Jamaicans and Whites to Whites

But there is something I have grown to realize
True-love also exist where there are no cultural ties

Knowledge and understand can make one wise
A quest for another race could be curiosity or infatuation in disguise!

RE: Broken Hearts

Let's be real
Men break women's heart even during the evening meal

Let's be real
Women break men's heart as soon as they find a more lucrative deal

Let's be real
I did watch a few episodes of Remington Steele!

RE: Broken Hearts

Right on...

Wait on divorce or get seriously involved..?

So she has been married for plenty years
Husband addicted to watching sports and drinking beer

Ignoring the kids and not providing lunch or bus fare
Won't cut the lawn and will not repair the broken chair

His love-making will not curl her toes nor unravel her hair
Only a miracle can put back the excitement in the affair

Now turmoil is in the home and separation is near
Wife threatens to leave him before the next election year

On CS profile page her separation-notice is there
She is not yet divorced but is seeking a man to care

She is not going back as love has been replaced with dislike and fear
Please tell me if she is qualified to have a brand new man to share!

Men: What if your wife-to-be is on this site?

What if your wife-to-be is on this site
Black, Hispanic or Indian or fairytale Snow White
What if she is afraid that you will bring her too much delight

What if your wife-to-be is on this site
What if she is the only Miss Right
Ready to cook your food then use scotchbrite :-)

What if your wife-to-be is on this site
Playing hide-n-seek with her potential Knight
What if she knows it already but having stage fright?

No Smokers, no Heavy Drinkers and no Dogs...

The Eaglewoman would fit perfectly by my side
Whenever I come to Spain we should go out for a ride

I love Hispanic/Latino women but not the gay pride
If I get one to marry my I-DO will forever abide!

No Smokers, no Heavy Drinkers and no Dogs...

Here are my few bad habits:

1. Logging into CS 365 days per year and 366 days in a leap year.
2. Seeking women on CS and being betrayed and denied..
3. Not wanting any dogs, cats, mice or roaches in my home. Whenever I really want to see animals I either go to the zoo or watch Discovery Channel
4. Avoiding women that drink HEAVILY. Yes, I drink but not over the speed limit.
5. Not wanting any smokers. If she really wants to smoke then she can smoke me while I smoke her. lol

So there goes my few bad habits...

No Smokers, no Heavy Drinkers and no Dogs...

Jus call it unique poetry
It will get more mainstream after I win the lottery!

RE: Hello CS

Bhirdie,

You are looking so sweet
Every time I see your picture I cannot stand for long on my feet

I think I am stuck in rewind and repeat
How many more times do I have to tell you that I am in LA Heat?

RE: Hello CS

Welcome to CS Mr. Down Under
You have come to the right place to find an engine for your Honda

The ladies here are looking more juiciful than cucumber
I am already making plans to take one of them on a trip to Aruba!

RE: any advice?

Darling they are Scammers and not MC Hammer
Don't give any of them your heart unless it is Potarick or Obama

I am not one of the secret service agents that got caught in Colombia
All I want is a honest and loving single woman from Buenos Aires Argentina!

RE: threes things that should not be broken or damaged

I think you urgently need a man
Then and there I would better understand

I wish a road could take me straight to Thailand
I would be driving over there to put a marriage plan in your hand!

No Smokers, no Heavy Drinkers and no Dogs...

So I am kinda in a mess
Many of the women I try to date keep putting me to the test

The ones that don't smoke tend to have a house pest
A noisy chiwawa (etc) that won't allow me to get my rest

Others are drinking as if it is Mardi Gras naughty contest
Oooooh, I am in such an awful mess

For me women without dogs is best
Any 4-legged creature in the house must be the professor at the desk

And women who smoke is an instant turn-off from east to west
How can I enjoy a Frenchkiss with tobacco on my breath?

RE: How long would you have to talk to someone online before you felt comfortable to meet?

I would say 40days and 40nights
So that when the flood waters come you will be prepared to take a flight!

RE: I love a married man

I bet the married man is rotten rich
More than enough reasons to be molesting the hip

A poor and married man could not pull that zip
No where on that body would he get a chance to dip

Now listen well to the captain of the ship
Leave that married man alone and get a single man to frenchkiss your lips!

RE: WHY WOMAN SO BAD WITH CREDIT CARDS?

Perhaps because it is not theirs
Spending like crazy buying fake wares

And they don't care a damn if the man cries tears
As long as the credit card is available to shop at Time Square!

RE: HARD WORK FOR A SINGLE PARENT.

I believe what is really missing is not a man
It is our heavenly Father the God of Abraham!

RE: Whats your favorite thing to do when its raining?

Log onto CS...

Women I Love you all...

Women I really love you all
I am here having a singles ball
And the only ones I dislike is RuPaul

I really love you all
I have not yet received a worthy email muchless a phone call
But I have gotten junk mails from junkies both short and tall

Women I really love you all
One day one of you will accompany me to the shopping mall
To visit victoria secret to gather frenchcuts for you to install

I really love you all
Once I was Saul but now I am Paul
Which one of you would like to accompany me up the wedding hall???

Happy Mothers Day single moms...

I am glad someone found my rhyming good to share
As collaborating with my posting is extremely rare

I need to come take a vacation over there
To visit the Eagle whilst her nest is bare!

Pressing REWIND & EJECT....

You are welcum..

I am here chewing a gum
And thinking how much I was a bum

Beating the oletime bongo drum
That's how much I was dumb!

RE: Demotivational morning after ...

He said his name was Playa-boy
AKA nightly-lease or European toy!

RE: Demotivational morning after ...

At least he got paid
That man certainly won't need US AID!

Happy Mothers Day single moms...

Single moms happy Mothers Day
Don't forget me in your prayers when you pray

Of course we will be weighed in the balance when we play
And the consequences will usually be a method of pay

Like sheep your men have gone astray
A crazy society has turned everyone to his own way

But as the night is not that far from the day
A step-dad is coming regardless of the delay

Pressing REWIND & EJECT....

I also lost a senorita years by uprooting my past
She ditched me then married a cousin of Santa Claus

We made our mistakes but all is not lost
A few angels are still out there so hold onto your horse!

Young ladies close your legs....

That the kind of attitude that got many to be single moms
Home alone taking self-portraits and frying eggs and ham!